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Funny One-Liners

17:46 Jan 30 2010
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.



I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.



Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.



The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.



We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.



Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.



Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.



If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.



We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.







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DiamondDragon
DiamondDragon
00:33 Mar 27 2010

ROFFLMFAO



luv 'em my sweet





sammerz420
sammerz420
21:20 Apr 30 2010

Those are so true..



Added you and your journal :)





Tense
Tense
18:09 May 12 2010

Thats very true but not all of us guys will hurt (YOU)someone all (I) we need is a chance to prove ourselfs worthy of having someone special in our live and if we fuck it up then were just a bunch of poor happless saps waiting to die.





ForeverKnight
ForeverKnight
11:06 Sep 10 2010

Cool lol.........;-)








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