The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

The military has begun bombing the creature and we're caught in the middle. Okay, ready?

Cloverfield

"You remember that movie where the ten strangers went to an island, and then they all died, one by one? And then it turned out they weren't strangers, that they all had a connection."

Identity

I can smell the blood running through your veins. Smells like... DINNER

Priest

Is there some reason my coffee isn't here? Has she died or something?

The Devil Wears Prada

A weed is a plant out of place. I find a hollyhock in my cornfield, and it's a weed. I find it in my yard, and it's a flower. You're in my yard.

The Killer Inside Me


You have to look forward or you'll never get home. I ask you- what could be braver than that?

War Horse

It doesn't matter who's in charge. We've just got to work together. First, we build a camp.

Lord of the Flies

You could be dead...right now. But then there would be too many bloody questions.

From Hell

"If I turn into one of those demons, shoot me. One in the heart and one in the head, and don't you hesitate."

Doom

If you ever want something badly, let it go. If it comes back to you, then it's yours forever. If it doesn't, then it was never yours to begin with.

Indecent Proposal

Well then, in winter I will live in... Arizona. Actually, I think I will need two wives.

The Hunt For Red October

A bullet-catch is suicide, all it takes is some smart-ass volunteer to put a button in the barrel

The Prestige

"I thought we might end this evening with a discussion of the soul. All of the greatest religions speak of the soul's endurance before the end of life. So what then does it mean to die?"

The Illusionist

I gave you so many clues and you failed... you fucking failed.

The Bone Collector

I can't become king if someone else already sits on the throne.

Eastern Promises

"Guys like us that work on ranches are the loneliest guys in the world. They ain't got no family and they don't belong no place. They got nothin' to look ahead to..."

Of Mice and Men

I'll make you an assistant DA. I'll never shake your fucking hand! You're too smart for your own good.

The Place Beyond the Pines

"It's not awful; it's just different. People talk to each other. And there's a ham, with pineapple on it, and little cherries on it..."

The Place Beyond the Pines

Don't just stand there! Seize him! Punish him! The Lord has chosen me as the bringer of His word and the giver of His laws! Disobedience to me is disobedience to Him! Do it now, or your punishment shall be a thousand deaths, each more horrible than the last!

All Good Things, Children of the Corn

It always ends the same, blood, snot, and tears.

Man on a Ledge

"Hey, you try making love to a complete stranger in a hostile, mutant environment, see how you like it."

Hell Comes to Frog Town

They're a rotten crowd. You're worth the whole damn bunch put together.

The Great Gatsby (1974)

"Death and honor are thought to be the same, but today I have learned that sometimes they are not."

The Last of the Mohicans

Todd, I would never fuck you like that.

Go (1999)

It's not cheating if you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off

road trip

That'll be funny in a minute when I get to that part.

The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 (2009)

" I have been told that the best crackers in the world can do this under 60 minutes but unfortunately I need someone who can do this under 60 seconds."

Swordfish

Life and death. Space and time. Fate and chance. These are the forces of the universe. Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, I present a man wh I has unlocked these mysteries. From the furthest corners of the world where the dark arts still hold sway he returns to us to demonstrate how nature's laws may be bent.

The Illusionist

"I live in torture thinking of these moments. Every look he gives you I get sicker and sicker. There's a burning in me, I feel on fire and a guilt I can't comidify. Does it make you happy to know that?"

Tristan + Isolde

He was the only man I ever killed worth remembering.

Gangs of New York (Love that movie!)

Her innocence was the first part of her soul to die.

The Raven

Sensual desire indulged for it's own sake is the misuse of something sacred.

Anna Karenina

"My wife makes me take off my clothes in the garage. Then she leaves out a bucket of warm water and some soap. And then she douses everything in hand sanitizer after I leave. I mean, she's overreacting, right?"

Contagion

I don't want you as quiet as an ant pissing on cotton. I want you as quiet as an ant not even thinking about pissing on cotton

Heist

They just got back. God, you sound like a crazy person. The Governor says we're going to be fine.

2012

"What about a gross of fluorescent condoms for the novelty machine in the men's room? I mean, those are fun even when you're alone."

Kingpin

You remind me of him. You forget to remember to be afraid.

