MENTORSHIP:

THE BAD APPLES
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born: Dec 1976
six feet tall
eyes: brown
occupation: peddler of lies and empty promises

I like what i like.
I am a misfit among misfits.
Always the outsider.
The optimist in me sees
the hope in a cloudy day.
But I was raised by pessimists,
so I come by it honestly.
Opinionated? Perhaps.
Stubborn? Mm-hmm.
Delusional? Sometimes.
Open-minded? Not really, but I try.
Honest? You bet.

I read your journals.
Every word.
It's an addiction.

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leather, tattoos, wicked grins, satanic haiku,
loud music, sarcastic humor, spicy Thai food,
liars, thieves, fakers, and malcontents.

bad puns, ignorance, political pundits, hello kitty,
big ass profile stamps, misuse of the apostrophe,
people with nothing to say.

gang signs, typos, indecisiveness,
animated gifs, drop-shadows.

southern rock, H.P. Lovecraft, symmetry,
Hong Kong action movies, eavesdropping,
people-watching, fire, & you.

ratings, vanity, or popularity.

Assistant Coven Master and
PROUD MEMBER OF
The Coven of the Forbidden Fruit


Dragon Order of the Coven of the Forbidden Fruit




Miskatonic University...
A group to celebrate all things Lovecraftian.
In the Sci-Fi Section
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+ Nosferatu (1922) +
+ Dracula (1931) +
+ Vampyr (1932) +
+ Fearless Vampire Killers (1967) +
+ Blacula (1972) +
+ Vampyres (1974) +
+ Salem's Lot (1979) +
+ The Hunger (1983) +
+ Lifeforce (1985) +
+ Lost Boys (1987) +
+ Near Dark (1987)
+ Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992) +
+ Interview with a Vampire (1994) +
+ From Dusk Til Dawn (1996) +
+ Shadow of the Vampire (2001) +
+ Let the Right One In (2008) +


+ The Maltese Falcon +
+ Dr Strangelove +
+ The Exorcist +
+ Blade Runner +
+ Evil Dead 1 & 2 +
+ Friday 13th -- all of 'em +
+ Memento +
+ Reservoir Dogs +
+ Se7en +
+ The Matrix +
+ Silent Hill +
+ Resident Evil +
+ The Ring +
+ Saw -- all of 'em +


+ Alabama Thunderpussy +
+ Alice in Chains +
+ Children of Bodom +
+ Fu Manchu +
+ Godsmack +
+ Johnny Cash +
+ Led Zep +
+ Metallica +
+ Misfits (danzig ) +
+ Nirvana +
+ Patsy Cline +
+ Rancid +
+ Rev. Horton Heat +
+ Rob Zombie +
+ Slipknot +
+ Stuck Mojo +
+ Testament +
+ Wizo +
+ guitar solos +
+ explosions +
+ thunder +
+ fire +

I suppose I should tell you a bit more about myself.
I avoid crowds because they make me feel invisible.
I clean things obsessively. I buy power tools but never
use them. I read books, but never finish them.
I'm a generous tipper, and a loyal friend.
I don't like sleeping.
I drive too fast.
I sing too loud.
When I was little, I was absolutely convinced that I
was a robot. A broken arm corrected that illusion.
(maybe)
As a child, I never cared for cartoons. I watched Godzilla
and old black and white horror movies.
The first book I ever read was about dinosaurs.
The second book I read was about vampires, of course.
I have an irrational fear of clowns and monkeys.
Luckily, the chance of encountering either a clown
or a monkey on any given day is quite rare.
For this, I am grateful.

So that's me in a proverbial nutshell, or at least,
all I'm willing to paste up on a wall.
I'm basically a happy person with a dark side.
I'm an eternal optimist who prefers the shadow.
Anything else you want to know...just ask.
I answer all queries & I play nicely with others.
Well, usually.
p.s. I'm just kidding about Hello Kitty...
I'm just seein' if anyone reads all this.
*cracks his knuckles*
time to get my bite on.


 
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