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Attend a Zombie or Vampire Ball

Vampire.... Less of a chance of being ripped apart.

Would you rather be eaten by cannibals.....

or become a cannibal?

Become a cannibal

Walk on broken glass for an hour or drink a random persons urine

Glass..

Would you rather spend time locked in a motel room with only 3 channels for a month or abandoned in the middle of a forest?

motel

drink 20ozs of bull semen, or allow a meth freak to move into your place for two months?

Freak move in

Covered in honey and attacked by bees or sleep with an ugly person

Bees won't sting unless threatened so I go with the bees.


drink a full bottle of mustard, or catsup?

Mustard

Break a beer bottle over your own head or drop a cement block on your feet?

beer bottle

kneel on raw rice for 1 hour, or tear off both thumbnails?

Kneel

Eat a live cricket or a live stink bug

i've already ate my share of crickets, locust and grass hoppers, so no dilemma there

deep sea voyage, or soar in orbit around the planet.

Orbit

Be a big rockstar or big time actor

Rockstar.

DVD or VHS?

Blu ray

Collect records or cds

Both.. well, cds.

Meet your hero or a dragon?

Hero

Sloth, or Lust?

Lust


Tough or tender

both.... it depends on my mood.

Hot wax or Ice Cubes?

ice cubes

cold or hot

Cold

Slut/playboy or good girl/boy

Oh I'm so the slut.....


Would you rather be a sex slave....

or a regular slave?

Sex slave

Would you rather be mute or deaf?

mute

Rich and unhappy or average wealth & happy

Average wealth and happy.

Be killed by an assassin and go to heaven or kill an assassin and go to hell?

Kill an assassin and go to hell.

Would you rather eat a chocolate covered grasshopper or lamb chops?

lamb chops

eat fugi (puffer fish) sushi, or lick a jeweled toad behind the eyes (a hallucinogenic)?

toad

fight a bear or poisonous snakes

bear

eat a 10oz wet cow pie, or or drink 20 ozs of stomach bile?

Cow pie..

Would you rather visit Paris or Venice?

Um..... Either is good. Both Paris and Venice have things I would like to see.

Would you rather do a 6 month holiday at the South Pole....

or look down the crater of an erupting volcano?

6 months in south poll i don't think i would survive the other

would you eat a dog or a cat if that is all you had to eat . or none and die.

die

would you eat tree bark or dirt?

tree bark

Deep sea fish, or Mountain excursion?

Mountain.

Go to the moon or fly around the sun?

Go to the Moon.. with this name.. its a given. lol

Walk on water or live underwater?

Lol live underwater.
Live forever or born again?

live forever

kiss a good looking friend or a good looking stranger

stranger

marry rich with an evil Mother in Law or marry poor and have a good family all around

Poor. Rich Mother-in-laws are the worst.


Would your rather be forced to listen to bad radio.....

or sit in silence?

silence

fart filled elevator for 30 floors, or elevators out of service (stairs to the 30th floor)?

Stairs.. I always chose the stairs anyway.

Would you rather die of starvation or of slow flesh-eating virus?

Starvation.

Eaten by a zombie or ripped apart by wolves?

Zombie

Be able to fly or become invisible?

Become invisible. Oh yeah!

Piercings or tattoos?

Tattoos.
Have a dragon or become a dragon?

Since breathing fire seems worse then having heartburn.... I'd rather have a dragon.


Would rather listen to Hair Metal....

or listen to Polka?

Hair Metal,

Would you rather a sedate country drive, or a fast paced flying lap on a race track?

Race track please...

Sky dive or fly to an exotic destination

sky dive

be on the first moon colony, or win 250,000 dollars tax free?

The money..

Would you rather get hit by a great white or a bull?

bull

would you rather be tied up with ropes..or chains?

chains, one can get out of badly tied chains.


Drawn and quartered, or gas chamber?

Gas Chamber

Stomped to death by a bull or stabbed to death by thugs?

stabbed to death by thugs

covered in honey and stung to death
or
drug through a mile of glass shards?

Glass shards

Chocolate or Ice Cream?

Chocolate

Fight a rhino or a hippo

Hippo

Have a giraffe or elephant

Giraffe

Endure a hurricane or tornado

Already endured Sandy.....

I can do it again.


Would you rather wear a outfit that completely conceals your body on a hot day....

or be completely naked on a cool day?

completely covered.

Would you rather a trip to outer space or go cave diving?

Um..... beam me up, Mr. Scott.

Would you rather pound the snit out of an annoying little twit.....

or ignore him until he goes away?

Ignore

Stick your hand in a wasp nest for 5 minutes or attend two Jonas Brothers concerts in a row

Jonas Brothers.. Can throw random shit at them the whole time. XD

Would you rather go reside in a swamp or in the ghetto?

Swamp

Eat 5 live mosquitos or french kiss a cousin

Eat 5 live mosquitos.

Watch funny videos without laughing or walk around half naked outside?

5 mosquitos.. pssht that's nothing at all.

Eat a handful of cockroaches or drink rancid milk?

Funny vids. I've done that so many times..

Eat a handful of cockroaches or drink rancid milk?

Funny vids, rancid milk

Shave your head or kiss a ugly bum french style

Kiss the bum

talk on the phone or text

Text

Dance naked on the pentagon lawn or let a stranger shave your entire body including your head

Shave me.... As long as it free.... Besides, I need a haircut.

:)


Would you rather French kiss a lightsocket.....

or swallow a lit Cherrybomb?

French kiss a lightsocket.

Would you rather serve as an altar during a Black Mass or work in the morgue?

Serve as an altar during a Black Mass


Would you rather rob a bank or break into the Library of Congress' to view their secret stacks?

Library

Walk on broken glass or hot stones for 5 minutes

Glass.....

Would you rather be stretched out on the Rack....

or put in the Iron Maiden?

Rack

Chocolate or peanut butter

Chocolate

Live where you live now or somewhere else

Well....

If you mean in my apartment..... Someplace else, like a house.

But if you you mean my state.... I ain't leaving NJ.


Would you rather drive a car that belonged to James Bond.....

or a car that belonged to Batman?

Nananana Batman!

Would you rather swallow a banana whole or a hot dog?

banana

would you rather have money and be blind or be homeless and have ESP

Pass the tin foil hat and call me homeless with ESP. ;)

Would you rather take take pills for mental illness or keep it as your super power with learning to control it yourself?

Will take the pills.

To get revenge on someone, go to court or use magick?

''Magic'', concentrated thought-forms, of course.

Would you rather spend the summer deserted on a tropical island or working?

working

would you rather be sober or tipsy

Sober

Would you rather go to a wild party full of strangers or a relaxed barbecue with friends?

A relaxed barbecue with friends.

Would you rather have a vacation going camping or check into a 5 star hotel?

5 star hotel. I hate nature.

Would you rather go to the beach to swim or to a pool?

Swim in a pool.

Would you rather travel to the moon, or the deepest point of the ocean?

Moon

Tattoo or piercing

Ocean

Would you rather go to see a live acting group or a musical group?

Tattoo

Would you rather go to see a live acting group or a musical group?

Live band

Live forever or not

Nawh.. that would get old.

Play piano or guitar?

Piano.

Outdoor concert or indoor?

Outdoor

Soda or Juice?

Juice.

Milk or soy?

milk

steak or chickin

None. I don't eat it but if I had to choose, steak.

Carrots or potatoes? :)

Potatoes

Mashed or baked potatoes

Baked.

Tostones or chips?

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