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18:33 May 31 2018
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I've made online friends on VR and they enrich my life in their own way. Most of the Guys are cool, but Females are a hit or miss, but there are those that I feel confident that if I sent them a message like, "Hey Dork", I'm sure to get some type of crazy ass reply rather than hurt feelings that will crack me up .......Chococat, FeverDreams, LZAPERVERT, Nekirena, XbluesandX, xXxPaynexXx, TLDG, and tr1n1ty01....I've never met these ladies, but they are part of the Cool Kids Club and VR Famous...LOL!
I'm sure there are others, but I just can't keep track of whose who anymore on VR. So many people creating multiple profiles that I've just stopped trying. I'm like 98% sure if you mentioned someone's real name, I can't tell you which profile is theirs. LMAO!






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LZAPERVERT
LZAPERVERT
18:41 May 31 2018

LMAO. I love the pic dude. It looks like Rumple on a bad day LMAO. Hey Rumple, Mogy found your angry Uncle *giggle snort*





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
18:42 May 31 2018

LOL!





 

04:20 May 31 2018
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Pickled Eggs




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LZAPERVERT
LZAPERVERT
05:05 May 31 2018

I actually wouldn't mind trying that.





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
05:06 May 31 2018

I'm shocked!





LZAPERVERT
LZAPERVERT
05:57 May 31 2018

I am open to trying new things :P





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
05:59 May 31 2018

You'll be a Moderate yet.....lol





LZAPERVERT
LZAPERVERT
06:05 May 31 2018

lol Never hahahahahahaha





VvBLOODLUSTvV
VvBLOODLUSTvV
19:11 May 31 2018

::drools::mmm food porn...





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
19:14 May 31 2018

@LZAPERVERT So you say...Good luck with that. LOL!

@VvBLOODLUSTvV....LMAO!!!





 

04:03 May 30 2018
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LZAPERVERT just wants a little spanking....lol





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LZAPERVERT
LZAPERVERT
04:05 May 30 2018

hardy har har, I am not a meth fairy lol.





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
04:08 May 30 2018

lol





 

18:56 May 29 2018
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Who is this post for?

This post is for all those females who place guys in the Friend Zone just to use them to take pictures because they fill taking selfies is a bit narcissistic.






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LZAPERVERT
LZAPERVERT
19:13 May 29 2018

lol





 

18:20 May 29 2018
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Who is this post for?

This post is for all those females that allow their guy to control the remote...LMAO!!!








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LZAPERVERT
LZAPERVERT
18:23 May 29 2018

lol





 

18:04 May 29 2018
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So I told her



She laughed. What did she do that for? That's like begging me for more. So then I told her



She spits her drink out laughing so hard......

Yeah, those type of people. ((Love Them))


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MordrakusxMortalitas
MordrakusxMortalitas
18:06 May 29 2018

Heh that's the way, smash those back doors in.





LZAPERVERT
LZAPERVERT
18:12 May 29 2018

My anus just puckered.





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
18:13 May 29 2018

LOL!





 

17:42 May 29 2018
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Call me cheesy, a dork, or corny, but I LOVE friends who don't get offended when I tease and roast them for laughs. The type that cracks up and come back with something even worse to tease and roast me about. LMAO!!!

It takes the type of individual that has a High Self-esteem, a Major Funny Bone and is Quick Witted.

When I or they say something that unintentionally hit a nerve, but knowing what was said was all in jest, I or they just laugh it off and say, "Ok, you got me that time or You won that round or Yo'Mama or Fuck You!"...........Priceless!!!

I grew up playing the Dozen, or Cracking, or Roasting, or Slamming or Dissing or whatever. It was either you play and make a lot of friends who then Liked and Respected you or you were just considered "one of those types". I think they referred to them as Anti-Social or Emo or some other derogatory term. Perhaps that form of humor just wasn't their thing, but I was never bothered by the ones that got offended. I just learned who matched my Personality and who didn't.

