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Nom Nom Nom
04:41 Sep 30 2009
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...made apple crisp with Morri.

Yummy.

Mmmmm...

Love this time of year for the fresh, homegrown apples...

COMMENTS

NocturnalMistress
05:07 Sep 30 2009

That sounds yummy!!!

Did ya add the whiskey? ;)

madamefate
06:02 Sep 30 2009

Ok this is going to sound stupid so don't laugh too hard, but what in the world is apple crisp??

faeriemoon
06:22 Sep 30 2009

There better be leftovers.... :p

Viridian
13:55 Sep 30 2009

Shit

Apple crisp done with autumn apples = Made of winsauce

Morrigon
14:22 Sep 30 2009

There was definite win involved in this apple crisp.

We combined our genius and created something so incredibly beautiful one would expect a birth certificate with it when it came out of the oven.

Alright, that's probably a little far but it tastes great.

Heh.
15:05 Sep 28 2009
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It is at moments like this, I actually wish I had my own coven.

COMMENTS

imagesinwords
15:08 Sep 28 2009

What did this moment bring?

Vampirewitch39
16:51 Sep 28 2009

O.o

ImageMaker
17:47 Sep 28 2009

:-( I didn't do it... at least I don't think I did.

Nightgame
19:26 Sep 28 2009

Now what could possibly induce you to do that???

NocturnalMistress
20:23 Sep 28 2009

:(

Why?

You should stay with HE...

We like having you there...

*honey jar gets put away*

See, I put the honey away...

Viridian
13:55 Sep 30 2009

TOO LITTLE - TOO LATE BIRRA

PS. Mats Sundin quits hockey

Arrrr...
03:01 Sep 27 2009
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...been drinking 151 most of the day... the bar down the street looks busy tonight.

Go and drink there, with other people and listen to bad music at unhealthy volumes?

Or sit here alone and drink listening to good music at unhealthy volumes?

Hrrrrmmm.... either way I have rum.

COMMENTS

Morrigon
03:18 Sep 27 2009

Or be surprised when a partially drenched Morri kicks down your door and steals your drink?

Heh heh. Heheh mwahah HAHA MWAHAHAHAHAHA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! *cough*

madamefate
04:12 Sep 27 2009

But why is all the rum gone?

voodoochile
14:51 Sep 27 2009

151 for most of the day??? o.0 Sure you don't have a lead lined belly?

NightBlossom
20:33 Sep 28 2009

Please, please share. I need rum.

Options: Limited.
22:38 Sep 25 2009
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Tuna-Melt Sammiches in 20 minutes.

Who's in?

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RedQueen
23:57 Sep 25 2009

*bellies up to the bar*

Dude, like, you ROCK...lol

faeriemoon
06:24 Sep 26 2009

Hey! Where's mine?

01:25 Sep 20 2009
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Is it a solution, or false hope?

We'll see I guess. But I'm going to start putting this plan into work on Monday.

I really need to start setting daily goals and sticking to them.

Kissing this beautiful girl to my right is my next goal... :)

Achieved!

COMMENTS

Morrigon
01:39 Sep 20 2009

My right or your right?!?

birra
02:12 Sep 20 2009

My right if I am facing north...

Morrigon
02:15 Sep 20 2009

Oh hi Birra.

birra
02:58 Sep 20 2009

Oh, hi Morri...

Awesome...
02:44 Sep 19 2009
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...faeriemoon gave me a purple bar stool to help protect my head.

Don't ask...

COMMENTS

Morrigon
03:11 Sep 19 2009

That's a pretty hard stool too. She didn't even use any stool softener before putting it out there.

NocturnalMistress
11:19 Sep 19 2009

But purple is so your color, birra! :P

Wooah stool softener...

Yeah I am not going to ask about this one... ;)

ThothLestat
21:19 Sep 19 2009

*raises hand*

Uh, hi... this is ThothLestat from the Doom Review Weekly... did you just say 'stool softener'?

Hmmm...
03:30 Sep 18 2009
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...am I the only mentor with a mentor in his mentorship?

COMMENTS

jaws
03:47 Sep 18 2009

yeah i was seriously wondering how that happened

JackofSpades83
04:22 Sep 18 2009

"Hmmm" indeed.

It reminds me of one of my favorite quotes for some reason:

"I know what you're thinking about," said Tweedledum; "but it isn't so, nohow."

"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic."

NocturnalMistress
10:00 Sep 18 2009

If you want.. I could leave :'(

I lost my old CM's mark so I had my own mentorship from when I was above the level 80...

But if it bothers you...

I could leave the mentorship...

