Vampire Profile - Profile for NightBlossom at Vampire Rave.

I have a bit of a soft side and be thankful if you ever reach it because I'm...lets just say stubborn.

This is my soft side.
The more recent loss to my family was my great grandmother, Gertrude Stovich. She was inspirational in the flaw that she was stubborn. The way she presented herself, you always wanted to be like her. Strong at heart and hand. Soft in the same reguard.

The most painful loss I have suffered was my grandfather. If you ever get into conversation with me over this, I will call him "dad". When I was little, i didn't have much of a father figure to look up to. He was it. He was such an intelligent being it inspired me to attempt to reach his IQ level. I have actually passed it and I thank him daily for it. He taught me to read and write, count, etc. He was my grandfather, my father, my teacher, my mentor, my guide, and my hero. He will be greatly missed.-

For those of you that read my profile more than once, you'll notice that the ex part of this is missing. To Chris: Goodbye friend. Thanks for what we had and what I learned.

This following little bit is what I have dedicated to my beloved ones who are passed on.

I wanted you to know I love the way you laugh
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain away
I keep your photograph; I know it serves me well
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain

‘Cause I’m broken when I’m open
And I don’t feel like I am strong enough
‘Cause I’m broken when I’m lonesome
And I don’t feel light when you’re gone away

The worst is over now and we can breathe again
I wanna hold you high, you steal my pain away
There’s so much left to learn, and no one left to fight
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain

‘Cause I’m broken when I’m open
And I don’t feel like I am strong enough
‘Cause I’m broken when I’m lonesome
And I don’t feel right when you’re gone away

‘Cause I’m broken when I’m open
And I don’t feel like I am strong enough
‘Cause I’m broken when I’m lonesome
And I don’t feel light when you’re gone away

--Broken, Seether

This is a poem I found in a (how pathetic) chicken soup for the teenage soul book

When Tomorrow Starts without me

When tomorrow starts without me, and I'm not there to see; if the sun should rise and find your eyes all filled with tears for me;

I wish so much you wouldn't cry the way you did today, while thinking of the many things we didn't get to say.

I know how much you love me, as much as I love you, and each time you think of me, I know you'll miss me too; but when tomorrow starts without me, please try to understand, that an angel came and called my name and took me by the hand, and said my place was ready in heaven far above, and that I had to leave behind all those I dearly love.

But as I turned to walk away, a tear fell from my eye, for all my life, I'd always thought I didn't want to die. I had so much to live for and so much yet to do, It seemed almost impossible that I was leaving you.

I thought of all the yesterdays, the good ones and the bad, I thought of all the love we shared and all the fun we had. If I could relive yesterday, I thought, just for a while, I'd say goodbye and kiss you and maybe see your smile.

But then I fully realized that this could never be, for emptiness and memories would take the place of me. And when I thought of worldly things that I'd miss tomorrow, I thought of you, and when I did, my heart was filled with sorrow.

But when I walked through heavens gates, I felt so much at home. When god looked down and smiled at me from his great golden throne,
he said "This is eternity and all I've promised you, today for life on Earth is past but here it starts anew. I promise no tomorrow, but today will always last, and since each day's the same day, there's no longing for the past.

"But you have been so faithful, so trusting, and so true, though there were some things you did you knew you shouldn't do. But you have been forgiven and now at last you're free. So won't you take my hand and share my life with me?"

So when tomorrow starts without me, don't think we're far apart, for everytime you think of me, I'm right here in your heart.

---David M. Romano

In loving memory of

David Charles Brown
June 2nd, 1932 - November 3rd, 2002

and

Gertrude Stovich

April 2th, 1928 - June 12, 2005

Soft sides don't have to be about loss. My softest side belongs to Drew, ToiletDuc here on VR. We've been talking for almost two years, almost daily within the last year. I finally got up all the courage I could and went to visit him. I'd say we were 'dating' by October 21th, 2007. I plan on moving down there with him. I've never met anyone who could fill me so completely. No one has ever made me feel like I belong the way Drew does. He has given me a reason to hope and feel whole. I love you Drew.