Honestly, that's how life is. Some will be compatible with your style and others won't. They are not necessarily unfriendly people, just maybe extra sensitive or lack that type of sense of humor. Eh!







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VvBLOODLUSTvV
VvBLOODLUSTvV
17:54 May 29 2018

::poke Mogy poke poke poke runs away::hehehehe





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
17:56 May 29 2018

Oooo...You're going to get that heat! LOL!





VvBLOODLUSTvV
VvBLOODLUSTvV
18:04 May 29 2018

lol ;)





MordrakusxMortalitas
MordrakusxMortalitas
18:05 May 29 2018

Usually when I roast someone, they are too dead to be offended. They do taste nicer after a good roasting though. >:)





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
18:07 May 29 2018

@MordrakusxMortalitas....LOL!





 

14:49 May 29 2018
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It's almost 7 am (PST). The only two reasons I'm awake during Daylight Hours is because I have to let Bandit in and out and I refuse to have a doggie door installed since I don't want other smaller critters getting into my home.

I hear many garage doors opening and people driving off heading back to work or school or wherever after the Holiday.

I think to myself, I'm truly blessed to be RETIRED! I do not miss those early morning commutes and all the stress that goes along with being in the Matrix.

My life may not be perfect (whose is?), but it is full of Serenity, Happiness, Love, Sex & Magick......Sex? Well, more like self-pleasuring....The Struggle Is Real and so are attractive females walking around looking sexy, but have whole STD(s) to share. ijs


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17:50 May 28 2018
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When she already knew you were a Perv, but still has sex with you. However, she didn't expect you to come to bed fully dressed in the Black Panther Cosplay Costume.



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17:45 May 28 2018
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When she wasn't 100% sure and thought you were just joking, but your actions left no doubt....LOL!




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17:40 May 28 2018
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Who is this post for?

This post is for all the chicks who know what guys like and know what guys want and is ok with that.







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LZAPERVERT
LZAPERVERT
04:24 May 30 2018

lol





 

17:30 May 28 2018
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When a guy encounters that one chick that takes it to the next level when #MeToo didn't change his behavior and she believes her actions needs to speak louder than her words.





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RELATIONSHIP ADVICE

17:22 May 28 2018
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When women get High and decide to improve their love life....

Wait, What?! LMAO!!!!






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17:16 May 28 2018
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Who is this post for?

This post is for all the guys who don't really believe some of the crazy shit they post, but it's still hella funny....If you have a perverted or twisted sense of humor.....lol


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17:13 May 28 2018
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Who is this post for?

This post is for all the ladies who understand the power of a simple sammich.







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17:01 May 28 2018
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How Raven lets Payne know that she has been on VR long enough and needs to get to the kitchen and prepare sammiches!





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xXxPaynexXx
xXxPaynexXx
20:11 May 30 2018

This!!! This shit would never ever EVAH happen. Somebody be wearing that plate in the afterlife!!!!





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
20:13 May 30 2018

LMAO!!!!





 

QUESTIONABLE STATISTICS

16:50 May 28 2018
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95% of guys cop a fill while their chick is asleep.

98% of those chicks only pretend to be asleep.

100% of guys don't care.





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16:42 May 28 2018
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You are a Stay-At-Home Husband. You spend all day marking things of your 'Things-To-Do list and you're tired, but when your wife gets home from her job, you are still expected to show her some romance.

Stay-At-Home Husbands.....They are never off the clock.





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16:28 May 28 2018
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LZAPERVERT when guys send her dick pics.....lol




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Drayton
Drayton
16:48 May 28 2018

Real vampires love Vampire Rave.



LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
16:51 May 28 2018

lol





LZAPERVERT
LZAPERVERT
23:22 Jun 07 2018

Drayton is more like my usual reaction. I've seen too many cocks in my lifetime lol.





 

17:19 May 27 2018
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I don't have nightmares, but this was close enough.

I had a dream where this chick had on a crop top and when she raised her arms, all I saw was armpit hairs.
Now, if you're female and you love your below-the-eyes- body hair, hey do you boo boo. Do you.

