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Don't forget to hydrate!

:/ that is something I am working on mogy ... I can't seem to drink more than 1 ltr ... so bad ....

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I will like to see does pictures

Sadly ... this imgur link thing is not working out for me ... so annoyed

Do It!!!!.....Annnnnddddd....Live Your Best Life!!!

I want to .... but .... imgur is not my friend.

This made me laugh!
Part of me wants to say, "Dooooo it!" Hahaha!

IKR! Gawd soooo tempting .... but we shouldn't .... must behave! lol

Inam hav 2 stop read there journal Bcause I blow bran cells ur 2 should Bcareful U got it? See!!!

This is why humans should just stop breeding.

yesterday's kismet war was hilarious ... one said she was pregnant ... and the other said they were having sex tonight!

I am missing out a lot I see pfffff ;p

D hun you make me need glasses to see the answer you wrote

We had liver and onions for dinner last night. I think there is some left over.

whose liver did chu eat?

How much are you going to cost me??? lol ;-)

In fact my might pay you to keep me ... lmao! Its might cost you your peace and quiet :p

And mogy ... dont act like the plan to kidnap me has never crossed your mind lol ...

Aww how cute

@FeverDreams, well, if I was wealthy and good at committing a crime, especially an international one, then you would be here already.....Maybe....I mean, if it's going to cost Dale his Peace

Part 2

and Quiet....then we're probably not compatible. If a relationship doesn't contribute to Serenity, Happiness, Love, Sex and Magick and support or accept my method of choice for Pain Management which is Cannabis, then it's D.O.A.

Hish stealing cubby placing her on the bed under her pillow

Ohhhh i got kidnapped finally!!! Muaks kitteh

Lol...kidnapping. I miss the good old days of the random snatch and grab.

O.o what! I see dale has a dark past ....

*plops down on Kitteh bed and notices a big lump in her pillow as I try to smash the lump out as Kitteh starts screaming*

Welcome back Dale.

x.x
In memory of cubby ...

@Dakotah it is good to be back!
@Fever I am the STAR LORD....*snickers*

Sneaks in your messanges

*locks kitteh in the inbox* and you shall stay with me forever and ever ... muahahaha

Can i have coffee and chocolate in my cell? hahahah

Oh you know you don't reply to all your messages anyway. lol

Grrrr... I hate when that happens.

*Gives Bandit a shirt of Lili for him to sniff* Find her Bandit! *follows Bandit as he tracks Lili* Good Bandit you found her! *Bandit and Sean both use there l33t Nija skills and break Lili free; but Lili is enjoying her chocolate so they have to wait.*

@Dakotah....LOL!

O.o mogy ... i try my best to ... but you know imma busy cubby.

*dangles a chocolate by the string* here ... kitteh kitteh kitteh

Blue ... wonder if the block button helps ...

Hey I have not had internet because of moving. Don't judge me phhthththththtttt

Is happy with chocolate "waves to everyone"

O.o this is no longer a hostage situation ... more like an over stayer ... lmao! But kitteh can stay as long as she wants.

Woooo...You leave my favorite day alone. It didn't do anything to you.

*kicks Monday*

Try hanging out with Coffee. I heard he's fun on a Monday :}

LZA .. thanks ... if I can IV drippy the coffee directly into my veins ... lol ... that would be awesome.

You SAVAGE you

O.o i guess i shouldn't reveal how i eat my oreos ... *shifty eyes*

Mmmmm... I like buttered toast dipped in hot cocoa.

Thats is a nice way to start your day. Excersise and bondng with the family

Good on ya! It seems to me he is just intimidated by an independent woman who doesn’t need to settle for anything.

*hugs and squishes chuppeh* well it is gonna take a miracle man to tame this cubby ... lmao! Until then ... you gonna have to put up with my nonsense chuppeh kekeke .... muaks!

Do your thing.....hard to settle down when you lead the pack ;-)

"Make the Cut"? There is a cut?

Find a woman like you smart strong beautiful big heart

Seriously?

LMAO

Update : Situation under control. Calculator has been found. Noone was harmed during the pursuit. Apparently I left the calculator in the pantry. No further investigation.