9

"Five hour drive to find out mommy had a jelly bean removed from her nose... Glad I missed work. Can we eat now?"

Anger Management

Get the fuck out my face with that shit

Pulp Fiction

But she does not love you David, she cannot love you. You are neither flesh, nor blood. You are not a dog, a cat, or a canary. You were designed and built specific, like the rest of us. And you are alone now only because they tired of you, or replaced you with a younger model, or were displeased with something you said, or broke. They made us too smart, too quick, and too many. We are suffering for the mistakes they made because when the end comes, all that will be left is us. That's why they hate us, and that is why you must stay here, with me.

A.I. Artificial Intelligence

"You must realize that what I'm about to tell you is very sensitive, both to me and to the Army. You know that we have a Bio-Force Department, and that we had a bio-force enhancement research project developed during World War II..."

The Incredible Hulk

In this business, you're always one step away from bankruptcy. Funny money, credit, speculation... Somewhere in this country's a little ol' lady with $79.25. The five cents is a buffalo nickel... If she cashes in her investment, whole thing'll collapse. General Motors, the Pentagon, the two-party system and the whole shebang... We're all running downhill. Gotta' keep running faster or we'll fall down.

Thunderbolt and Lightfoot

Do you know what they called a gathering of crows? Curve? A murder. A murder of crows. Think about it.

The Crow: City of Angels

"The basic rule of homicide applied: nothing stays buried forever. Corpses. Ghosts. Nothing stays buried forever. Nothing."

The Black Dahlia

I see what's inside him, what makes him tick. He's still the same guy. He's still crazy fucking Joey! And you know it, don't you?

A History of Violence

" Pain is your friend, your ally, it will tell you when you are seriously injured, it will keep you awake and angry, and remind you to finish the job and get the hell home. But you know the best thing about pain?"

G.I. Jane

You know what? I bet you could do this all by yourself if you really wanted to. Could you do this by yourself?

What's Eating Gilbert Grape

You think your world is safe? A comforting lie told to protect you. Enjoy these final moments of peace. For I have returned to have my vengeance. So, shall we begin?

Star Trek Into Darkness

"There are two wolves fighting in each man's heart. One is Love, the other is Hate."

Pathfinder

I am the king of the swing!

Hostel...

"Candy Cane? Hey anybody know a Candy Cane?"

Joy Ride

We are the majority. They are a minority of traitors and invaders. We will squash the infestation. We will wipe out the RPF rebels. This is RTLM, Hutu power radio. Stay alert. Watch your neighbours.

Hotel Rwanda

"You guys are pros. The best. I'm sure you can make it out of the casino. Of course, lest we forget, once you're out the front door, you're still in the middle of the f*cking desert!"

Ocean's Eleven

Don't mock me my friend. It's a condition of mental divergence. I find myself on the planet Ogo, part of an intellectual elite, preparing to subjugate the barbarian hordes on Pluto. But even though this is a totally convincing reality for me in every way, nevertheless Ogo is actually a construct of my psyche. I am mentally divergent, in that I am escaping certain unnamed realities that plague my life here. When I stop going there, I will be well. Are you also divergent, friend?

Twelve Monkeys

"And that was it. It ended about the same place where it started, out in the desert on the road to Mexico. I was just as broke as when I arrived, but something would turn up. It always does."

Last Man Standing

We're not out on the belt collecting data. And we're not hauling cargo. We *are* the cargo.

Pandorum

I've done some things in my life I'm not proud of, but this is the first time I've ever felt in real danger of hell.

The Green Mile

One bat, two bats, fifty bats!

The Descent

"Spiders would find your barn a tad breazy this time of year. In that respect, spiders are a bit like you and me. No, I frankly doubt there are any spiders in your barn."

Arachnaphobia

I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free.

The fast and the Furious (2001)

Now really, you don't expect me to just walk out that door, do you, sweetheart

The Eiger Santion

We blow half a day in Parids, all because Browning had a bad fucking dream?

Final Destination

"I am the writing on the wall, the whisper in the classroom! Without these things, I am nothing. So now, I must shed innocent blood. COME WITH ME!"

Candyman


Someone as beautiful and powerful as you doesn't fall for a faggy art dealer. Okay?