However, some of you chicks just try to go too far with your 'natural' look.

Sorry, not a fan. LOL!




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05:50 May 27 2018
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Who is this post for?

This post is for all the people who are personally bothered by other people showing as much of THEIR body that they want to online.


I mean really, it's 2018, who is still bothered by an adult sharing their nudes with other adults? It's THEIR fucking body.

People kill me with that. They want to CONTROL everyone and police the internet all by themselves when the focus should be on their own lives. If someone is not physically harming another....Live and let Live. Your so-called "Morals" or "Religious Beliefs" more than likely isn't theirs nor the people who don't give a fuck.

If some female wants to legally show her body, hell....I'll look.

If someone is posting lies and you have "facts" to prove them wrong, feel free to call them on their shit.

But, attempting to judge someone else based on your own personal beliefs or feelings and they are not breaking any laws or physically harming anyone.......Yeah, ummm.....Maybe take up a hobby and log off the internet for awhile.





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ladyfae
ladyfae
05:53 May 27 2018

*raises a glass of whatever is closest* Cheers.





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
05:54 May 27 2018

*raises my bong because it's always close to me* "To The Box". ^_^





LZAPERVERT
LZAPERVERT
05:57 May 27 2018

*raises her glass pipe* Cheers and To Breasts ;}





FeverDreams
FeverDreams
15:40 May 27 2018

*Raises her glass of OJ* nothing wrong with morals or personal beliefs ... just don't force it on someone else.





VvBLOODLUSTvV
VvBLOODLUSTvV
15:40 May 27 2018

Boobies!! ::raises wine glass while eating pizza::





 

03:19 May 27 2018
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I have no idea what a Momo is so I Googled it. LZAPERVERT, you have some fetishes...lol





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LZAPERVERT
LZAPERVERT
04:10 May 27 2018

lol Oh no, he found Moe lol.





LZAPERVERT
LZAPERVERT
04:27 May 27 2018

Oh if you want a list of truly disturbing anime, let me know :} I have amassed a large collecting of strange kinky fun ;}





 

02:54 May 27 2018
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Time to watch some LFL on YouTube....Fuck the NFL. LOL!


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LZAPERVERT
LZAPERVERT
03:03 May 27 2018

lol.





 

23:56 May 24 2018
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Winner Of The First Ever: "I'd Prepare Her A Sandwich" Award Goes To

Model: @theresafractale (Theresa Fractale)
Photograph: @thus0
Designer: @labellefairy




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LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
00:10 May 25 2018

Re-post Due To Edit:





VvBLOODLUSTvV
VvBLOODLUSTvV
00:21 May 25 2018

Umm ::drools::





LZAPERVERT
LZAPERVERT
00:22 May 25 2018

lol, he re-posted for me :) Awesome.





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
00:23 May 25 2018

Yes....I Am! ^_^





LZAPERVERT
LZAPERVERT
00:55 May 25 2018

lol





 

22:42 May 24 2018
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LZAPERVERT, I'm High and your Avatar looks like some guy is doing something unnatural to a panda.


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LZAPERVERT
LZAPERVERT
06:21 May 27 2018

Kinky ;}





 

19:37 May 24 2018
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Who is this post for?

This post is for guys whose assistance is always taken the wrong way.....lol





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16:01 May 24 2018
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Some just aren't loyal....lol...smh


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LZAPERVERT
LZAPERVERT
17:25 May 24 2018

lol





 

04:54 May 24 2018
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Wow, people are posting videos of themselves doing almost anything.

I go to YouTube. There are videos of people eating, so I watch while eating right along with them.

I go to TheWeedTube. There are videos of people medicating, so I watch while medicating right along with them.

I go to Pornhub. There are videos of people........

Well, you get my point. LOL!


