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02:35 Mar 15 2020
Times Read: 702

Read this in the newspaper that this 'marijuana activist' is holding a legalization rally for 4/20. In the most stoner move possible, he's holding it on....

4/19

Read it in the paper last night and I'm still chuckling about it.

I am thinking of changing this section in my journal to Sean's Quarantine Section. I am already bored. (Yada voice) Though staying at home, I am.

I hope everyone stays safe and healthy. :)

COMMENTS

LORDMOGY
04:04 Mar 15 2020

Just....Wow! smh....

Well, stay safe and protect any sandwiches... ^_^

01:44 Mar 14 2020
Times Read: 726

The survivalist in me says I need the Charmin ultra soft 30 Jumbo rolls. What is your TP of choice?

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LORDMOGY
03:06 Mar 14 2020

Dakotah
03:17 Mar 14 2020

04:09 Mar 13 2020
Times Read: 778

Have we tried unplugging 2020 and waiting ten seconds then plugging it back in?
Oh and yeah now there is this...

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LORDMOGY
15:09 Mar 13 2020

14:35 Mar 11 2020
Times Read: 809

TOILET PAPER... the new currency!!!

COMMENTS

TheArtistRose
18:39 Mar 11 2020

Just use old newspaper lol.

Dakotah
19:08 Mar 11 2020

That will be the next thing in shortage, newspaper! haha

LORDMOGY
20:11 Mar 11 2020

Ghosted
03:17 Mar 19 2020

lmao

18:34 Mar 10 2020
Times Read: 853

Not even because I think the meme is funny, it's just an epic pic.

COMMENTS

xRobin3x
18:59 Mar 10 2020

hahahaha i have no words......

Dakotah
19:13 Mar 10 2020

What is the deal anyways on everyone buying up TP? Hand sanitizer I get. I always have bottles of that stuff with my OCD. But TP? For runny noses I use nose tissues.

LORDMOGY
19:49 Mar 10 2020

Terezi
21:18 Mar 10 2020

I'm ghetto. I use TP to blow my nose lol.

EternalMemories
00:57 Mar 11 2020

i also use tissues for my nose

xRobin3x
02:50 Mar 11 2020

Nothing beats tp lol sorry but its good for alot of things lol

Earthgrinder
06:13 Mar 11 2020

I was wondering that too than I lmao.

DarkestTemptation
04:29 Mar 13 2020

What if that old lady hide her riches behind all that toilet paper? We will never know or her husband?

01:53 Mar 09 2020
Times Read: 899

So my Mom is worried about me hearing about that Virus here in the States. I told her not to worry..

COMMENTS

xRobin3x
03:37 Mar 09 2020

grins ear to ear......... sits my box next to yours..... :D

this is a great idea........ sits in my box.....do we need more boxes for the others?

LORDMOGY
03:53 Mar 09 2020

Liliancat
06:30 Mar 09 2020

Place you in a bubble

Liliancat
06:30 Mar 09 2020

You are safe now.

EternalMemories
01:00 Mar 11 2020

that virus is scaring the living shit out of me been washing my hands none stop😒

18:09 Mar 08 2020
Times Read: 921

Nature is pretty cool.

So this female had young one's and the young were conceived without the help of the zoo's resident male dragon – or anyone else besides the mother Charlie, for that matter.

However...

COMMENTS

LORDMOGY
20:59 Mar 08 2020

Oh she probably had a booty call the zoo didn't know about. LOL!

Spin
21:10 Mar 08 2020

slippery little suckers LOL!

18:39 Mar 06 2020
Times Read: 954

This!!!!!!

COMMENTS

Earthgrinder
21:35 Mar 06 2020

👍x5

Spin
22:00 Mar 06 2020

Oh yea!!! Party in da house:)

LORDMOGY
01:06 Mar 07 2020

19:47 Mar 03 2020
Times Read: 1,001

Accidentally watched the news. If I’ve gotta wear a mask to go somewhere, I ain’t going there. Period!

I will be all like....

News is like all...

News says have two weeks of food supplies.... Well, I am covered cos I have enough cannabis for 2 months...

All I gotta say is....