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I don't apologize for it. It's just there.

It just happens to lead to the thought of that amazing moment when they finally enter you and then thrust themselves the rest of the way in, and all you can think of of is how you might consider searching for God.

Said I wouldn't talk about it... but the sex that was just had on American Horror Story! Why didn't I get into fucking acting??

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dabbler
03:58 Oct 17 2013

Because you are the real deal!

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mingi
04:56 Oct 17 2013

and you have to have talent :)

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Mystic
08:41 Oct 17 2013

Oh I know you would totally get into some sex magick lol

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CryingDutchess
13:24 Oct 17 2013

Real shmiel! I wants my directed sex scenes!



Mingi -- I have no discernible talent. I'm just nuts.



Sis, omg!!! Hell yeah!!!!

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I've decided to see how long I can go without bitching about this subject. I truly believe that Duracell should be sponsoring me at some point.



I'd also like MacLaren to look into designing something a bit more... erm... Formula 1 for yours truly.



On the up side (bah! like I've witnessed anything go "up" in months...) this cold doesn't make me feel the least bit sexy. So, I'm going to embrace that lie until I feel better in a couple of days.



When the fuck did I become such a horndog? Ugh, irrelevant. The point is, I now am one.

I keep dodging them, and then the perv in me says, "but, what if..." or, "I wonder what it looks like when..."



But mostly, I keep saying to the perv, "motherfucker, you need to get us laid".

Is it wrong, because it's been so long

Since I've been kissed

Since I've been bitten

Heard words to make me blush way past smitten?



Does it make me the worst kind of girl

For imagining how I arch my back

For missing the heat that follows an ass smack

Am I any less loyal for fantasizing what I've lacked



Is there something wrong with me

For hiding the whore in me

Built up from the ground up, no one next to me

Standing tall, but feeling lonely, is it me?

Mad Dutchy Scientific-Magic Entry #2

Never do one while on the other... It makes cramps worsen (So Ive been told)

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Mystic
00:18 Oct 09 2013

Haha, oh how i have missed your journals.

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CryingDutchess
00:24 Oct 09 2013

Oh, how I have missed you missing my journals....

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