-dies laughing-

You left the calculator where?! Oh, wait...sorry, for a moment there I thought you said "panties". Wishful thinking I guess or maybe I just need more coffee this morning. *evil grin*

*brews chuppy and barrel of coffee* tsk tsk tsk

Mogy ... Specter ... Bones ... I am sure I have a good reason why I brought the calculator in the pantry. I just can't remember it ... but I am sure it have been a bloody good reason.

You have a real calculator? I did not know they still made those. And in the pantry? *looks puzzled and nudges Lili* Explain since you are female why would....

woman what do you want it "hands you an abacus" here it is good on thworing it on heads too

Speaking of... this is true and funny. Police pulls female over and smells pot in her car. Thus they search her car. They found a bag of white powder and the officer ask the girl what is this white powder. Girl responds: Its cocaine Dumbass. Police officer replies: Well guess I do not have to test it now.

You'd be surprised what I...umm...errr.... what people would want to watch. Hehehe!

Bwahahahahaha!

Anonymous Daughter really wanted her veggies clean!

Yeah .. erm ... you could say that ...*shifty eyes*

Cmon .. people can make mistakes ...

Should have used bleach >:)

A mistake? No, that's just clean living. You should really try Palmolive, softens hands while you do dishes...and veggies!

::giggles::

Lol

maybe hes got sex on the brain....some people really need help lol

Can you both believe what clown he is .... gawd! I have never been so shocked ... lol

damn... lmfao... some people really need to think with their brains rather than their dick!

I know you don't type of girl every vr knows good girl treat with respect I respect you

agreed with human 20 so do i :)
#respect

Perhaps it was just wishful thinking on his part...lol

No I care about cubby just ask a friend

Well it really depends on the delivery...if it was in the manner of Joey Tribbiani, "How you doin?"...then, oh yea it's on!
*evil grin*

ROFLMAO @ Chupacabra

Lmao! Now i have the urge to go around asking it that way ... lol all your fault chuppy ... giving me ideas!

Lmao!!!

Yous neva says nufin' 'bout meees brufday! >:(

BRAAAINS must be eaten! >:P

Paint some whiskers on her own cheeks

*draws on kitty's nose* there! :D

I thought the Cubby came with whiskers??? Yanks one out for my treasure box!!!

o.O dale ... you trying to pluck my whiskers?

Plucks another and runs giggling

Uh oh, Dale got a DNA sample from Cubby. Have a Clone made for me too, Bro!

o.O animal cruelty!

But wait Dale, there's still one left: "Frog went a courtin', and he did ride, crambone"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6SfuiZmBfk

LMAO......an oldie but a goodie

Clearing work emails? Doing presentation slides for your boss? All on a Day Off....From WORK!

Then it is obvious what must be done, you must kill your boss and eat the body to get rid of the evidence. That way when you are on your day off, you don't still have to do work for your boss. >:)

Also a few other things, don't borrow the books, steal them. And as for pedicures, nope, instead you should grow your nails into claws so that you poke annoying co-workers in their juicy eyes. >:)

Brother mord ... you better be ready bail me out :D

Mogy ... :( i dont have much choice

Good cubby lol

Why does that dog looks like it has anxiety?! 🤔

Eat the donut and hide the evidence :-)

~grabs donuts and runs ~ 😈

Bandit’s expression when you take his spot on the couch.

@blue ... more like mogy's expression when I steal bandit ... kekeke

@dale ... you have a good point there ...

@QZ ...arghhhhh *chases after QZ*

@Bluesand, IKR?! LOL!

@FD, Bandit has a locator chip so that plan is dead from the start. Hahahaha!

You're too cute to be scary. >:p

*hugs and squishes the zombeh*

If I had a nickle.....
I feel your pain on that 😂

Pate cubbys head handing her cocoa
Sweetie no worth the trouble of ruining your night because someone is a ass**.

*hugs kitteh* he was such a moron. But no worries I am all better now :)

@xnny ... some things we can't get used to ... no matter how many times ...lol

Was it darknight89 by any chance?

Don‘t let it get you down sweetheart. It‘s virtually impossible not to run into a few creeps here now and then. Unfortunately, it seems to be the trend here as of late...

Yesh angel it was ...

Im good chuppy ... i was just annoyed for a bit ... but i got over it quick :)

Hands you chocolate. milkshakes. candies. movies a nice warm blanket. Popcorn. Friday night and then WEEKEND

@Lili, you forgot to hand her Lord MOGY's Address, Home Phone Number, Cell Phone Number, Skype, Email Address, and every Social Site she can stalk me at.