Before I went back 'home', he dropped a few songs on my mp3 player when I wasn't paying attention. This is the first one I heard. Its perfect.

Always
byZug Izland

My wish is, I hope to do for you
All that you've done because all that you do
It's like magic, you're amazing me
A Diamond for free your as real as can be
And to keep you, give up everything I own
The mic and my life just dont leave me alone
You're my partner, I want you to see
No matter how bad things in life can be
You've always got me
You've always got me

Now you trust me
I carry this so tight
I'll be there for you
If your wrong or your right
Doesn't matter, just reach out to me
I will never question any opportunity
To show you and prove to you I care
Always You share and you've always been there
You're my best friend, its easy to see
No matter how bad things in life can be
You've always got me
You've always got me

My wish is, I hope to do for you
All that you've done because all that you do
Is like magic, and your amazing me
A Diamond for free your as real as can be
As real as can be
And you have always, got me

You've always got me
You've always got me
You've always got me
You've always got me
You've always got me

Ostriches are often not taken seriously. They can run faster than horses, and the males can roar like lions.

The lifespan of a squirrel is about nine years.

Human birth control pills work on gorillas.

The odds of seeing three albino deer at once are one in seventy-nine billion, yet one man in Boulder Junction, Wisconsin, took a picture of three albino deer in the woods.

A British medical journal called The Practitioner has determined that bird watching can be hazardous to one's health. They have officially designated bird watching a hazardous activity, using the example of the death of a bird watcher who became so wrapped up in watching a particular bird that he failed to notice his potentially dangerous surroundings and was eaten by a crocodile.

Cows are the only mammals that pee backwards.

One legend claims stealing someone's shadow (by measuring it against a wall and driving a nail through its head) can turn the victim into a vampire.

Malcolm Lowry had pnigophobia—the fear of choking on fish bones.
Augustus Caesar had achluophobia—the fear of sitting in the dark.

Androphobia is a fear of men.

Caligynephobia is a fear of beautiful women.

Pentheraphobia is a fear of a mother-in-law.

Scopophobia is a fear of being looked at.

Phobophobia is a fear of fearing.

Mageiricophobia is the intense fear of having to cook.

Papaphobia is the fear of Popes.

Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive.

Clinophobia is the fear of beds.

The Average American/Canadian eats about 11.9lbs of cereal per year.

The Average American/Canadian drinks about 600 soda’s per year.

More People use blue toothbrushes then red ones.

According to a 1995 survey, 7 out of 10 British dogs get Christmas gifts from their doting owners.

The average American family views television six hours each day.

About two hundred babies are born worldwide every minute.

Nobody yet has explained satisfactorily why couples who marry in January, February, and March tend to have the highest divorce rates.

Your statistical chance of being murdered is one in twenty thousand.

If you earn twenty thousand dollars a year, one minute of your time is worth a little more than seventeen cents.

More than one-third of us say our most difficult self-discipline challenge is weight, but almost as many cite spending. Coming in way behind these two are controlling our fears or our tempers, and fewer than two percent say their biggest challenge is smoking or drinking.

Two out of three people sleep on their sides, and they're about equally divided as to WHICH side. Of the remainder, slightly more sleep on their stomachs than sleep on their backs.

Forty percent of American adults cannot fill out a bank deposit slip correctly.

A survey finds that a quarter of all people who take a briefcase or something similar to work with them have got SOMETHING in it for self-defense.

Paranormal experts say people reach the peak of their ability to see ghosts when they're 7 years old.

Someone on Earth reports seeing a UFO every three minutes. In the U.S., reported sightings are most likely to occur in July, at 9 p.m. or 3 a.m.

Someone within 200 miles of your town claims to have had direct contact with a monster, ghost or other unexplainable being.

As many as nine out of ten people are right-handed, and the word for that side, "right," is derived from a variety of sources, all of which suggest strength. Left, on the other hand, comes from the Old English, lyft, for useless, weak.

The average New York City household generates 6.2 pounds of garbage each day. Every day, between 12,000 and 14,000 tons of solid waste are disposed at the Fresh Kills Landfill in Staten Island, New York.

