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Penis Awareness Month
03:37 Apr 26 2012
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Your Penis Fact of the Day
Odors that have been shown to increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie.
So there is a reason you should buy your significant other chocolate. And a reason why I prefer pumpkin pie on my birthday.
Oh yeah.
And this has been your penis fact of the day.
17:02 Apr 22 2012
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A dear colleague that I have stayed in touch with over the years just sent me info about a job lead... I'm hopeful, and probably more excited inside than I should be.
18:12 Apr 20 2012
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Been busy. No time to talk about the wonders of penis... nor deal with all the trade requests in my in-box. I will work on all of that tonight.
Penis Awareness Month
19:12 Apr 15 2012
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Penis Fact of the Day
It has been reported that King Fatefehi of Tonga had intercourse with 37,800 virgins between 1770 and 1784. That would average 7 virgins per day.
Al Qaeda suicide bombers are obviously unavailable for comment... but even they are jealous.
And this has been your penis fact of the day!
Penis Awareness Month
01:23 Apr 15 2012
Times Read: 1,002
Your Penis Fact of the Day
The circumcised foreskin from an infant's penis can be used to grow new skin for burn victims. One foreskin can amazingly yield up to 250,000 square feet of replacement skin!
And this has been your penis fact of the day!
Penis Awareness Month
01:37 Apr 12 2012
Times Read: 1,037
Your Penis Fact of the Day
We've all heard the myths about how you can size up what a guy's penis size is... the bigger the feet... or the bigger the hands, the longer the penis.
Truth of the matter is there are no direct correlations between penis size and other anatomical sizes on a man. Large feet and large hands are not indicative of anything but needed bigger shoes and gloves.
However, research has shown that for the majority of men, there is one single anatomical match for penis size:
The measurement of the base of the metacarpal bone to the tip of the index finger, for the majority of men, is almost an exact measurement of their erect penis length.
Nothing is absolute - there will always be surprises. But this one measurement is the closest we've ever found.
And this has been your penis fact of the day!
Penis Awareness Month
03:02 Apr 11 2012
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Your Penis Fact of the Day
Studies have shown, on average gay men's penises tend to be 1/3-inch longer than the population average on the whole.
In terms of evolution, this may be significant due to men being larger than women, therefore they may receive more pleasure having a larger penis or from their partner having a larger penis.
Proponents of intelligent design would argue that we're all going to hell for suggesting such a thing.
And this has been your penis fact of the day!
Penis Awareness Month
02:13 Apr 10 2012
Times Read: 1,087
The Penis Fact of the Day
There are many fabled stories of the Russian Orthodox Monk, Grigori Rasputin. Everyone probably knows the stories of how he was a peasant healer brought in by the Tsar and his wife to help heal their son Alexei who was stricken with hemophilia and somehow magically healed him every time he was injured. And how he helped discredit the Tsarist government bringing an end to the Romanov dynasty. And how despite several attempts on his life, he somehow survived them all until he was finally, shot several times, beaten, bound in a rug and drowned in the Neva River.
But Urban legend has it that during this final assassination attempt, his murderers also cut off his penis, and his dismembered member (yes, I had to go for the cheap word play) had been found at the crime scene by a maid, who saved it. Ahem.
Perhaps she was lonely, I don't know...
Anyway, his penis had be used in ceremonies of worship to increase fertility and traveled around in a little wooden casket. His daughter, not fond of this part of her father being used for such practices demanded it be returned to her. Rasputin's penis reportedly stayed with her until she died in 1977. It was then purchased by a collector and sold to an auction house where upon further review they realized they had purchased a sea cucumber.
However, in 1994 the Russian Museum of Erotica claimed that they have Rasputin's penis. Igor Knyazkin, the director of the Museum, claims that he bought it from a French antiquarian for $8,000. And in a jar, pickled and on display in the museum, you can see what is supposedly Rasputin's penis, measuring flaccid at 11-inches, and reportedly was 13-inches when erect.