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03:55 May 24 2018
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"And if I hear another bitch try to tell me how she is different
Like, "I never get around"
But her pussy I fit my fist in
Insisting that I'm so jealous
I'm jealous of who?
Your screws are loose for you to think I'm jealous of you
You're lame and never made anything but balls turn blue
Tellin' the truth
And when offended, then I'm talkin' 'bout you

And I'm talkin' 'bout you
Stupid ass bitch
Fuck you, you, you and you"

Witt Lowry - "Tried To Be Nice"

Wait, What?! LMAO!


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03:51 May 24 2018
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"So why did you send your daughter to college here in the first place?
You pay 20k and your daughter became a sperm bank
Was fuckin' five guys on the first day
She learned how to suck a dick and still hasn't experienced her first A (damn)
She's lookin' up from her knees
She knows about whiskey neat, double D's and the trees
She's gettin' high because the last guy, he left her with ease
Asking him, "Please don't leave, you said you loved me"
On Tinder swiping right like which bitch go'n fuck me?
You know that I'm the man, five grams of protein and some money
And girls are saying they love me
And guys are wishing they was me
I'm offering nothing more than a washboard on my tummy
It's funny"

Witt Lowry - "Tried To Be Nice"

Wait, What?! LMAO!


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02:51 May 24 2018
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"You stupid fuck, I got a hairy pair
Just for you to suck
And if I bust, I might just bust in your hair
Because I aim high"

Witt Lowry - "Tried To Be Nice"

Wait, What?! LMAO!


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LZAPERVERT
LZAPERVERT
03:11 May 24 2018

WTF?





 

PRIVATE ENTRY

02:04 May 24 2018
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• • • • PRIVATE JOURNAL ENTRY • • • •


 

01:36 May 24 2018
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Oh, well if I must be High for Writing it, You must be Drunk for Reading it. Wait, What?! LOL!


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LZAPERVERT
LZAPERVERT
01:52 May 24 2018

lol, no I am high too and on cold medicine ;)





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
01:59 May 24 2018

I just mixed Devil's Cut Bourbon, Dr. Pepper, and Milk together so I'm High, Drunk and Caffeinated. LOL!





LZAPERVERT
LZAPERVERT
03:26 May 24 2018

Oh how gross that drink sounds. Urg, I think I just barfed a little.





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
03:29 May 24 2018

What is up with you and your oral issues? lol





 

01:32 May 24 2018
Times Read: 1,407


So I asked LZAPERVERT since she is a self-proclaimed Pervert, what's her favorite sex position?

She told me the only hint she'd give me is to look at her VR Level......Ahhhh....Ok. I get it now. Nice!!!


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LZAPERVERT
LZAPERVERT
01:34 May 24 2018

LMAO. I like doggie best ya goober :P





 

00:57 May 24 2018
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So I told her, don't think you're going to show up to my house with a bottle of baby oil, a branding iron, a ball gag, some hand cuffs and a bag of tootsie rolls. LOL!


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LZAPERVERT
LZAPERVERT
01:02 May 24 2018

lol





 

18:18 May 23 2018
Times Read: 1,417


So you're trying to tell me that you as a single Heterosexual guy are hanging around two females...Neither of them is family and one of them you are calling your BFF and nothing sexual is going on?

I'm raising the BS flag on this one.

Either you're fucking one or both, have fucked one or both in the past or waiting around until one or both offers it up to you. LOL!


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LZAPERVERT
LZAPERVERT
19:44 May 23 2018

Nah. I call soy boy feminist. He is just waiting for the drunk 2AM pity fck.





 

01:41 May 22 2018
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Feel The Force
Feeling Your Boobs






LMAO!!!


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VvBLOODLUSTvV
VvBLOODLUSTvV
01:53 May 22 2018

Did someone say boobs??





ShipWreck
ShipWreck
02:08 May 22 2018

Thats some powerful milk. Maybe it will cure lactose and tolerate people.





 

16:35 May 17 2018
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Why am I seeing eBay ads on VR for the same thing I just added to my watch list? Oh...Nevermind. #TheyLiveMovie


Why is my IG Feed filled mostly with ads for marijuana? Oh...Nevermind. #TheMedicalHighLife


Why do I keep seeing pop-ups for Pornhub? Oh...Nevermind. #IsAwayWillReturnShortly


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VvBLOODLUSTvV
VvBLOODLUSTvV
16:44 May 17 2018

lol they know...quick smoke another bowl. Smoke screen...