"Tilt her head on the other side looking at mogy "I dont speak english :P
haha kidding mogy

@Lili....I got you Sis.

ξεχάσατε να παραδώσετε τη διεύθυνση, πε, τη διεύθυνση ηλεκτρονικού ταχυδρομείου και κάθε κοινωνικό ιστότοπο που μπορεί να μεΚοι

lol

Lol you two are crazy

But you love us nonetheless
Be happy Dakotah is still sleeping or you would say "you three are crazy"
"hugs tight"

*hugs you tight*

Women are absolutely perverts. Do they hide it better or are they just scared? Personally, I think they're scared of what others might think. I could give many, MANY examples but, I will restrain myself.

Men don't accuse women of being perverted because honestly, we like it.

Ah ha! I knew you men would have nothing to complain about :p

No complaints? LOL That is funneh!

Orgasms do not equal satisfaction.

I was jokinggggggg ...

My bad. I thought this was a serious discussion. >:P

*drags zombeh into the shadows*

Oh, dragging random guys into shadows huh?!

Pervert! LOL!

*drags mogy into the shadows*

Don't worry, I think she is only going to eat you all. >:)

*MOGY is....Smiling*

FD:. "I'm going to eat you and suck your bones dry!"

MOGY: *Now laughing very hard*

-.-

Brother mord ... i believe i need to start taking cannibal classes from you.

Mogy ... grrrr

"*drags zombeh into the shadows*"

Poor Cubbeh, she has no idea what zombies do to wolves.

-.-

Oh I did huh...guess it's time for one of those jokes!!

What do you call a fat fingered lesbian?

WELL HUNG

Ummmm.....Well, at least you're cute! Hahahaha!!!

Dale!!!! I almost spit out my drink!!!!

Mogy!!!!! You like my jokes!!!!! Yaaassss

LOL....you are welcome for that chuckle ;-)

Next, she'll be like...

Q: What do you call someone that doesn't fart in public?
A: A private Tutor!

LMAO!!!

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Flop

One more....

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Gummy bear

Really just one...more....

What do you call a cheap circumcision? A: a rip off.

Facepalms her self. I need stronger caoffee
The greek women dont get the jokes
lol

Wow! Really?!

Dear VR Members, pay me and I'll convince her not to tell another one. Hehehehe!!!

Cmon .... it was kinda cute ... :D

LMAO Mogy......I have plenty but both would make her blush

O.o *covers eyes*

@FD, yeah..I suppose it was.
@Dale, Ditto! LOL!

I used to be addicted to soap.
But I’m clean now.

Do you know how hard it is to find clean jokes on the internet o.O

Lmao!!!! That was funny.

>:O

But zombeh can talk to me anytime :)

Hide cubby in a box and sneak her secretly out of her office

*gives Cubby an IV drip full of caffiene..and alcohol* >:)

Triple espresso stat!!! I have a heartbeat....continue with your day :-)

Wait ... can people die from coffee overdose?

Not that I know of but I guess it is possible???

One with black nose is dale and red nose chip I use to watch when I was a kid

so cute...

The real question is: Which one is Chup? *evil grin*

What is a chup?

Well there I am with the red nose

Monday is like meeting an ex on the street. You try to avoid it but somehow you run into it anyway

Guys ... is Monday over yet?

Not for me, I'm over 5 hours into it and it's AWESOME!!!!!

almost over for me.... 3.5 hours remaining :P

It is over!!!!! ;D

I can see you doing that

Sunday's are for waking up early and smiling in the joy that it's Sunday and you can sleep in. Then you fluff your pillows and wrap up in the blankets and.... SLEEP... and yes, oh yes, to be LAZY.

addon: forgot to add, Sunday's Lily makes coffee and cinnamon rolls!

Cinnamon rolls!!!! My favourite!!!

Now this is torture ... -.-

Jogged with your eyes closed?

Ahhhh....The Darkness! It's intoxicating, isn't it?!

*hides behind Lily* Don't let her get me, Lily.

Protects Dakotah with her pillow
What did they do to you hun "hugs cubby"

*bashes everyone on the head with the frying pan of the cosmos and hands their unconscious bodies to Cubby to play with* >:)

Lol well there are worse things than having Cubby play with you....(gets in line)

@Dale.....LMAO!!!