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Hurry up and let him out! You have no clue how hot it gets in those packages!

HAHAHAHAHA!

You just want to giggle at my boobs with him!

That is just too cool... I want one :)

Aw man, those guys get ALL the ladies!

*sulk*

Heh My step mum gets the paper every day and the comics is the only thing I read in it, :)



And I am signing the petition, Thothy should write more. :P



I miss his wise words of wisdom.



*Ducky signs here, in electronic form!*



We could send the Ducky and Seagull mafia to make sure he writes more. ;)

Seabird coercion...I like it! Steal his ice cream and poop on his head. If that doesn't work...fish head under his pillow!

Psh. You and your REQUIREMENTS! Your deadlines! Mandates!



Psh, I say derisively!



Ya know... some days the voices are quiet. Left to my own devices, I'll just repeat the same ol' crap that's in my journal already. Or worse; I'll just bloviate about whatever inconsequential flotsam drifts my way.



I need some topics to write about, zumzayin?

You made me look up a word! I love you. I, too, can now bloviate. In fact, I'm going to go home and bloviate with my husband right now!

I am officially signing the petition as well... perhaps we could throw out suggestions for topics :D

Hey baby...

I can't explain it but after reading this, my pupils are different sizes.

Now you've done it. Now I'm PROUD.

A pay-raise from Mr. Dithers!

That would be dreamy!

*lights pipe and thinks about bourbon*

But .. It's FUN to cram a digit. o.o

I dunno. It could easily be said that the victor writes the books that tell the popular stories, history "lessons" and destroys the rest that do not agree with this world view, as the case may be made up until fairly recently in the western world. So maybe this line of thinking and personal judgment is not so very new or even different than say some great thinker who was squelched by some victor who wrote that THIS instead is the "norm".



It also begs the question of whether "good people" question whether they are doing good because it makes others feel good or if benefits are simply a byproduct of the selfish need to be validated in their goodness.



Lots of deep questions. One persons scat fetish is another persons gag reflex. Que sera, sera (and yes, I know it was from the movie "The Man Who Knew To Much" and oddly fitting to this discussion...lol)

I don't think there was a "victor" here so I'm not sure how you read my post. I'm trying to understand your comment in context.



I was bothered that I "took on" someone who was posting absolute nonsense that wasn't backed up with any fact. He asked for thoughts on the matter, then ignored them and stated, "Well, I still think this."



This kind of lazy thinking bugs me, and I got angry at...not him...but what he represents - my worry about fast-food thinking becoming the norm and not the exception. He's probably a nice fella, and my getting bent out of shape was energy wasted.

Sorry, I had limited info. I was just going on the the surface of what you stated. There is obviously a back story involved. It seemed you were inviting comment.

I always invite comment, but I see what you mean. The questions looked like I meant them for the readers personally. I was mainly venting about my reaction to another journal.



I do agree that historically, it is the victor's tale we most often hear. Sorry for any confusion. I was off my game.

I found the journal to which you allude.



Wow.



I find it depressingly ironic that people who say things like "politics and religion are to [sic] things I like to discuss" often know very little about either.



This is beyond self-questioning or basic fact-checking. It's a genuine lack of curiosity about the things he thinks are facts. This is apparent to me when you asked him to clarify the incoherent statements he made, his response was "lol".



So much for discussion.



Incidentally; it might be cheaper to buy Mexico outright, chop it up into several states, legalize marijuana, & tax the hell out of it. That would solve all sorts of problems simultaneously; crime, drugs, border security, etc. And it would be entertaining to watch all those anti-globalization nazi La Raza people implode on their own rage.



But no one ever asks me.



*puts on smoking jacket, lights pipe*

I agree with Thoth. It always amazes me that the ones who put in their profile or journal that they want to be a writer or some such are th eones who can't spell for shit

It seems to me that bra would have horrible support. The cups are connected too high.

o.O



hmmmm....I'm lost

No clue, but I'd gladly move to South America, if I could have them haha.

Two peas in a pod?

The message is.... our condoms work better than a bra, bro?



I've got nuthin'.

Clearly, something has been lost in the translation.



The sight of short, curly hairs poking out from under the bra itself is enough to trigger ALL SORTS of atavistic defense mechanisms, most of which defy descriptions suitable to the printed page -- but each one is couched in equal parts revulsion and horror.

*curls into a fetal position and trembles*

HA HA HA HA! Those are so cool!

Are you suggesting that Hitler is my co-pilot??

I wonder if there's a bumper sticker idea in here somewhere. You can't beat heated political rhetoric if you get VD, citizen!



That'll do as a thought-starter.



Ya know, that fellow in the purple suit has a dapper hat! I need one like that. He also appears to have three hands. Once seen, it cannot be unseen.



Hmmmm... Did you just use insatiable lust and propaganda in the same sentence?



My work here us done.

It truly is a national poverty that you were not around to write propaganda during the Big One. I wonder what that would have looked like...(wavy fadeout as I rub my chin thoughtfully)

I agree with you that Arrogant Bastard is highly over rated and that Sam Adams Chocolate Boch is fantastic.