The average human scalp has 100,000 hairs.

As much as six percent of the world's population may experience sleep paralysis, the inability to move and speak for several minutes after awakening.

Tide has 70 percent of the market share for detergent.

Forty percent of the American population has never visited a dentist.

A NUKE InterNETWORK poll found that 52 percent of Internet users have cut back on watching TV in order to spend more time online; 12 percent have cut back on seeing friends.

About 60 percent of all American babies are named after close relatives.

August is the month when most baby's are born.

Each year approximately 250,000 American husbands are physically attacked and beaten by their wives.

There have been several documented cases of women giving birth to twins who had different fathers, including cases where the children were of different races. To do so, the mother had to have conceived both children in close proximity. There has also been one recent case where a mother gave birth to unrelated "twins." In that instance, the mother underwent in vitro fertilization and had her own child and the embryo of another couple accidentally implanted in her.

In 1990 there were about 15,000 vacuum cleaner related accidents in the U.S.

Adults spend an average of 16 times as many hours selecting clothes (145.6 hours a year) as they do on planning their retirement.

Statistically speaking, the most dangerous job in the United States is that of Sanitation Worker. Firemen and Policeman are a close second and third, followed by Leather Tanners in fourth.

The average person over fifty will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.

40,000 Americans are injured by toilets every year.

According to the US Government people have tried nearly 28,000 different ways to lose weight.

Meteorologists claim they're right 85% of the time.

5,840 people with pillow related injuries checked into U.S. emergency rooms in 1992.

8% of Americans twiddle their thumbs.

75% of people wash from top to bottom in the shower.

The average American looks at eight houses before buying one.

56% of the video game market is adults.

55,700 people in the US are injured by jewelry each year.

The average US worker toils for two hours and 47 minutes of each working day just to pay income tax.

The average American pays more in taxes than for food, clothing and shelter put together.

Portion of Harvard students who graduate with honors: 4/5

Chances that a burglary in the US will be solved: 1 in 7.

Portion of land in the US owned by the government: 1/3

There are more Barbie dolls in Italy than there are Canadians in Canada.

In 1984, 13,126 people were arrested in Federal drug cases.

In 1790, the U.S. government conducted its first head count. The total population was just under four million (3,929,625).

As of 1983, an average of Three billion Christmas cards were sent annually in the United States.

Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people.

Conception occurs in December more than any other month.

There are 10 doctors in the U.S. with the last name of 'Nurse'.

The standard escalator moves 120 feet per minute.

Nine out of 10 Americans tell pollsters they have NEVER had a professional massage.

During the heating months of winter, the relative humidity of the average American home is 13% nearly twice as dry as the Sahara Desert.

Pennies, plural, have value to most Americans. A penny, singular, does not. Almost half of Americans say they would not bother to bend over to pick up a penny on the street, but more than half of us report having stashes of pennies laying around the house.

Only 30% of us can flare our nostrils.

21% of us don't make our bed daily. 5% of us never do.

Men do 29% of laundry each week. Only 7% of women trust their husbands to do it correctly.

40% of women have hurled footwear at a man.

Theaters in Glendale, California can show horror films only on Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday.

You can't plow a cotton field with an elephant in North Carolina.

In Lehigh, Nebraska it's against the law to sell donut holes.

Under the law of Mississippi, there’s no such thing as a female Peeping Tom.

Anti-modem laws restrict Internet access in the country of Burma. Illegal possession of a modem can lead to a prison term.

Lawn darts are illegal in Canada.

In Idaho a citizen is forbidden by law to give another citizen a box of candy that weighs more than 50 pounds.

Every citizen of Kentucky is required by law to take a bath at least once a year.

It is against the law to whale hunt in Oklahoma. (Think about it...)

A Venetian law decrees that all gondolas must be painted black. The only exceptions are gondolas belonging to high public officials.

In the state of Queensland, Australia, it is still constitutional law that all pubs (hotel/bar) must have a railing outside for patrons to tie up their horse.