And this was today's Penis Fact of the Day! Or, in this case, perhaps just an urban legend, but that is some kind of penis in that jar on display...
Penis Awareness Month
21:04 Apr 08 2012
Times Read: 1,111
Penis Fact of the Day
Every year on March 15th in Komaki, Japan, the Harvest Festival or Hōnen Matsuri is held. The celebration, like many others during the Spring season and equinox is to bestow a blessing for fertility and a prosperous harvest for the coming season.
During this ceremony, celebrators don elaborate ceremonial outfits, are invited to drink an unlimited supply of sake and receive the blessings of the Shinto priests. Along with this, the priests also bless a ceremonial 600 pound, 8-foot long phallus which is then paraded through the streets to the Takata Jinja. Once at the Takata Jinja, the phallus is spun furiously before being set down and prayed over again.
The event officials then shower the gathering with rice cakes before the day-long festival concludes... my guess is, it concludes with a lot of drunken and probably poorly performed sex...
Just a hunch.
Enjoy your holiday everyone - no matter what holiday you celebrate - they're all about wishing the best for success and prosperity for all of the people you love.
And of course, the penis/vagina aspect of these celebrations - may there be more people in your life to love in the coming year.
Happy Penis Awareness Month!
Penis Awareness Month
05:00 Apr 08 2012
Times Read: 1,141
Penis Fact of the Day:
Regular penile exercise is essential to good penis health. Having regular erections serves a purpose, other than public embarrassment in high school.
To maintain a healthy tone, the smooth muscle of the penis must be periodically enriched with oxygen by the rush of blood that engorges the penis and makes it erect. If a guy is physically able to get erect, but never has erections during the day - maybe he finds himself in very un-erotic circumstances for a long time - he needn't worry. The brain has an automatic penis maintenance function built in.
Impulses from the brain cause erections during the dreaming phase of sleep, called the REM phase. It doesn't matter if you're having a hot sex dream or a zombie apocalypse nightmare -- your penis gets hard during that period of the sleep cycle.
Thus, men often have "morning wood" when they wake up during this sleep phase.
And this has been your penis fact of the day!
Penis Awareness Month
04:23 Apr 07 2012
Times Read: 1,180
Today in Penis History:
Today in 1501, the artist Michelangelo began work on the sculpture of David, and was almost immediately faced the the dilemma: how big should his penis be?
Because, after all, once you've chiseled off too much, it's too late. You can't put it back on.
Which was exactly what Michelangelo did. So it was determined David would be a grower, not a shower. And thus, the statue of David looks to have an embarrassingly diminutive penis.
Happy Penis Awareness Month!
Penis Awareness Month
03:40 Apr 06 2012
Times Read: 1,200
Fun Fact of the Day for Penis Awareness Month
Between 1856 and 1932, the U.S. Patent Office, awarded 33 patents to inventors of anti-masturbation devices for men. Most of these were not only ridiculous, but dangerous and inhumane. Some examples are:
The Bowen Device- This consisted of a short metal sheath that the penis was placed into, and then secured via clips and wires to the wearer's pubic hair. Any spontaneous erection would have to... be... dealt with before the screaming got too loud.
The Jugum Penis- Originally seen in the Victorian Era, doctors in Boston re-popularized this device in the 1950s. A metal, spike lined ring would be worn around the penis and clamped on. An erection would cause the penis to grow into the spikes. Think... penile bear trap. The purpose of this device was to stop nocturnal emissions, night time self-gratification and hopefully the wearer wouldn't experience frequent morning wood...
Stephenson Spermatic Truss- Patented in 1876, this device placed the penis in a pouch, and then stretched and tied down between the legs, which made erection impossible. Any erection would drive the penis against painful spikes.
Barbaric? Yes. Completely impractical? Of course. Did they stop masturbation? The prevalence of internet porn would suggest we got past it...
And this has been today's fun penis fact of the day!
Penis Awareness Month
04:01 Apr 05 2012
Times Read: 1,220
Fun Fact of the Day for Penis Awareness Month
In the town of Tyrnavo Larissa in Greece, annually they have the Phallus Festival. This is a tradition that dates back thousands of years, and includes a Penis Parade, complete with gigantic phallic parade floats.
