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I'm not ashamed to reflect below my personal strictly superficial attractiveness rating system for females. It's different from man to man and I know some women have similar ratings, I just don't mind saying I have one. However, as soon as a woman finds out I have a scale, they want to know how I would rate them. Awkward!!! I hate that shit! Talk about people asking to know what they are not willing to accept even when it's clearly ONE person's personal opinion and then want to get all butt hurt and bitter. Hey, leave people's personal thoughts to themselves I say.



Beauty and Fitness fade as we age. That's a fact. At age 45, I feel I've dipped into the Average to Above Average range as I judge myself (working on me though), but not using the below scale.



However, when adding everything else up about me...



I'm still AWESOME!!!

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LORD MOGY'S Female Attractive Scale

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1 - Unattractive (face & body): Would Not Have Sex With Her

2 - Unattractive (face & body): But Would Have Sex With Her With Lights Off

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3 - Below Average Attractiveness (face & body): But Nice Boobs

4 - Below Average Attractiveness (face & body): But Nice Boobs, Long Hair

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5 - Average Attractiveness (face & body): Age Lines, Major Weight Issue, Nice Boobs, Long Hair

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6 - Above Average Attractiveness (face & body): Age Lines, Slight Weight Issue, Nice Boobs, Long Hair

7 - Above Average Attractiveness (face & body): Youthful Face, Long Hair, Nice Boobs, Only A Little Pouch Belly

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8 - Sexy (face & body): Youthful Face, Long Hair, Nice Boobs & Butt

9 - Hot (face & body): Youthful Face, Long Hair, Nice Boobs & Butt, Face Dimples

10 - Damn near perfect (face & body): Very Youthful Face, Long Hair, Tattoos, Face Dimples, Hour Glass Figure, Fit & Tone

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VvvVampireKisses
22:08 Aug 25 2014

Not sure where I fall into that... cuz at 7... I have no pouch... but Im deffo not sexy... so I guess Im 7 1/2



Yea I rated myself LMAO

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With my son living with me now, I spend a lot of time in my Master Suite in the buff. I use to stroll all around my Estate in the nude, but I'll sacrifice my privacy until he can become independent of his Dad

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Theodora
01:03 Aug 25 2014

Aww aren't you kind!

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A group of people were chatting in a BDSM forum and a female profile posted, "I'd never submit to a man," and quite a number of male profiles replied with, "A man would probably never ask you to."....... I LMAO!!!

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ZombieCynicide
19:18 Aug 05 2014

That is the best response.

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Theodora
03:09 Aug 06 2014

I came here to read this knowing that I shouldn't.... LOL! HILARIOUS!

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So it went something like this, she brought the puppy-dog over for me to keep while she makes her weekly travel to another city for work. She decided to stay for a few minutes and watch some TV. She wore a low cut top that nicely exposed her cleavage. One's appearance can sexually charge the very air. The show ended and she was preparing to leave. However, not before I took the girls out to say goodbye. Did I ask, NO!...she is my Submissive. There is never any ASKING. Just ACTION! One thing led to another....Meaning ANOTHER good Evening. ^_^

On my path to enlightenment, I had to explore my 'dark side' in order to more appreciate my 'light side'. There are pros and cons to both. One side can not exist without the other. Learning to accept that we all have both sides to our personality and ending the practice of being in denial that we do will bring one closer to serenity. Exploring one's 'dark nature' does not mean going out and performing 'evil' acts. That is not only wrong, but illegal so don't get it twisted. However, because there is 'Good' in the universe, 'Evil' too must exist. Furthermore, it does cause me deep thought that the divine creator would create a being to represent 'Evil' just to later punish that being for the role it was created to play. Therefore, it is my belief that God is both 'Good' and 'Evil', 'Light' and 'Dark'. Possessing dual personalities and is a Hermaphrodite as well.

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DarknessEvolved
09:07 Aug 05 2014

Interesting concept, though I wouldn't say he is good and evil, but understands the balance of such. For it is explained that God gave Lucifer the ability to 'test' human kind.



It would explain why night and day no matter how you look at it is equally created. Why light casts a shadow, and why if you look into the darkness enough you can see a light within.

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With the exception of my first two marriages, my sex life has been wayyy better while being single than with my last two marriages. Makes a guy want to stay in Single Mode... ^_^

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XxNerotheSablexX
06:46 Aug 05 2014

Remember it's not love unless its in the butt ^__^

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DarknessEvolved
09:11 Aug 05 2014

I have seen far more who stayed in the dating pattern and moved in together survive longer then those who were married. These days marriage is but a piece of paper and a way to steal another person's possessions.



Either way, it is quite nice to see a married couple succeed. As for staying single, I am quite the opposite. Guess when you get used to holding someone, you can't see yourself doing nothing else. No matter how demented and dark you proclaim to be. Though I won't marry not in the traditional sense that today has.

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So my personal Nurse wears two things I really enjoy ALL the time.



(1) Low cut tops and (2) Thongs.... Sexy! ^_^

People out here getting murdered, setting themselves on fire, cheating in their relationships, lying and being lied to, struggling financially, getting into accidents, getting sick, stressing out, breaking up, feeling depressed, etc, etc...and I'm over here like should I get out of bed on the right side or the left. ^_^