Vagina Awareness month has already passed and I barely had a chance to really focus on it that much. I'm quite disappointed by that... just far too busy. I had stretches of days I wasn't even able to log in here.
My apologies to all the neglected vaginas... bring me your vagina and I will do what I can to make it up to it....
Thank you for your understanding.
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Well... That just taught me something new AND important.
(I'm not kidding, either.)
There goes my I'm getting a migraine excuse.
Gives me a reason to walk around the house and shove random things in my love tunnel....
I mean.....
uhhh.... yeah......
-shifty eyes-
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That was...ewww, but funny.
LOL
The humor... No one can beat you, B.
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I knew douches were useless.
No one ever believed me.
You might want to add, for all the people who don't know this, that bubble baths using harmful soaps to a vagina's chemistry can cause UTIs.
As for yeast infections, women who are taking antibiotics should eat yogurt with live acidophilus cultures. ( I don't know if I spelled that right.) That way they don't end up with one.
Just random knowledge here. :P
30 minutes? o.0 damn, persistent buggers.
Random fact of the day (that a surprisingly small number of women know) antibiotics contraindicate the Pill.
Taking antibiotics and the Pill at the same time will cause the birth control to fail, and it'll take a month or so to make them work as normal (if you stop taking the antibiotics.)
Well written,and I support the Vagina Monologues
What a coincidence! It is also National Masturbation Month!
So how do you think you will celibate... er... I mean, celebrate National Masturbation Month?
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Are you sure you really want the answer to that one?
LOL
;p
Probably going for a personal record.
What's more impressive? Frequency, or distance?
Mastirbation Month? Are you pulling my.......................... *LOL*
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Sorry! I think I lost someone's comment trying to get in a quick edit!
I wrote:
i wonder if they'll make a chap stick, lip gloss, or lip stick with it in it.
Mhmm...
Yummy.
;)
Love the avatar. Perfect for this month.
That's right, and you know I never want to see a good man go hungry.
Thank you.
I think it goes wonderfully well for this month, as well.
The lollipop only adds to the truth of... Squalene.
Makes it sound... more yummy.
LOL
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"...and knowing is half the battle!"
Thank the gods it's not a freakin' sword. I'd be a nun!
;p
You should definitely be a health teacher.
I'm just wondering if there is going to be a back door month.....
Wow,, so much for horny Wednesday.....
I second the back door month, and third and fourth....
It is Vagina Awareness month - otherwise known as VajayMay. This month we will be considering all the wonders of that happy valley so many of us love to love.
Such as, did you know the clitoris has 8000 nerve endings, compared to 4000 in the penis. Think sex isn't about pleasure for women? Think again.
And did you know the average human vagina is between 3 and 4 inches in depth, but can expand over 200% when a woman is sexually aroused. So for all you self proclaimed studs that think you can destroy a vagina with your penis... yeah, right. Good luck with that.
All month (when I have time) I will be discussing the wonders of the female genitalia.
Maybe I need more than a month....
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Some women need 8000 nerve endings to even have a prayer's chance at getting there...
And I'm of the school of thought that those issues are 99% psychological and 1% physical. In general, the mind games played on women regarding sex by man and society in general.
I wonder if there are any societies where it is customary for women to take the lead and where their pleasure is first and foremost.
I would like to study a society like that and the differences in our own society.
Well... According to the Kama Sutra, it is important for a woman to experience orgasm, not only for conception reasons but to encourage her to continue wanting intimacy. But still, when you compare it to the other sexist roles the book forces women in to, you can really assume that it's a way to keep a female manageable.
Our society obviously has hangups about women having sex (calling Sandra Fluke a slut) but women have a bit more room to explore the world of actually enjoying sex. We're all still trying to break free of the tyrannical shackles of religious "morality" regarding sex.
You are truly a Renaissance Man.
Religion is so backward.
God made us in his image, and everything for a purpose - be fruitful and multiply.... BUT sex is a SIN. Shameful, horrible, unforgivable without baptism and confession and you're going to HELL for wanting it... ok, enjoy life. Be sure to worship me on Sundays and don't eat meat on Friday.
WTF religion?? W. T. F?
We will never really have any equality until we get past all of the mixed messages the religions of the world throw at us.
There are not enough hours in the day, weeks in a month, months in a year or years in a decade.
For what?
VAGINAAAAA!
All i want to know is when the group section is being posted. :)
No punt intended. :)
And no i am not a groupie. -_- lol
See, I was right- penis month was first, then Vayjaymay- proving once again that men come first...LOL
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captainglobehead
03:30 May 31 2012
That's OK. May was also National Masturbation Month, and I celebrate that pretty much year-round.
fr4gil3
03:34 May 31 2012
You're forgiven, as long as you can enlighten us with knowledge for June :)
BlackGenesis
06:08 May 31 2012
Tis sad, true. New rule, every month is vagina month.
Lullaby
07:29 May 31 2012
Do we have to wait until Dildo December now? :(
captainglobehead
23:50 May 31 2012
Is it just coincidence that Vagina Awareness month and Mothers' Day are both in May?
fr4gil3
02:24 Jun 01 2012
This is too funny! Been trying to think of the upcoming months... Jack Off July, Anal August, Sodomy September, Oral October, Nympho November and of course Dildo December...so much to look forward to
birra
03:35 Jun 01 2012
Love all those ideas! Oral October - perfect for my birthday! ;)
And no, Globehead, not at all a coincidence. Hence there was a mother's day themed entry.
ThothLestat
03:52 Jun 02 2012
Something about this just rubs me the wrong way.
See what I did there? Hey-o!