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That was cute. lol

*dies*

Nice one lol

Argh now I need to learn Norwegian. : adds that to my list of things to do.: LOL

As a sort of addendum to that, we actually DO speak Norwegian in Hell.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Norway

That's just too hilarious!

Eh. He's still dipping into the shallow end of the genetic pool for a relationship as far as I'm concerned, but I'll admit that he's at least not retarded himself.

High praise indeed from you Ockham:) Checked and rated favourably already:)

hah! I am liking this O guy...lol. Starting to see what you ladies see in him. ::wonders if he spend any time in uniform:: reminds me of my brothers and sisters humor. Dry :)

I wonder if he was counting you with the ladies, Ockham :P

Oh, I like him also. Much more than most strangers. He isn't even on my blocked list.

Tea of rage, sipped from the cup of wrath, sweetened with a lump of righteous indignation and stirred by the spoon of vehemence.

Don't forget the saucer of simmering incredulity...

And the chocolate biscuit of feigned indifference:P

The tea cozy of imperious displeasure.

just pronouce it with to 'c's. as in to-bacco. easy.

..

"sipping tea daintily.!

..

snot fur. we have passion. have you never seen eddie the eagle?

No, the problem isn't the C, it's the A. They pronounce it as "tacko" over there, which is just horrible.

I have no idea what that nonsense Angelus came out with there is...

I can only assume Stabb's from 'down South'

..

properly drops his aitches.

It's me I'm the rotten cherry in the bunch.

WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!

I can hear you furiously scratching out Joli from your avatar and flow chart and I suddenly feel like combusting near an open window.

You're off my Christmas list, young lady. :(

OOOOOOOOOOOO

At least she didn't link to your journal as I did. Look at it this way by commenting, now they can go straight to your profile. It's a nice neat one stop shop in Joli's Journal.



*can't wait for next week's blue light special*

Dammit! I never got to go on Splash Mountain!



*sheds a single tear*

Maybe not Splash Mountain Stabb, but I know of a wonderful place called Candy Mountain you might like to visit:D

Stabb You Know You Have A Welcome Invite Anytime You Want To Come To FLORIDA!!!

Is there some reason that you capitalize every single word that you write?

I must correct you, as "fjord" is not an english word at all, and thus sound quite different in it's proper form.

You know very well how hard a time native english-speakers have pronouncing scandinavian.

..so by your definition, you're an Estuary?

HA! I knew if I dangled a hook baited with fjords and brown cheese that I'd catch me a Viking man!

You're surprised? When you're fishing in a pond in your own backyard where you _know_ there is a Viking swimming?

Kinda ruins the idea of catch and release as well, doesn't it...

"Estuary" reminds me of a very proper older woman who wears high-collared blouses. Her house would probably smell like lavendar. It seems natural that you might call her Auntie Estuary.

That's my state. We're shoving your state's face into the toilet, slowly but surely.

त्वयि स्निह्यामि

She never sanskrits me :(

Aww Ockham, du är så söt:) Jag älskar dig

Ego amo te, mei animus erus.

Abutebaris modo subjunctivo denuo

Bisous à tous...Je suis perdu sans vous.

In more ways than one. ;-)

..an all I was going to say was, "I can well believe that chick is you Joli."

I've decided that you and Irony are my posse. Like in the old west, except instead of horses we have skype, and instead of guns we have you lady's legendary wit and my scathing assholery, and instead of enemy cowboys, we have retards.

I am down with that:D

We don't need no steenkeen badgess?

:(

Wooo!!!

Oh my, what a lovely pair!



May I take a closer look?

Happy Mardi Gras, Joli!

Love it! Happy Fat Tuesday =)



You gonna do the Ash thing as well?

It is an actual effort of cognitive dissonance to not say anything mean about this :P

I lust after your klingon coffee mug!

Ockham is jealous and trying to throw me off. When I'm comfy, he'll grab my cool Klingon glass and take off!

Sadly I have the starfleet coffee mug... with the Klingon pin :P

I no longer buy Star Trek stuff, but I'm older than all of you. You might grow out of this if you are lucky.



I have a set of blueprints for The Enterprise, The Star Fleet Tech manual and uncountable other Star Fleet stuff.

awwwwww...I feel so much better about myself now. Kaplah!

Yea, well, it's okay but nowhere near as cool as my Winnie the Pooh mug x

It was fun to do:) Ockham and I seem to do well when we collaborate:)

Most of the credit here belongs to Irony, to be fair. She did a great job. I just did a little cleanup/shading.

Very cute!



I mean, it's no bunny rabbit with a rainbow exploding from it's butt... but then again, what is?

That is so awesome..Joli, I've seen the pics they've made and I think they are all great, you guys rock! This pic really made me smile it was way too cute.

Way cool. Good to have good friends with 'da skillz' =)

The part you are neglecting to mention here is how you, Irony and Stabb all spammed me with bites first. This was merely my counter-attack. En guardè, m'lady.

That is pretty amazing.

It is so beautiful! I am jealous!

Thank you, once again, for immortalizing me in your journal.

DAYUM that is HAWT

Oh my.

whooooooohooooooooo

Ahhhh... he is cute! :)

The eyeeeesss! I am trying to decide who is more scared here, him or me:P

Ah, how sweet it is to be proven right once again.



:)

So, was it Franklin, or Teddy on Mount Rushmore?



>:)

Have I mentioned lately that you suck?

Why yes, I do believe so.

Franklin was definitely the superior Roosevelt.

You can both just bite me.

YAAAAAY *chokes on soup*

So, you're coming to visit me when...?

After she comes to visit me...

That's awesome:D That one is already grown up and doesn't need waterwings anymore

Hmm. It doesn't appear to be so much as 'swimming', as more 'floating aimlessly'...



And whilst I might concede that this is indeed not sinking like a stone, it is but one exception to the general rule that a tortoise will, if dropped into water, sink without a trace.



:P

I accept your apology.

I see.



I'm so, so, sorry.

SPECIST!!!

i leeve joo a comint hear. LOLOLOLZ rn't u glad i did?



u no. u hav no rite 2 suspen my pro or port. u dun no wat ur talked about. ur just jelous.

U just jelus i m sexy sentoran wit all de powah!

..you Ma'am, are anything but pathetic.