The Sam Adams double and Triple Bochs are also very tasty.



If you want beer suggestions I have a short list of a few hundred. I also have a list of a few hundred that you shouldn't even glance at. Ok, ok. I'm exaggeration but you get my point.



I'll just list a few of my favorites in no special order



Pumpking by Southern Tier Brewing Co.

Magic Hat #9

La Fin Du Monde

Sam Adams Imperial Stout

Samuel Smith's Oatmeal Stout

Young's Double Chocolate Stout

Ithica Nut Brown

Duvel

Anything by Ommegang, (especially Three Philosophers)

Ithica Apricot Wheat

Old Speckled Hen

Saranac Black Forest

Saranac Black and Tan





There are many, many more that I'm forgetting but that should get you started. Check out Beeradvocate if you are into this type of thing ;)

I agree on the Arrogant Bastard. It's not a terrible beer if you like the kind of ale it is, but it's not worth going out of your way to acquire a taste for it.



Jack's mention of Magic Hat #9 - a fond favorite of mine and Morri alike - and she doesn't really like beer.



Locally, Ellicottville Brewing Company makes a Blueberry Wheat that is outstanding, even if you don't like Wheat beers.



http://www.ellicottvillebrewing.com/html/Beer.html

Gonna try the Magic Hat for sure. Jack, you listed some of my favorites in there - the oatmeal and the double chocolate stout.



Hoping I can lay my hands on some of the other recommendations, too. This is why travel is so important! Thanks, guys :)

MMMM BEER! A few of my favorites...



Pretty much anything Magic Hat, the summer ale is scrumptious

Young's Double Chocolate Stout. YUM

Guiness and most stouts in general.

If you like fruity beers, Sea Dawg blueberry paw. They make a raspberry and apricot also.

Blue Moon is my anytime go to choice if there's nothing else interesting.

Anything with the word hefeweisen in it.



The list continues but, this is what I can think of off the top of my head.



Growing up in Alaska there's a ton of microbreweries so I learned to be adventurous when it came to beer. Like you, it's become a hobby over the years and now I'm starting to teach the bf to try more than his standard Corona.

Thank you! Y'all make me smile :)

Yeah, ABA has a pretty bold flavor. It begs the question, which came first; the name or the flavor?



This is an aggressive ale. You probably won’t like it. It is quite doubtful that you have the taste or sophistication to be able to appreciate an ale of this quality and depth. We would suggest that you stick to safer and more familiar territory–maybe something with a multi-million dollar ad campaign aimed at convincing you it’s made in a little brewery, or one that implies that their tasteless fizzy yellow beverage will give you more sex appeal. Perhaps you think multi-million dollar ad campaigns make things taste better. Perhaps you’re mouthing your words as you read this.



From ABA's website.

Sometimes the journals are what makes one stay. They hold so much of so many people.

A true window to the imagination. ♥

It is one of my favorite places to venture it's like a good movie or play... I laughed, I cried, and at some of them I died lol

I adore the ballet fetish ones, have to; they're divine..but Nike's Shoes?



::shudders::

Did you gee the toenail on the High Chair chic? shudder and ewww!

Holy crap...no, I didn't. It's so long and weird. I bet she runs it along her lover's leg! (That's scarier than any campfire story I've ever heard.)

I kind of like the cleats.

I didn't realize the high-chair chick was sitting a first... at first glance, I thought her feet were on backwards!

You may have killed my fetish for shoes. Every last one of those - even those giraffe shoes - killed a little piece of me. A shoe loving little piece of me.

My work here is done :)

~giggles~ cute little trick :P

>.>

LOL cool trick ! I tried it and it does .

Morri, rockin the sexiest elbows on VR!

lol I ain't doing it. I just ain't.



Well.... fine. Now I have to.

and yet, you resisted.

perplexing.

HA! Keeping one step ahead of you is no easy task!

No, actually it just sounds like you end up dead covered in green paste if you owe him money for too long...

..honest Injun?



Really? Joli.. :/

We have collard greens with our cabbage here. :)

And black eye peas.

What is a chocolate and nanner cake? Never heard of but it sounds om nom nom.

Well, I have learned that most Brits don't have the same kind of sweet tooth we do. Don't get me wrong, they LOVE their pudding (all desserts can be called pudding.) But theis desserts are way less sweet than ours. Sooooo... this cake was born of a dual need. "How do I use the ripe bananas and how do I make a cake that is only semi sweet?"



I don't ice it. He likes it warm; he slices it, and spreads jam on it.

Oh, and a dollop of cream. Apparently it's not pudding without cream.

haha! I love tree frogs. Cute little guys. Kinda miss that about Florida when I lived there. My daughter would giggle when they crawled across the sliding glass door. Good times.

pics or it didn't happen!

/troll



happy new year, Joli!

as long as it wasn't trying to catch and eat Savvy :)