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
16:45 May 17 2018

LOL!





 

20:14 May 16 2018
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What's more Spiritual than living daily in Serenity?


So right now I'm Medicating while watching Haley420 & her BF Aaron while eating Raisin Brand Crunch prior to my 2% Milk expiring on me.


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19:37 May 16 2018
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Ok, ok. I wish to set the record straight. LZAPERVERT doesn't like a guy to eat the booty like groceries.

She only wants a man that is going to love her EVERY day of the week. ^_-






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LZAPERVERT
LZAPERVERT
19:41 May 16 2018

Cringe. Cringe Cringe Cringe. No no no no oh hell no no no. Did I mention no, cause no.





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
19:42 May 16 2018

LMAO!!!





LZAPERVERT
LZAPERVERT
19:50 May 16 2018

Dude, I had been there done that once with this one guy I dated and swore NEVER EVER AGAIN. Weirdest feeling of my life and his face made me want to hurl, especially when he tried to kiss me. Oh dude, my stomach turned. Yeah, that is beyond 50 shades of wrong.





 

19:18 May 16 2018
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There is only one type of man LZAPERVERT cares for....They even made a song about him.





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LZAPERVERT
LZAPERVERT
19:23 May 16 2018

LMAO. I was in middle school when this came out. People actually sang this to me.





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
19:24 May 16 2018

Wow! They seriously need to do something about those teachers and custodians....LOL!





LZAPERVERT
LZAPERVERT
19:28 May 16 2018

lol. Oh where to begin lmao.





 

18:52 May 16 2018
Times Read: 1,490


Throwback when LZAPERVERT was just starting out in Porn




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LZAPERVERT
LZAPERVERT
18:54 May 16 2018

Dude, I seriously barfed a little. Gross.





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
18:56 May 16 2018

Dayum, then just don't swallow...LMAO!!!





LZAPERVERT
LZAPERVERT
19:02 May 16 2018

That totally reminds me of a pile of ozzing poopies. Grosssssssssssssssssssssssssssss





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
19:04 May 16 2018

Oh, so you're saying you're into Anal too? Hey, I don't judge. LOL!





KatherinexArduxBloodwolf
KatherinexArduxBloodwolf
19:09 May 16 2018

Lol...mogy you are so funny





LZAPERVERT
LZAPERVERT
19:13 May 16 2018

OMG Momo. Bad Momo bad. Exit only. Hemeroids!!!!!!!!





 

18:45 May 16 2018
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So I asked LZAPERVERT has she ever had a little chocolate romance in her life? ....She said yes and sent me this


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LZAPERVERT
LZAPERVERT
18:55 May 16 2018

Ummmm, yeah no. A big fat Oh Hell No!





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
18:57 May 16 2018

Riiiiggghhhtttt!!!!! LOL!





KatherinexArduxBloodwolf
KatherinexArduxBloodwolf
19:09 May 16 2018

Lmfao





 

15:55 May 16 2018
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So I'm reading comments on the IG and females be going in calling other females Hoes, Bitches, Prostitutes, Sluts, and all sorts of terms that I supposed should be taken as sexually derogatory comments. Because Sex or Sexual Content for Money and Attention is soooo bad right? I mean it right up there with school shootings right? Fuck Out Of Here With That Bull-Shit!

Ummmm.....It's 2018. Modesty & Prudishness is Dead!

Women are webcaming, sexting, directing, recording and publishing their own Home-made Adult Videos, advertising links to their own Adult Websites, becoming Slutwalk activists, protesting to walk in public topless, showing more skin, more cleavage, hell their entire breast (minus the nipple #FREETHENIPPLE), showing their pierced nipples imprint, camel toe, ass with and without the ass-floss and naked with all the good parts blurred out or covered up (sometimes not too well)...... and for FREE or just ATTENTION!

