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Had Panda Express for dinner last night. They finally added ribs to their menu. I wonder how long that will last? They weren't bad at all. Spicy even. Yum! Enjoyed them while watching LFL Football on the Fuse.



My son was trying to tell me the NFL was better. Nahhh, keep your guys in tights, I'm fine with the women in shorts and tops and seem to play the game as well or better than their male counter parts. So guys, continue watching your NFL, hey, I don't judge. LOL!

So I walked next door to spend some time with my Neighbor. We had some catching up to do. We sometimes talk through our backyard fence as the two neighbors do on the TV show 'Tool Time', but if it has been awhile, I'll just walk on over to his place, because he never knows what's going on in my bachelor abode. Besides, I enjoy seeing all the projects he's been up to. He's one of those guys that is either building something to continue to upgrade his home or he's outside gardening. He has a green thumb as they say.



So after catching up, he asked me was I planning on staying single because he hadn't notice any other unfamiliar cars in my driveway for some time? Yeah,when I had my online female hook-ups paying me a visit, he would always know when I've had a visitor some how. LOL! So I told him I took a hiatus from booty calls in search for something more meaningful and now there just doesn't seem to be any more local women that I find worthy of my attention. Furthermore, to answer his question, YES, I do plan to stay single unless I come across a female that is AWESOME enough to have me change my status. I'm talking about a female that would clearly enhance my life as much as I would hers.



My life is already 'Complete' and I enjoy the hell out of it daily, but it can be 'Enhanced' with the right woman for me.

In business, the competition will bite you if you keep running, if you stand still, they will swallow you.



Ok, this quote can turn dark and pervy really fast.

She said the secret to being a good wife is having the right ingredients for the perfect sandwich and then serving it in the nude to her husband holding the tray just slight below her breast.



Such a wise woman..

The wise man has long ears and a short tongue. I suppose that's why there are so many single wise men.

Mistakes are painful when they happen, but years later a collection of mistakes called Experience leads us to success or gives us a woman with easier bowel movements.

Ladies...Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him

a sandwich.

A woman can place black tape over her nipples and walk around in public. The tape falls off and there will be 20 cop cars surrounding her and 5 helicopters circling above her. smh





‪#‎TeamDecriminalizeTheNipples‬

I love a female's voice that actually sounds like a female. You know, most feminine voices are of a higher pitch than most males. The more feminine a female is, the more attractive she is to me. That's just me.

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Oodelollie
07:22 May 30 2015

I'm feminine as fuck. *burp*

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LORDMOGY
07:24 May 30 2015

Uh oh...The kid that rides the short bus is here...hahaha

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So I don't wear clothes much in my home. So laundry goes something like this: wait 2 months, do laundry, wait a week, fold laundry, wait a few days, put laundry away. Hey, I'm RETIRED & a Home Nudist! ^_^

So I tell her to watch what she says because I'm a guy and my brain is wired differently.



But then she starts saying things like "he can kiss my ass", "fuck her/him", "he's a pussy", "it's so hot I'm dripping wet", "things can get so hard", "I'm so hungry I want some In-and-Out", "That almost made me choke", "He's a pain in my ass", and on and on....but yet I'm the Perv! smh...LOL!

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VvvVampireKisses
22:28 May 17 2015

Mogy omg hahahaha

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Look at it this way, those who work at least get time off. I'm RETIRED, I don't get time off from that. So stay positive my friends.. ^_^

I've achieved all but one goal in my life and that one goal has always been THE major one. It has eluded me all my life and sometimes I feel I may transition from this life having not achieved it. The reason it's so difficult is because it does not fall totally within my power to obtain. It deals with the free will, soul and character of another.



Some feel they know the sacrifices I've made to achieve what I already have which compared to some more human standards is very little, but on the spiritual plane, it's quite impressive, if I must say so myself. It also has very little to do with material belongings. Those can be destroyed or stolen.



However, having the major goal elude me for so long brings to mind the sayings how lonely it is at the top, or how one can seem to have everything and still be empty inside....blah, blah, blah....Fuck that shit, I'm AWESOME...and while I continue to hold out hope for that last goal....in the mean time...



There is Steak, Lobster, Cheese Cake & BACON! ^_^

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LordFangor
14:14 May 14 2015

You are trying to achieve the perfect Omelette? :)

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LORDMOGY
16:26 May 14 2015

Well only if the perfect Soul Mate for me is creating it. :)

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Time to feast on some Energy....

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Oodelollie
16:48 May 15 2015

Fancy words for masturbation.

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Oodelollie / VvvVampireKisses are both logged in... The Sexy Energy Level Is High! Can VR contain all this Hotness at one time? ^_^

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Oodelollie
16:20 May 12 2015

She and I have a date to mud wrestle later. No one is invited.

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LORDMOGY
16:24 May 12 2015

Really? That would sell more tickets than the Mayweather/Pacquiao fight. LOL!

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