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My day will likely be crap now. Thank you for starting there and not with a kindness. Accusations are always so nice from the ones we care about. I sometimes am a crap friend. Ask anyone who loves me. I am busy and don't always realize that you are feeling needy. That's usually how I deal with my own neediness. But when have I rejected you? When?



You are beautiful. I have cared and I continue to care. We're in a lull in our friendship. We know this and have spoken about it. I don't exactly know how to solve it. This does not automatically mean that I am aiming disregard at you. "Less than a thought?" You are more than myself...you are my dear friend. Please be more willing to forgive me when I fail you. You know me better than this.

On 19:48:42 Oct 21 2007 Darian wrote:



look baby the demons genitaly are nowhere can you show me the dick of the demon???????????????

And i'm not going to delete them and hey i'll talk with the right ppl bout this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't make scandal but i'll if you not bring me the normal status!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







* I was also treated to a rating of 1 and the delightful comment of "ewwwwwwwwwwwwww."







Here's your sign. Next!

From:

josh2007



22:42:13

Oct 19 2007





an allegator got to eat









*I do not know this person. Had never even received a "hello" from them. Despite my curiosity, I cannot bring myself to question it for two reasons:

1. It might encourage him.

2. It is so random and bad, it's almost art



When something is this level of bad, I sometimes find myself trying to see if I missed some meaning. Is he trying to convey that an alligator was able to eat, perhaps after some difficulty...



Or maybe...could he be offering colloquial wisdom for me to apply to my life, some simple way of saying, "Don't blame the alligator for his hunger...be true to your nature." Yes, perhaps that is it...Like Krishna teaches Arjuna to embrace his nature in the Baghavadgita, this pearl of VR has counseled me cryptically that I might search deeply for personal enlightenment!



Somebody stop me from clicking on his avatar. I don't think I could take disillusionment this late on a tummy full of tater tots.

From:

KILLEMALL



22:58:43

Oct 20 2007





hello? hi, i'm sorta new here, and don't understand the whole status thing, how do i gain status?

by the way will you thank your parents for me?

From:

vampireemo



00:45:57

Oct 17 2007



On 05:20:38 Oct 17 2007 vampireemo wrote:



can i join to your house..



On 05:23:30 Oct 17 2007 Joli wrote:



message toiletduck or silverbow



And his response?....Wait for it...



"silver bow"

3 cheers for the Belgians. They have discovered a way to bottle their mop water, print a posh label, mark the price at $9 for a six-pack, and sell it to *Europhile Americans as imported beer. Well done there!



Truly, I cannot counsel you more earnestly to dodge this experience. I want to go back to a simpler time...back, to a time before I put this stuff in my mouth.











*Yes, I made up this word. It refers to that breed of American with more money than sense who sees "European" on a label and believes that promises a quality experience. The opposite of a Europhile would be someone **humile.



**Yes, also made up. But not by me. Worked-in here at great pains to myself in order to mock my friend. And, no...there is no limit to the lengths to which I will go just to get in one sweet, sure jab :)

Well it WAS you who taught me what the printscreen key did!









Yes, it was some awful looking round chocolate thing with what looked like marshmallow creme inside. It was horribly messy and right after he made a show of licking the white center, I hit the key of joy. You see the results before you. It was a beautiful thing :)



Yes, boys and girls, this is the All Powerful Oz who patrols our forum halls!



(Booming british voice in background has just yelled, "Pay No Attention To That Man With Teacake in his Mouth!!!")

Your apology is accepted. Your humility is noted. It is nice to no longer feel cheapened. Thank you for feeling it worth your time to show that you can honor me.