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Many moons ago lived

A cranky old man

met a capybara named

Shady slim that offered

Their cuteness and fierceness

to help the old man

remember the titans ofcourse

Because he had to

learn his lesson yeah

from the books of

Eli about 🐁mice + men

with a plateful of

knowledge they started learning 🤓🧐🤯

Yet dumb and blind he

they were led away

To a place where

The walls were covered

with oversized porcupine quills

The prisoners looked for

en escape from LA

Cold steel shoved in...

their faces, reminding them

you know what u-did!

And now it's time

to walk the line

And hope you don't

get too discouraged

Yet the mind became

one with the body

it was time to

Dissolve the time of

aliens vs predators who

Still stalked the temples

wearing ski masks and

bright pink fluffy tutu's

wearing ginormous pointed bras

And '80s leg warmers

singing "Whole Lotta Love" 🎤

and prancing around a

statue of Robert Plant

that had a pink

pair of fluffy earrings

and a whole lottalove

shaking it like elvis

Rocking and a rolling

like some rolling stones

that just left Jupiter

with moves like Jagger

and a voice like

I'm Rick James bitch

eating fried fish sticks 😋

and gumbo from the

The Witches of Eastwick

and Dr Frank N Furter who

has a foot long

Finger that could reach

evan further than Uranus 😱

Smiled as he danced

deosil around a circle

then counterclockwise round Pluto

And back again until

once more round da'sun

tell they past the

Abyss towards the bottom

of the Milky Way

cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!

Yet Sony lucky charms

Where found deep below

Under snap crackle pop

afterall they're magically delicious

When they are eaten

with some watermelon fro-yo 🍉

red ants joined in

To finish the bones

and eat ice cream

until they were satisfied

Then they swarmed off

To the next big

gig in the sky

comfortably numb of course 😌

with weed and tequila

and meth4 good measure

Some ecstasy for pleasure

+ bath salts and flakka

And everyone went crazy

biting eachothers faces off 😬 😅

and groping each others

hoohas 4 shits+giggles 🤭

then they went to

the love shack baby!

where they were strokin

in the middle of the street

and down the yellow

brick road to the

emerald city, where they

Met the wicked witch

and decided on shenanigans

to tick off the

flombies and their friends

which circled the monkeys

heyhey we're the monkees

They sang and danced

🎤&_people say we monkey around

But were to busy

singing to put anybody

down We go wherever 🐒🐵

the dragons come to

ape the mocking apes.

and stomp bubble wrap

all around the place

Creating a poppy time

zombie flombies never die

And travel through time

doing the time-warp again

a brand new dance 🕺

That's starts with hips

and ends with ass

Turn to the left

and do-si-do with your

Partner and bow to

the grass you sassafras

and never forget that

that lass has class 👡

and a spankable ass

plus a milk mustache

From all the action

😉 she's in parties yassss!