Taking Lives

"What are you doing? You honestly think you're gonna find something more important than every single creature on Earth being led two by two inside a giant rocket ship?"

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow

Could I speak to the drug dealer of the house, please?

Last Action Hero

" Learn to probe for your opponent's weakness, uncover it, and once you have found it? Pop! strike."

By the Sword

Your subconscious is looking for a dreamer; me. Quick, give me a kiss.

Inception

"I am who I am because of you. You are every reason, every hope, and every dream I've ever had, and no matter what happens to us in the future, every day we are together is the greatest day of my life. I will always be yours. And, my darling, you will always be mine."

The Notebook

I understand you have experienced a loss, but this relationship just can't work. I mean, you're a cat. I'm black. I'm not going to be hurt again

I, Robot....

" I just keep wishing I could think of a way to show them that they don't own me. If I'm gonna die, I wanna still be me. Does it make any sense?"

Cabin in the Woods

I'm the type of girl you're liable to find anywhere.

Seven Sinners...(Not sure if that was the one you were looking for, though)

"You know what scared 'em - the spectacle of law and order here, risin' up out of the gravy and the mashed potatoes."

That was correct,
The Man Who Shot Liberty Vance

You know, you got 5 minutes off, slip into one of the rooms, pull down your lil' panty's wack it.

Googles or guesses?

Bulletproof

"This is the '90s. You can't just walk up and slap a guy, you have to say something cool first."

The Last Boy Scout


"Nice rice rocket. Did it come with a fortune cookie?"

Dirty Harry

People want paradise, and they will have it.

RoboCop 2

"Mostly the job is to ask questions. The frustrating part, the part that drives you crazy, is that the people you really want to talk to are dead."

The Alphabet Killer


Not that I haven't been sitting here idly, waiting for you to drop by and reinvigorate my sense of purpose.

Zodiac

"All the pain in the world will not help you find something that does not exist."

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

My name's Alan and I bought a giraffe! Oh, my life is perfect!

The Hangover Part III

"It's called training. You know, being aware without drawing attention. You don't think I've noticed those 34 C's in the camouflage tank top setting up a tent directly to the left of us? Or how about those twin cannons hiking up a mountain ridge 50 yards due west? Or the ridge itself? Round mounds of grass shaped like..."

Role Models

You will die! Like the others before you, one by one, we will take you.

The Evil Dead

All right. Fine. I didn't see a snake. For heaven's sake, there is no such thing as a giant snake. I must have lost my mind for s second.

Dragon Wars: D-War


Have you ever crossed the road, and looked the wrong way? A car's nearly on you? So what do you do? Something very silly. You freeze. Your life doesn't flash before you, 'cause you're too fuckin' scared to think - you just freeze and pull a stupid face. But the pikey didn't. Why? Because he had plans of running the car over.

Snatch

I hear you have been great use to your master. All that grinding and stirring, eh?

Girl With a Pearl Earring


I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle.

The Warriors

Listen to me. Listen to me carefully. The Sheriff's playbook is to make you dead. First they're gonna shoot out those cameras, and then they're gonna shoot you. Am I clear?

Hostage

That plane belongs in a museum.
We all do.

The Expendables 2

Thanks. I'll pass these out in the cancer ward.

Flight

They're all going to die.

Jaws

No, I may be an asshole but I've worked hard to become one.

Googles or guesses?

2 Days in the Valley

"Gates tries to blackmail me, you ask me "Did I miss anything." Gates gets killed, you say "Did I miss anything." I bet you went up to Mrs. Lincoln at the Ford Theatre and said "How was the show? Did I miss anything?"

Hudson Hawk

I'm gonna need a little help, I have to go to the bathroom. My penis is in the corner.

Scary MoVie

"There are several sacred things in this world that you don't *ever* mess with. One of them happens to be another man's fries. Now, you remember that, and you will live a long and healthy life."

Men At Work

Things have changed, Jerry...forcs majeure, acts of God.

Fargo

" If you ever leave me with a kid again I'll make sure you never have one. You have no idea what those screaming booger eaters are like. They expect you to... know stuff!"

Happy, Texas

Call it the seven-year-itch, Doug. Oh. And by the way you haven't even *begun* to see me try to kill you!

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