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Funny Shit!!!



last summer, me and some friends were playing video games and listening to music... i get up grab some of those smuckers uncrustables with peanut butter and honey in them... i put them on defrost way to long, took a bite and the honey spilled on my chest burning me, gave me an upside down flame for a scar



a few weeks later, i was gonna do something i hadn't done in years, pour lighter fluid on my finger tips and light them.... i normal have preparations for accident purposes, well this time was different, my friend asked "Can I light it?" so I was excited and while explaining that I have always wanted to light my whole hand on fire wasn't paying attention to the fact that I just dumped way too much fluid on my hand.. when she went to light my finger tips, my whole hand went up in flames...... i stared at it for a good 2 minutes before I realized it was starting to hurt



a few more weeks pass and now me and some other friends are going to light a piano on fire to get the metal out of it, it wouldn't stay lit, we put gas on it, still nothing, stuff garbage in it and poured more gas, still nothing... i kept trying and trying, finally it went up in a big flame and it caught the right side of my face.........



I will never for get these moments.