*wonders if I should....*

birra
15:32 Sep 18 2009

No, don't want you to leave NM, not at all. Just thinking out loud...

madamefate
16:21 Sep 18 2009

want me to leave? :(

madamefate
19:24 Sep 18 2009

I can't! no no no I won't go! :D

NocturnalMistress
11:17 Sep 19 2009

Know what? I realized why you are the only mentor with a mentorship with with a mentor as a amm...

Cause of the crayon posing as gum! xD

Heh heh and cause, well you are special enough to be stuck with me...

No, not lucky, but stuck with me...

Like a bad case of gum in the hair...

well goatee since you are shiny headed :P

But not like that is a bad thing, right? ;)

These weekends...
18:58 Sep 13 2009
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I have found Woof-Woof.

Crisis averted. We can change the red light bulb back to a regular white one now.

COMMENTS

Morrigon
20:21 Sep 13 2009

WHEW!

Thank god. You da man!

faeriemoon
08:03 Sep 14 2009

Good job. Where did he leave it this time? And isn't this Woof-Woof #3?

16:07 Sep 12 2009
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Debating if I should bring my video camera to the wedding I have to go to today.

I could have someone filming me, yelling across the church...

"DON'T DO IT!!!!"

But... that would just give SOMEONE here more reason to say I'm bitter and jaded...

COMMENTS

Morrigon
16:16 Sep 12 2009

No no no... Just say quietly "He's lying!"

After everything the groom says...

madamefate
16:54 Sep 12 2009

lol stand up and say he's got a gun when he reaches for the ring

faeriemoon
18:08 Sep 12 2009

Who would say you're bitter and jaded? No one would say a thing like that...just cynical. :p

NocturnalMistress
07:14 Sep 14 2009

I would pay- literally pay to see that if you do something like that... :P

You could probably post that on some funny man site and win big bucks for it ;)

Really...
05:14 Sep 12 2009
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...a dream-catcher tattoo on her lower back.

Somehow that is... so... appropriate.

COMMENTS

birra
05:23 Sep 12 2009

Holy crap, I was so right on the money there.

No pun intended.

sahahria
19:34 Sep 12 2009

O.o *cough*

Sit right back and I'll tell you the tale...
16:21 Sep 08 2009
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Story time from Uncle Birra...

...way back when, in the summer of 1987, I flew on a plane for the first time. My family and I were heading out to San Diego to participate in my older brother's graduation from Navy basic training and to also visit an aunt that had moved out there some 35 years earlier...

The long story shortened is, we flew from O'Hare to San Diego on United, back when actual meals were served to everyone on the plane for a cross-country flight.

Our meal choices were something made with chicken, something made with fish and vegetable lasagna... both of my parents and my grandmother ordered either the chicken or the fish.

I ordered the lasagna.

My mother, in her own special condescending way pointed out to me that it wasn’t going to be like home-made lasagna… my reply was somewhere along the lines of, no shit Sherlock? Like at the point in my life of almost being an adult I don’t realize that airline food is going to be serviceable at best. And it was. Thankfully, it was pretty light and I got off the plane feeling good about life.

The rest of my family, not so much. They were all complaining of upset stomachs and needing to run to the bathroom.

And I owe much of that good start to that trip… to the movie “Airplane!”

Yes, there is wisdom in comedy.

COMMENTS

ThothLestat
16:52 Sep 08 2009

lay 'em down, smack 'em yak 'em.

NocturnalMistress
18:00 Sep 08 2009

Airplane is a kick ass movie...

heh ;)

Vampirewitch39
18:03 Sep 08 2009

I like when Uncle Birra tells stories. :)

Rosenrot78
05:39 Sep 30 2009

i think yer mum was just worried that you'd turned out to be some sort of *vegetarian heathen*!!

but yeah, Airplane! has rocked my socks for years!

And again...
07:22 Sep 06 2009
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...I sigh.

It's always the same.

How do I change this?

COMMENTS

NocturnalMistress
12:09 Sep 06 2009

:( what is wrong?

madamefate
16:57 Sep 08 2009

with a woodchipper?

03:03 Sep 01 2009
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Yes... "the talk."

Perfectly easy when you can humanize the biological and speak about the subject with intelligence, compassion and love...

...but that's just me...

COMMENTS

Irony
03:17 Sep 01 2009

I got "the talk" when I was five or so years old. My mother figured it was much easier for us to learn it when it was of absolutely no biological interest to us whatsoever. Both my brother and I thought it was pretty gross, and he was fairly disgusted by the idea of any girl seeing his spiderman underwear:P

Morrigon
03:27 Sep 01 2009

Even easier when you have incredibly intelligent children ;)

birra
03:55 Sep 01 2009

Yeah...

I like to think I had something to do that that too. :)

faeriemoon
05:44 Sep 01 2009

Glad to hear it went well. Good job dad. :)