A woman calling another woman something sexually-derogatory because she's in control of her own sexuality and fucks whomever she chooses to while not hurting anyone (if your Man cheated with her, that's on Him...not Her, she's just getting it on with whoever is down) and doesn't give a fuck who says what...... is fucking AWESOME!!!!!

I suppose that would produce a lot of Haters. THEY DON'T CARE & NEITHER DO I.....LOL!


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05:56 May 16 2018
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Uh oh....xXxPaynexXx is online. She must have heard about my journal entry. But, I ain't scared. LOL!


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xXxPaynexXx
xXxPaynexXx
06:01 May 16 2018

Wha?





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
06:04 May 16 2018

(Sips Tea)





xXxPaynexXx
xXxPaynexXx
06:17 May 16 2018

Dear Mogy...I took back my profile song. LOL





LZAPERVERT
LZAPERVERT
06:28 May 16 2018

MEAT





Liliancat
Liliancat
11:49 May 16 2018

Mogy you are in troubleee





 

22:25 May 15 2018
Times Read: 1,535


@ 1:27 and that's where it comes from....People always wondering if your post was about them....They need to just smoke one joint and chill the fuck out...ijs




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LZAPERVERT
LZAPERVERT
22:37 May 15 2018

lol





 

22:22 May 15 2018
Times Read: 1,536


Well, I disagree. I was not disrespecting Lesbians.

I love Lesbians and I don't care what kind they are.

In fact, here's to all the tough Lesbians that still wear pretty panties

Fuck You Mean! We both like pussy. I'm a huge fan of Lesbians.


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21:39 May 15 2018
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Wait, What?! LOL!


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21:35 May 15 2018
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This Journal is dedicated to all those women with a pussy on their hip talking about they're trying to make some money on the side....LMAO!!!


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19:57 May 15 2018
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I said let it fly.......LZAPERVERT and xXxPaynexXx are like






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dale0302
dale0302
20:07 May 15 2018

LMAO......truth





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
20:21 May 15 2018

LOL!





LZAPERVERT
LZAPERVERT
20:23 May 15 2018

lol Let it fly high and free baby :)





 

19:50 May 15 2018
Times Read: 1,546


When she tries to use a pad to conceal her camel toe and now it looks like she has a whole dick....lol

Just stop it. Don't be afraid or ashamed of the toe. Fly that fucking Flag.


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19:44 May 15 2018
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When she died a Lesbian, turned into a Zombie, but is more refine and sadity with her shit.






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LZAPERVERT
LZAPERVERT
22:44 May 15 2018

This still looks delicious.





 

18:53 May 15 2018
Times Read: 1,554


So I said, 'Oh...You want me to give your selfie a 'like' huh?...I don't give my likes out all willy nilly. You have to earn that shit. Show some camel toe, pinch your nipples, feed the perv in me...something...Dayum!!! I mean, 'likes' don't grow on trees you know. They are finite to be given out sparingly.


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LZAPERVERT
LZAPERVERT
18:59 May 15 2018

You make me look like Mother Teresa lol.





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
19:00 May 15 2018

LOL!





 

03:54 May 15 2018
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I'm just going to say it here then...I LOVE YOU! That's why I stalk your profile annnnnd





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LZAPERVERT
LZAPERVERT
03:59 May 15 2018

LMAO ok.





VvBLOODLUSTvV
VvBLOODLUSTvV
04:15 May 15 2018

lol





VvBLOODLUSTvV
VvBLOODLUSTvV
04:18 May 15 2018

I was hoping to see some hot chicks....::pouts:: Ohh well....





LZAPERVERT
LZAPERVERT
04:19 May 15 2018

We can put makeup on Momo lol.





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
04:19 May 15 2018

LOL!





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
04:21 May 15 2018

@ LZAPERVERT...Only if it's due to a female leaving a forehead print on my stomach and red lip prints around my....Shut my mouth





LZAPERVERT
LZAPERVERT
05:04 May 15 2018

lol. Awwww, no drag race for you?





