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ThothLestat made me think of this. You can only imagine the exchange that spurred this little memory, something about bananas, hamsters and stuffing, but please file it under useless things you never wanted to know about Jo:



I once had a hamster who didn't want to soil his own bedding and cedar shavings, so he would do a handstand and hang his willie over the side of the lexan strip on the cage to relieve himself.



I discovered this some time later when we noticed that the varnish on the teak desk was eaten through...yeah, hamster pee would make a great chemical weapon. We staked out and caught Sunny in his cirque du peepee. I was kinda mad, but it was tempered with something I have to admit bordered on respect.

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ThothLestat
18:53 Apr 09 2009

I'm glad I could help.

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Blackheresy
19:04 Apr 09 2009

Did her also leave presents??? o.0 Wow, odd behavior to say the least.

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Blackheresy
19:04 Apr 09 2009

Sorry I meant to say 'he'

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birra
13:54 Apr 10 2009

Interesting. I bet you couldn't train most hamsters to do that...



So where do the bananas come into play?

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artemka
19:01 Apr 10 2009

... or the stuffing ?

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Theban
20:25 Jun 08 2009

Bah....If he was intelligent enough to pee out side his cage, you should of made him repair the table. I would have : )

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This just in: ThothLestat has a flaccid ego!

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ThothLestat
21:11 Apr 03 2009

jerk.

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MysticalChild
21:17 Apr 03 2009

film at 11

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Joli
21:21 Apr 03 2009

Your retort kinda just fell short and dangled there, Thoth. :P

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ThothLestat
21:23 Apr 03 2009

*embarrassed*



that's... uh... never happened before.... I swear.

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Joli
22:00 Apr 03 2009

Oh, the banana jokes I could make...

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Joli: the secret shame of my closets and junk drawers will be revealed



Morrigon: just say you're not wearing underwear



Morrigon: everything else will be forgotten



Joli: you're brilliant



Morrigon: s'what I do



Morrigon: or throw down one of those ninja smoke bombs



Joli: you will not believe this



Joli: I know the granddaughter of the man who invented the smoke screen



Morrigon: crazy



Joli: He was a rum runner



Morrigon: god I read that wrong



Morrigon: what is wrong with me?



Joli: he got caught and turned over the smoke screen to the government...then he became a secret agent and helped them catch other rum runners



Joli: pretty cool story



Morrigon: cool



Joli: how did you read it?



Morrigon: cum runner



Joli: hahahaha



Morrigon: I was distracted by webpage building



Joli: during the long Wanking Prohibition, cum runners made a fortune!



Joli: those were dark but simpler times



Morrigon: Bangkok was a less popular place, known for their lack of comfortable solutions.



Joli: Sri Wanka quickly re-chartered and hurried a name change through



Morrigon: and there was much rejoicing



Joli: but it petered out prematurely



Morrigon: haha gawd



Joli: you know..."flaccid" is kind of a one-pony word, isn't it?



Joli: I mean, you never hear it used in any other way



Morrigon: I enjoy using it to describe things



Joli Dy: Nobody ever says anything like, "On a windless day, the flag hung flaccidly from the majestic pole."



Morrigon: his performance of shakespear was flaccid and uninteresting.



Joli: nicely done



Morrigon: I'd salute a flaccid flag



Joli: We should campaign for the word, flaccid



Joli: Flaccid Day - Work the word, "flaccid" into as many sentences as possible-



Morrigon: you should write poetry about it



Morrigon: I'll make a flash document with your words and they'll slowly start to sag



Joli: hahaha

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ThothLestat
21:07 Apr 03 2009

my ego has withered.

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Joli
21:13 Apr 03 2009

I sent Morri a little love poetry...a cute sweet little limmerick:



His Johnson was terribly long

And he couldn't stop admiring his wong

He rubbed it with acid

Because he was flaccid

Thought it was KY...but, man, was he WRONG!

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