The parade is traditionally held on the 41st day prior to the Greek Orthodox Easter to welcome in the period of lent.
According to history, the first parades were just a parade of the townsmen waiving carrots and cucumbers in the air while singing songs about penises. Yes, of course, they would be drunk. Duh. However, the parade was only for non-virginal men - you had to be experienced with your dick to participate.
I prefer the idea of giving beads to women that flash their breasts to welcome in lent, but that's just me...
The Phallus Festival also includes a penis dance, which is similar to a May Pole dance, but the pole in this case represents... well.... the penis, and the ribbons represent our ties to the penis as part of the life giving process.
In more recent years, the commercialization of the festival has led to the selling of penis toys... not the kind that most women have in their night stand however. These are more "kid friendly" toys such as penis squirt guns, penis whistles, penis candy and... wait... this is actually starting to sound like the world's largest bachelorette party...
Regardless of how strange this may sound, the festival attracts thousand of visitors each year from all over the world, to celebrate the wonders of the penis!
And this has been today's fun fact - Happy Penis Awareness Month!
Penis Awareness Month
03:55 Apr 04 2012
Times Read: 1,252
Fun Fact of the Day for Penis Awareness Month
In an effort to find a way to stop men from masturbating, health food expert* and certified nut job, Sylvester Graham, sought to develop a food that would curb a man's sexual appetite. His theory was that eating something bland and distasteful would curtail a man's passion and arousal, and therefore end his urge to masturbate.
In 1837 Graham invented became more popularly known as the "Graham Cracker." Since then people have been enjoying this invention combined with marshmallows and chocolate bars, and getting laid on camping trips every since.
Which in turn has helped to curb the need to masturbate.
Well played, Mr. Graham... well played.
And this has been your Fun Penis Fact of the day!
*by expert we mean, he ate food and thought of himself as an authority to tell people what was good for them, even though most medical professionals and scientists at the time thought smoking cured stuff and was good for you too.
Penis Awareness Month
01:20 Apr 03 2012
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This Day in Penis History:
On April 2, 1613, Spanish explorer Ponce de Leon arrives to North America for the first time. Landing near present day St. Augustine, Florida, de Leon discovers* Florida - North America's Penis.
It is often theorized that Florida is hit by so many hurricanes each year because America's wang is dirty, and the Earth is obligated to wash it.
Ponce de Leon is famous for his quest to find the fountain of youth, but his exploration days were cut short when he died from a mortal wound suffered when Native Americans attacked his crew on a subsequent trip to Florida in 1521.
*discovered in this case means, if you ignore the thousands of Native Americans that had been living there for over 15,000 years...
Penis Awareness Month16:58 Apr 01 2012
Times Read: 1,313
This Day in Penis History:
While on the set of the movie,
Can I Do it Until I Need Glasses? legendary actor Ron Jeremy was startled by a stage hand that had accidentally dropped a stage light while performing a repair. When Jeremy turned suddenly, he managed to knock a coffee carafe off of the actors buffet table that was unfortunately right about waist height. The resulting spill ended the porn career of actress Ina Gould, who was then forced to take less impressive rolls in shows like
Baretta and
Real Genius.
Ron Jeremy
From that day on, Jeremy was prohibited by the studios to meet with his fluffer prior to the cast breakfast.
And that is today's edition of
This Day in Penis History!
Happy Penis Awareness Month!
15:53 Apr 01 2012
Times Read: 1,322
I'm finding I have less and less time for this website these days. Multiple jobs every day, so many other responsibilities. It isn't like the days when I would travel and spend 45 minutes here, then a couple hours there killing time in a hotel or airport.
Now my life is full. Very full and very stressful.
It just doesn't fit as well anymore.
COMMENTS
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Morrigon
15:11 Apr 26 2012
Hmmm... Pie...
brileybeauford666
00:26 Apr 28 2012
What? What about the whole chicken of the sea thing?