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
05:05 May 15 2018

She can drag that.....across this.....LOL!





 

23:21 May 10 2018
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Wow, @ 3:50 - 4:06 this video almost went in another direction. LOL!!!


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22:18 May 10 2018
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Wait, What?! LMAO!!!



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02:12 May 10 2018
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So I medicated while taking a Sauna Treatment by way of a Solo Sesh consuming some Sativa Wax.

When I finally made it back to my bed and getting ready to medicate some more, I realized after I had gotten all comfortable, that I had left my Sativa Wax near the Sauna.

Eh, Oh well, Indica Sauce it is. I suppose I'll be in a "Canna-Coma" soon. ^_-

It seems it's catchy to say, "Cheers", prior to taking a rip from a Bong or Dab Rig when recording yourself.

I choose not to be "normal"....I think I'll say, "To The Box".

I'll say it like the Original Batman played by Adam West when he would say, "To The Batcave". LOL!

So what do I mean when I say, "To The Box"?....Well, maybe I mean the Lemarchand's Box, maybe I don't.... Wink, Wink...







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16:15 May 09 2018
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Alright, it's morning, I'm naked, still in bed and Cannabis is still legal in my state.
Let's get this wild show on the road with this meme...





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17:31 May 08 2018
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That feeling when you have a day off from work
That feeling when you realize there is no school today
That feeling when you know tomorrow is another day off
That feeling when you're on paid time off
That feeling when you've just started your vacation
Every day is a weekend, holiday, vacation all rolled up into...well...Every day
That's RETIREMENT! ^_^


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LZAPERVERT
LZAPERVERT
18:20 May 08 2018

I am right behind ya.





 

17:39 May 07 2018
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Well, Dayum, it seems the Blast Feature got a Pervy upgrade....LOL!




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LZAPERVERT
LZAPERVERT
17:55 May 07 2018

LMAO. Why am I always the target? Oh yeah, I do have that bulls eye on my head don't I.





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
17:58 May 07 2018

LOL!!!





LZAPERVERT
LZAPERVERT
18:00 May 07 2018

Hey I don't like spunk in my hair so I have to give men something to aim for ;)





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
18:05 May 07 2018

Well, don't forget to wear a pair of glasses or shades or as I like to call them...Her Eye Protection. Hahaha!





LZAPERVERT
LZAPERVERT
18:09 May 07 2018

I have two pairs just in case one gets dirty.





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
18:11 May 07 2018

But, but...I thought you like it dirty.





LZAPERVERT
LZAPERVERT
18:16 May 07 2018

I like "oh Daddy" dirty not eww gross dirty.





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
18:19 May 07 2018

The difference between "oh Daddy" and "eww Gross" dirty is "acceptance". Hahaha!





 

07:17 May 07 2018
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That time Payne told the world what Raven has to do to get her in the kitchen to make him sandwiches.







Hey Raven, I don't judge. Whatever it takes Brother. LMAO!!!


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LZAPERVERT
LZAPERVERT
07:18 May 07 2018

I will take a turkey leg if your going to the fridge :)





dale0302
dale0302
07:21 May 07 2018

LMAO!!!





xTheCrookedCrossx
xTheCrookedCrossx
07:23 May 07 2018

LOL!





xXxPaynexXx
xXxPaynexXx
07:29 May 07 2018

Damn,Mogy...Why you gotta throw me under the bus like that!?!