According to law, no store is allowed to sell a toothbrush on the Sabbath in Providence, Rhode Island. Yet these same stores are allowed to sell toothpaste and mouthwash on Sundays.

Before the enactment of the 1978 law that made it mandatory for dog owners in New York City to clean up after their pets, approximately 40 million pounds of dog excrement were deposited on the streets every year.

Chewing gum is outlawed in Singapore because it is a means of "tainting an environment free of dirt."

The handkerchief had been used by the Romans, who ordinarily wore two handkerchiefs: one on the left wrist and one tucked in at the waist or around the neck. In the fifteenth century, the handkerchief was for a time allowed only to the nobility; special laws were made to enforce this. The classical heritage was rediscovered during the Renaissance.

For hundreds of years, the Chinese zealously guarded the secret of sericulture; imperial law decreed death by torture to those who disclosed how to make silk.

An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take more than 3 steps backwards while dancing.

By law, information collected in a U.S. census must remain confidential for 72 years.

Candy made from pieces of barrel cactus was outlawed in the U.S. in 1952 to protect the species.

A slander case in Thailand was once settled by a witness who said nothing at all. According to the memoirs of Justice Gerald Sparrow, a 20th century British barrister who served as a judge in Bangkok, the case involved two rival Chinese merchants. Pu Lin and Swee Ho. Pu Lin had stated sneeringly at a party that Swee Ho's new wife, Li Bua, was merely a decoration to show how rich her husband was. Swee Ho, he said, could no longer "please the ladies." Swee Ho sued for slander, claiming Li Bua was his wife in every sense - and he won his case, along with substantial damages, without a word of evidence being taken. Swee Ho's lawyer simply put the blushing bride in the witness box. She had decorative, gold-painted fingernails, to be sure, but she was also quite obviously pregnant.

In Breton, Alabama, there is a law on the town's books against riding down the street in a motorboat.

Connecticut and Rhode Island never ratified the 18th Amendment: Prohibition.

A few years back, a Chinese soap hit it big with consumers in Asia. It was claimed in ads that users would lose weight with Seaweed Defat Scented Soap simply by washing with it. The soap was sold in violation to the Japanese Pharmaceutical Affairs Law and was banned. Reportedly, the craze for the soap was so great that Japanese tourists from China and Hong Kong brought back large quantities. The product was also in violation of customs regulations. In June and July 1999 alone, over 10,000 bars were seized.

In most American states, a wedding ring is exempt by law from inclusion among the assets in a bankruptcy estate. This means that a wedding ring cannot be seized by creditors, no matter how much the bankrupt person owes.

In New York State, it is still illegal to shoot a rabbit from a moving trolley car.

Vermont, Alaska, Hawaii, and Maine are the four states in the U.S. that do not allow billboards.

Wetaskiwin, Alberta from 1917: "It's against the law to tie a male horse next to a female horse on Main Street."

Women were banned by royal decree from using hotel swimming pools in Jidda, Saudi Arabia, in 1979.

In Riverside, California, there is an old law on the city's books which makes it illegal to kiss unless both people wipe their lips with rose water.

In Saudi Arabia, a woman reportedly may divorce her husband if he does not keep her supplied with coffee.

In San Salvador, drunk drivers can be punished by death before a firing squad.

In Pennsylvania, Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk.

In seventeenth-century Japan, no citizen was allowed to leave the country on penalty of death. Anyone caught coming or going without permission was executed on the spot.

In Somalia, Africa, it's been decreed illegal to carry old chewing gum stuck on the tip of your nose.

In some smaller towns in the state of Arizona, it is illegal to wear suspenders.

In South America, it would be rude not to ask a man about his wife and children. In most Arab countries, it would be rude to do so.

Being rude to a telephone operator in Prussia was once a crime. In 1908, a respected citizen was reprimanded by the government after becoming exasperated with an operator and saying "My dear girl!"

In Thailand, the left hand is considered unclean, so you should not eat with it. Also, pointing with one finger is considered rude and is only done when pointing to objects or animals, never humans.

In Pakistan, it is rude to show the soles of your feet or point a foot when you are sitting on the floor.

It was once against the law to slam your car door in a city in Switzerland.

