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Confessional...14:49 Nov 25 2011
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...it is no secret that I can't stand my new job. Today is a great example of why.
The office is empty.
On a normal day, I have little to do. With less than half-staff in the office... there is nothing to do. I haven't even received an email since Wednesday at 11:34AM.
I'm updating my résumé to show all this new experience... the new job hunt is on.
...and on that note..05:16 Nov 20 2011
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...bedtime.
I just hit a wall of some kind...
Nope...00:47 Nov 18 2011
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...like an elephant, they never forget. And then they'll sit on you and try to squeeze you like a tube of toothpaste until they get every last drop of blood out of you.
Fuck off.
Seriously.
All of you. Just fuck off and die.
I'm doing the best I can. Perhaps you should also give that a try for a change.
You asked...19:38 Nov 14 2011
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It's true. They sprout up all over and many of them are round, overly tan and dirty, bottom feeding bastards.
We should harvest them and ship them off to Ireland.
Oye...15:11 Nov 14 2011
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...this job is like a big game of "Pin the Tail on the Donkey."
A problem arises. The problem is the donkey. There is a solution - the tail. We have to fix the problem by putting the tail on the donkey.
We're blindfolded, spun in a circle three times and then told we have to find the right tail in a tub full of tails, and then pin the tail on the donkey, but the donkey is invisible.
I think that is the closest analogy I could come up with that doesn't involve scat references.
Is this $64,000 Pyramid?01:00 Nov 12 2011
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Things that won't keep you full long enough?
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Vampirewitch39
15:10 Nov 25 2011
*cross fingers you find the one you want*