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
07:31 May 07 2018

@Payne......Payback for that commercial post...lol





xXxPaynexXx
xXxPaynexXx
07:35 May 07 2018

-cracks up some more- Aww...don't hate I threw out your night job!





dale0302
dale0302
07:36 May 07 2018

-grabs a bag of popcorn-





LZAPERVERT
LZAPERVERT
07:37 May 07 2018

LMAO.........meat





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
07:39 May 07 2018

@Payne...Well, you were incorrect, but everyone makes mistakes...and like you....sammiches! lol





xXxPaynexXx
xXxPaynexXx
07:43 May 07 2018

So....Mogy...Does this mean we have to spank that ass to get you to make us sammiches when we come visit this summer????





xTheCrookedCrossx
xTheCrookedCrossx
07:47 May 07 2018

I'm unvolunteering myself from spanking his ass...no offense intended bro lol





xXxPaynexXx
xXxPaynexXx
07:47 May 07 2018

ROFLMAO @ Raven.





dale0302
dale0302
07:49 May 07 2018

You might get a contact buzz LMAO!!





xXxPaynexXx
xXxPaynexXx
07:52 May 07 2018

Yay! Benefits! hahahaha





dale0302
dale0302
07:53 May 07 2018

LMAO





Liliancat
Liliancat
11:10 May 07 2018

Bad mogy :P





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
17:08 May 07 2018

@ xTheCrookedCrossx...No offense taken. LOL!
@ xXxPaynexXx...MOGY doesn't get his ass Spanked.....He does the Spanking.....LOL!
@ dale0302...LMAO!
@ Liliancat...Sis, she started it. Wait, maybe I did, but let's just say she did. LOL!





 

06:13 May 07 2018
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How Raven looks at Payne....lol




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xXxPaynexXx
xXxPaynexXx
06:15 May 07 2018

-busts out laughing- Without the utensils.





LZAPERVERT
LZAPERVERT
06:16 May 07 2018

LOL Yummy Mummy :)





dale0302
dale0302
06:55 May 07 2018

Now that's a sammich





LZAPERVERT
LZAPERVERT
06:56 May 07 2018

Hey Momo, say meat :)





LORDMOGY
LORDMOGY
06:57 May 07 2018

There she goes again....Security! lol





xXxPaynexXx
xXxPaynexXx
07:11 May 07 2018

-snortgiggles-





 

01:06 May 07 2018
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Have you ever been high, got horny, started watching a porn video and began to self-pleasure yourself and then get a YouTube notification pop-up pertaining to a new video having been uploaded by someone you're subscribed to so you click over to watch the video while absentmindedly still pleasuring yourself, then once that video ends, you realize what you're doing, but can't remember why? Then it dawns on you that you were watching an adult video so you click back to it and carry on without missing a beat.

Asking for a friend.....


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21:03 May 06 2018
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A Mother of a 21-year-old daughter decides to visit a new Massage business she had overheard her daughter talking to one of her friends about.
However, when she gets there, she is asked to get completely naked.
Thinking this must be some new wave thing and not wanting to seem like a prude, she does.
To her surprise, one thing leads to another and she is given a 'Happy Ending'. She was very embarrassed.
She was even more surprised when they paid her.
She told them that this was the weirdest Massage Parlor she'd ever been to. Who goes for a massage and leaves having been creampied?
The staff looks around at each other and then one person spoke up informing the lady that it was a Porn Set.


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15:09 May 05 2018
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Ladies, if you're taking the Plan-B Pill every morning like a daily supplement, I don't know whether to fist bump you or submit your name to the Institute of Human Sexual Behavior to be a case study. LOL!


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14:59 May 05 2018
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Wait, What?!

Guys, if a female tries to convince you that having sex with her is mainly for your pleasure and how honored you should be to "get some"....Run!!! You don't need that type of negativity in your life.

Ok, but run after you've had sex with her though. LMAO!


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20:31 May 03 2018
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After medicating, Lady Death (LD) and I have a chit-chat.

LD: I see you switched from Opioids to Cannabis for Pain Management.
ME: Yup!
LD: So it looks like I won't see you as soon as I had anticipated.
ME: I hope not, but can you do me a favor?
LD: A favor? From Death? (The balls on this guy) *sighs* What is it?
ME: Send Nudes! LMAO!


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18:21 May 01 2018
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LZAPERVERT wants her nipples & breasts in general tickled....Well dayum, ok! I'm not busy at the moment. LOL!


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LZAPERVERT
LZAPERVERT
18:31 May 01 2018

Oh yeah baby......show me them nipple clamps :)








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