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heeheehee. I love when this happens. So funny.

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RedQueen
04:08 Oct 25 2012

Good lord, I've been bucketed.....

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Just curious...you're sleeping and a sour patch kid sneaks into your bedroom and violates you with a pair of scissors. You wake up and discover what they've done to you...and the little demon is standing in your room, STILL HOLDING THE SCISSORS.



It briefly flashes through your mind that first they are sour, and then they are sweet. sure enough, it looks over at you with what could be seen as a penitent expression.



What's your next move?

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Vampirewitch39
03:23 Oct 07 2012

Chainsaw. :)

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Lullaby
03:32 Oct 07 2012

Molest their hair in return. Heh :P

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birra
03:57 Oct 07 2012

Water. Or perhaps a disarming lick....

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BLOODLIFE
12:09 Oct 07 2012

First you gotta pee ... right?

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RedQueen
04:38 Oct 13 2012

First of all, the citric acid that little bastard left behind would sting like a mutha...lol



Next move? wrap him in a heating pad...lol

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sPerAnZa
01:21 Nov 12 2012

Ask the Owl how many licks to the center of a Totsie Pop...



then eat the gummy and see if the sour/sweet logic holds true.

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