The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

Pick one of the two choices, then give the next person two new ones. 😈

Example:

Player 1:
Vampire or Werewolf?

Player 2:
Vampire.

Ghost or Zombie?

I'll start:

Buried alive
OR
Trapped in a haunted hospital?

Trapped in a haunted hospital. - Sounds fun lol.

-

A large house in the countryside.

OR

A well maintained apartment in the middle of a vibrant city.

I want the house in the countryside but definitely NOT a large house. It would be a smaller one. So neither I guess.

Small gathering with friends or alone time

Alone time


Bitten by a vampire or bitten by a werewolf

WEREWOLF

Death IN A HAUNTED CARNIVAL OR INSANE ASYLUM

Haunted Carnival. Who doesn't love a good haunted carnival?

Know the time of your death or how you're going to die?

time

See the future or relive the past

see the future


bowl of fav cereal or a plate of favorite dessert

cereal please


I got this wrong last time, choose your doom lol.


Death by

Oh getting hit by a flying tortoise

OR

Whalebone up ass!

Really!

Tortoise

Death by burning at stake or beheading

beheading

Swimming while bleeding: piranhas or sharks?

oops forgot I made an oops posting sorry guys

sharks

death by stabbing or drowning

Drowning.


Death by trebuchet or choking on bread.

Bread

Death by steamroller or furnace

Ew - steamroller

-

Blown off an airship or death by angry horse

Airship

Boat explosion or car explosion

Car

Play peepo with a Medusa

o r
Blown up by a fireball while lighting fire

Play peepo with a medusa

Hear footsteps following you every night

OR

hear someone whisper your name when you’re completely alone?

You’re creepy.

…footsteps. Definitely footsteps.

Always know when someone is lying or always get away with a lie?

My first reply was a no-show, so I posted another one. And of course now the first one shows up too.

Whispers your name

Death by demon or death by freak accident

Demon!

-

Bitten while petting a dragon's chin

o r

Bludgeoned by a squirrel

Bitten while petting a dragon's chin

____

Thrown off a cliff into a pool of lava

Or

Having high tea with the Mummy.

mummy

Buried alive or Tar and Feathered

Buried alive

Burnt to a crisp or stabbed and bled out

stabbed

Death in a falling building or run off a cliff

falling building

starving because no stores have food left or stealing food and getting shot

Starve.

-

Allergic to feathers and tried to hug an ostrich.

/

Broke your own neck while demonstrating a secret karate move.

I'd hug a big bird no matter if it costs me my death


1) Have tarantulas crawling on you

or

2)cuddle with a python

Cuddle with a python

Die of Cancer or Alzheimer's?

Alzheimer's.

-

Shot in the head while investigating stuck slug in shotgun.

/

Wore a red dress to a bull fight

Shot

Eaten by a shark or crocodile

shark.

-

Run over while protesting hi viz jackets.


Strangled by an Elephant.

Strangled

Attacked by Bigfoot or taken by aliens

Bigfoot


Licked to death by a giant puppy


Picked on the wrong clown.

licked to death by a giant puppy


drowning in your own vomit or bleeding out from a stabbing

Stabbed.

-

Glanced sideways at a psychotic duck.

/

Smelled too good at a vampire karaoke party.

I definitly smelled too good lmao

A) Every mirror shows you five seconds into the future.

OR

B) Every photograph of you changes slightly whenever nobody is looking at it.

Photograph - I love that idea !

-

Hugged to death by an affectionate giant cake.


Incinerated investigating a gas leak with a match.

adain you need help lol

Explosion

Plane crash or train crash

Pmsl you're not wrong @Cadrewolf2 😂

Plane

-

Trodden on by a giant


Jumped into a food mixer for a bet

Giant

Swallowed by an Anaconda

or food for a giant spider

swallowed by an anaconda

1)Be Trapped in a car with clowns

or


2)Be mauled to death by a bear

bear defiantly

Shot in the back by a friend

or hung by the neck

Hung.

-

Suffocated in a large dinosaur's fart.


Exploded due to overexcitement.

exploded


electrocuted in water or asphyxiated with an electric collar

Electrocuted in water. At least it would be quick.

Swallowed by quicksand or lost at sea on a raft?

sea please

-

Teleporter stuck you in a wall


Fell asleep in an active S&M dungeon

Teleport death

Eaten by alligator

Or

Explode in the oceans depth

Explode in the ocean's depths. Nobody ever finds anything.

Stuck in an elevator forever or buried in an avalanche?

Elevator

Burned in your sleep

Or

Slowly die of old age

Slowly die of old age, no contest.

Lost in a haunted forest or trapped on a sinking ship?

forest



Tried to scratch your back with a running chainsaw


Smelled delicious.

Smelled delicious. At least the vampires would appreciate it.

Cursed to never sleep again or cursed to always be cold?

No sleep!

-

Critically mauled by a house cat during a casual encounter.


Attempting to lick a strange ooze on wall.

critically mauled by a house cat. Because I totally understand why

dying in cryogenesis gone wrong or freezing to death in the outdoor elements

Cryogenesis gone wrong. Maybe someone thaws me out in 500 years.

Chased by wolves forever or haunted by a mime?

wolves

buried alive or Parchute jump and fails

buried alive lol have a fear of heights


Be hacked to death or be stung by a horde of wasps

wasps

Electrocuted or deaths chosen way of death

Wasps



Heart attack while practicing CPR

Piano landing on head

Piano. At least it's quick and people will talk about it for years.

Eaten by a shark or trampled by a herd of goats

goats

Die in a war or die in a house bombing

War. At least you'd see it coming.

Swallowed by quicksand or carried off by a very large bird

bird

fall of a cliff or go over nigra falls in a barrel

Fighting a trash panda over a slice of pizza


Mistaking a bear for a furry, and giving it a belly rub

Fall off a cliff is my choice

Fighting a trash panda over a slice of pizza

Spend one night in a coffin with a hungry vampire
OR
Spend one night in a crypt with a restless ghost?

Coffin please.

-

Strap a rocket to a piano, ride it into a fireworks factory while yelling "Witness me!"


Die of embarrassment after someone walks in on you...

Rocket piano into the fireworks factory. If I'm going, I'm going loud.

Lost at sea on a pool float or buried under a mountain of laundry

Lost at sea

-

Died of broken heart after your spouse's autocorrect changed “I love you” to “I loathe you”


Choke on a spoonful of cinnamon while trying to impress a TikTok crush

choke

Die by a stalker or die by cop

Stalker. They'd have to keep up with me first.

Eaten by a haunted vending machine or lost forever in an IKEA

vending machine

die in your sleep or a heart attack at work

In my sleep. Peaceful, and I'd finally get a full eight hours.

Attacked by a flock of angry geese or stuck in an elevator with a mime forever

flock of geese hate mimes

Radition poisoning or fall in tub of chemicals

Tub of chemicals. Worked out fine for the Joker.

Swallowed by a sinkhole or sneezed to death during allergy season