During the reign of Catherine I of Russia, the rules for parties stipulated that no man was to get drunk before 9 o'clock and ladies weren't to get drunk at any hour.

In 1845 Boston had an ordinance banning bathing unless you had a doctor's prescription.

Hypnotism is banned by public schools in San Diego.

Texas is the only state that permits residents to cast absentee ballots from space. The first to exercise this right to vote while in orbit was astronaut David Wolf, who cast his vote for Houston mayor via e-mail from the Russian space station Mir in November 1997.

No building in DC may be taller than 13 floors. This is so that no matter where in the city you are, you can see the monument to our first president, Washington.

In Michigan it's illegal to place a skunk inside your bosses desk.

In Kentucky, it is illegal to carry ice cream in your back pocket.

During the time that the atomic bomb was being hatched by the United States at Alamogordo, New Mexico, applicants for routine jobs like janitors, were disqualified if they could read. Illiteracy was a job requirement. The reason: the authorities did not want their trash or other papers read.

It's illegal in Alabama to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.

In parts of Alaska, it's illegal to feed alcohol to a moose.

You're subject to fines and/or imprisonment for making "ugly faces" at dogs in Oklahoma.

In Utah, birds have the right of way on all highways.

Christmas was once illegal in England.

In Turkey, in the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries, anyone caught drinking coffee was put to death.

It is illegal to hunt camels in the state of Arizona.

In Italy, it is illegal to make coffins out of anything except nutshells or wood.

"To prevent violence," it was at one time customary at certain phases of the moon to chain and flog inmates of England's notorious Bedlam Hospital.

In Milan, Italy, when an operator dialed a wrong number, the phone company fined the operator.

In Hartford Connecticut, it is illegal for a husband to kiss his wife on Sundays.

In December 1997, the state of Nevada (USA) became the first state to pass legislation categorizing Y2K data disasters as "acts of God"— protecting the state from lawsuits that may potentially be brought against it by residents in the year 2000

At age 47, the Rolling Stones' bassist, Bill Wyman, began a relationship with 13-year old Mandy Smith, with her mother's blessing. Six years later, they were married, but the marriage only lasted a year. Not long after, Bill's 30-year-old son Stephen married Mandy's mother, age 46. That made Stephen a stepfather to his former stepmother. If Bill and Mandy had remained married, Stephen would have been his father's father-in-law and his own grandpa.

Most toilets flush in E flat.

The rock band Lynyrd Skynyrd took their name from a high school teacher named Leonard Skinner who had suspended several students for having long hair.

Dark Side of The Moon (a Pink Floyd album) stayed on the top 200 Billboard charts for 741 weeks! That is 14 years.

No one knows where Mozart is buried.

Warner Communications paid $28 million for the copyright to the song "Happy Birthday".

Nick Mason is the only member of Pink Floyd to appear on all of the band's albums.

Entertainers who worked in the pizza business before they became famous include Stephen Baldwin, who was a pizza parlor employee, Bill Murray, who was a pizza maker, and Jean-Claude Van Damme, who delivered pizzas. Many years back, Julia Roberts and Christie Brinkley both sold ice cream. Before she made it as a pop singer, Madonna sold doughnuts at Dunkin' Donuts. And in the burger arena, Jennifer Aniston was a waitress at a burger joint, Queen Latifah worked at Burger King, and Andie McDowell was employed by McDonald's.

Actor Robert De Niro played the part of the Cowardly Lion in his elementary schools production of The Wizard of Oz. De Niro was 10 at the time.

Prince Harry and Prince William are uncircumcised.

Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.

Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look alike contest.

In her entire lifetime, Spain's Queen Isabella (1451-1504) bathed twice.

Before he pursued his acting career, Jack Nicholson worked as an office boy in MGM's cartoon department.

Green Bay Packers backup quarterback, Matt Hasselbeck, has been struck by lightning twice in his life.

Coke was originally green and contained cocaine thus it was called coke

Leonardo da Vinci spent 12 years painting the Mona Lisa's lips.

