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The challenge...
17:08 Apr 28 2011
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Honestly, I think Thoth's is better. He took a very unique perspective and even made it a social commentary.

I had to pay homage to his creativity in mine - I was that impressed.

COMMENTS

Joli
17:49 Apr 28 2011

But wasn't it fun?! He did his thing...you did yours. Yours was in verse and way funny. I love that you tipped your hat to his little guy in yours. VW did hers from the perspective of two trash cans. You guys are great fun!

PAGAN
19:14 Apr 28 2011

ach you're way too modest Joli is right. So there.

birra
21:35 Apr 28 2011

It was fun - I always have to think longer about those things though.

I have to get a job like Thoth's were I can keep my mind idle and waiting for an opportunity to think more often... :p

Nedra
12:56 Apr 29 2011

HA!

Still going...
16:22 Apr 28 2011
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...20 minutes later, and your laptop is still trying to purge temporary internet files.

Think this could have been one of the problems?

Just a thought...

COMMENTS

NocturnalMistress
17:02 Apr 28 2011

Uhhh...

Really?

birra
21:34 Apr 28 2011

That is why we offer very cost-effective PC tune-up services. Many people don't even do the basics. I'm as neglectful as the next person - my entertainment system has been screaming at me for a good cleaning for a while.

Challenge me, will you?
23:01 Apr 27 2011
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For Joli – because when she threatens me with banging her erasers, what else can I do but strive for extra credit?

Maybe I can’t keep up with Thoth, but I can make this using my own unique….

…my own unique….

(Idiom, sir?)

IDIOM!

What did I do?

I wish that I knew.

I’m naked and drunk

Drunk as a skunk.

And where are my clothes?

God only knows.

But again, here I am,

Climbing up on this can.

Naked and drunk.

My mind in a funk.

They say that I’m easy,

And perhaps a bit sleazy.

They say I get around,

All over the town.

Maybe they’re right.

Can I deny it after tonight?

Doing shot after shot,

And smoking so much pot.

And who was that man?

All I felt were his hands.

My clothes are all gone.

Everything seems wrong.

No purse. No house key.

No one to help me

Climb over this gate.

How did it get so late?

Where have I been?

Whose car was I just in?

At least I have underwear this time

Wait. Are these even mine?

This fence I don’t recall.

Is this even my house at all?

I’m glad no one will see this.

Because I really need to piss.

Oh no!

Are those eyes I see below?

Whew.

Just an armadillo…

COMMENTS

Areli
23:29 Apr 27 2011

Heh...

Priceless.

Morrigon
23:30 Apr 27 2011

Hahah it's Birra's version of "Where the Sidewalk Ends"

brileybeauford666
23:49 Apr 27 2011

Wow.....I needed that more than you could ever know.

Joli
00:04 Apr 28 2011

Birra just set the curve!

Vampirewitch39
00:06 Apr 28 2011

lol You win. :)

ChasingTheGhost
01:15 Apr 28 2011

This just ... awesome. I didn't rise to Joli's challenge but I did think to myself "I remember when my ass was small enough to jump a fence".

RedQueen
02:21 Apr 28 2011

We are SOOOO not worthy...lol

Sulks
16:34 Apr 28 2011

heh.

I thought Thoths was unbeatable but then I hadn't read this.

Brilliant!

Back in the saddle?
14:14 Apr 08 2011
Times Read: 1,053

Back in the office. The project all but wrapped up - might have to go back in a couple weeks. So much to do here to keep me busy though. It's back to being mainly on me and me alone to handle... well, everything that Morri doesn't do - and she does a lot these days.

I better keep pace with her...

COMMENTS

brileybeauford666
00:19 Apr 16 2011

Your saddle must me different from mine.

Here's to hope...
12:58 Apr 01 2011
Times Read: 1,080

...for my own sake, I'm hoping today is the last day of this project. So much to do that I can't complete between 8 and 5 while being meganonproductive on this job...

COMMENTS

captainglobehead
14:32 Apr 01 2011

"meganonproductive"

I have a new favorite word now.

birra
21:49 Apr 01 2011

It is totally what this is. They have three of us (well, two and a half - the one guy is a schlep) working on distributing new MFD's. The planning has gone so far out the window, one of us can keep up with the work flow...

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