Pee stains. So I don't have to use my pee finder light while puppy is training.
My eye sleep mask. So I could find it when I rip it off when I am asleep.
my chapstick, since I always knock it to the floor from my nightstand while I am sleeping
My teeth.
Then people would really have something to call "freaky".
Glow in the dark farts, well if anyone will invent them it's the Chinese...lol
My feet, keep tripping over them...lol