The tip of a bullwhip moves so fast that it breaks the sound barrier; the crack of the whip is actually a tiny sonic boom. Oi Oi ;)

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

Jim Morrison (of the 60's rock group 'The Doors') was the first rock star to be arrested on stage.

In ancient Egypt, killing a cat was a crime punishable by death.

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

It is estimated that millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels that bury nuts and then forget where they hid them.

There are 119 grooves on the edge of a quarter.

There are 42 dots on a pair of dice.

Should there be a crash; Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane as a precaution.

The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache on a standard playing card.

The kings in a deck of cards each represent a great king from history. The king of spades is King David, the king of clubs is Alexander the Great, the king of hearts is Charlemagne, and the king of diamonds is Julius Caesar.

There are about 3,000 hot dog vendors in metropolitan New York.

There are more than 40,000 characters in Chinese script.

The LEGO Company was founded by Ole Kirk Christiansen in Billund, Denmark, in 1916. Today it has over 9,000 employees worldwide. The Danish words Leg and Godt were put together to make "LEGO." Later, it was discovered that in Latin, the term Lego" means "I put together" or "I assemble."

Some Persian rugs may last as long as 500 years before wearing out.

There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.

The little bits of paper left over when holes are punched in data cards or tape are called "Chad."

Coca cola will eat through an iron nail in under a week

Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when woman make love they produce double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth.

Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tunes up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps and you don't need special sneakers!

Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than Valium.

Humans are the only species on earth that have face-to-face sex.

Gun owners are among the most sexually active Americans.

Most elephants weigh less than the tongue of the blue whale.

Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at only one end.

A lifespan of an eyelash is approximately 150 days.

A human eyeball weighs an ounce.

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear

Right handed people, on average, live 9 years longer than left handed

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

Your foot is exactly the same length as the distance from the bottom of your palm to the crook of your elbow.

All of the clocks in the movie Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20.

Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.

Did you know you share your birthday with at least 9 other million people in the world?

Every time you lick a stamp; you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie

Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.

You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.

Hippopotamuses actually sweat blood. Their skin contains a great amount of an oily substance that exudes from the pores, and when the beast perspires a little blood gets mixed in.

The animal responsible for the most human deaths worldwide is the mosquito.

People who drink coffee are less likely to commit suicide than people who don’t.

Women who went to college are more likely than high school dropouts to enjoy both the giving and receiving of oral sex.

The outdoor temperature can be estimated to within several degrees by timing the chirps of a cricket. It is done this way: count the number of chirps in a 15-second period, and add 37 to the total. The result will be very close to the actual Fahrenheit temperature. This formula, however, only works in warm weather.

Did u know that a catfish has over 100,000 taste buds?

Vampire Bats live solely of blood. Based upon food consumption of captive bats, a single bat will drink approximately seven liters of blood per year. The only thing life-threatening from the bite of the vampire bat is exposure to rabies.

Over 40% of the women in the U.S. have been a Girl Scout.

Leave a coin in coke for a few days and presto! Clean coin with out harsh abrasive cleaners.

Pig orgasms last 30 minutes.

The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.

On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

Cat's urine glows under a black light.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb

If Barbie were life-size her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human's neck.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

Polar bears are left-handed.

Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite

In Virginia, there is a law that you can get arrested in your own home and sentenced to a maximum possible 10 years in jail for having oral sex.

Animals can have the Parkinson’s syndrome.

There is no such thing as a true black rose. Rub the petals on a piece of white paper, it's purple.

The aquatic animal, the Red Sponge, can be broken into a thousand pieces and still reconstitute itself.

Bamboo can grow three feet in twenty-four hours.

Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by a lightning strike

It takes about 142.18 licks to reach the center of a tootsie pop.

Goldfish can suffer motion sickness.

The US government will not allow portraits of living people to be placed on stamps.

It's estimated that more bullets were fired during New Year's celebrations this year in Texas then in the Gulf War.

David Hasselhoff's great uncle was the inventor of the inflatable sheep.

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

During WWII, a German U-Boat sunk due to a malfunctioning toilet.

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

Hippopomonstraussusequilibdophobia is the fear of big words.

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