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ha! monkey power!

*snort*



monkeys are evil. EVIL.

*sends you a 50 gallon barrel of Dunkin Donuts coffee*

I'm sending you a case of mountain Dew. Get after it.

My caffeine heroes! (That's astral plane monkey power, ThothLethtat! It's like the Red Bull concentrated version of monkey evil!)

I think you might need somethin' with a little extra *kick*...so, how does Sundrop sound? It's got about three times the sugar and caffine then Mountain Dew and it's only available/heard of in the state of Tennessee. I used to ride the bus home from school and our driver always stopped at a gas station before taking us home. Little did I realize, all he was doing was making sure we loaded up on a crapload of sugar before our poor parents could do anything about it. LOL, and my mom always wondered why I had so much energy for my two in the morning furniture rearrangements in my room......

They taste lemony...hint hint.

They're not so much savage ants. More ninja-like. But where the hell are they coming from? They are walking across my dash about 4 at a time. This morning, one was on my hand while I was driving. But there's no food or water...what do they want? WHAT CAN IT MEAN?!

*far away laughter of evil*

I got a rental like that once...



...sat down and noticed the dash and steering-column was teaming with ants... looked like someone had spilled a drink on the dash...



I took the little "Your car has been serviced by...." tag back to the counter and said, "Someone has been a huge slacker for quite some time..."

It's means you're too sweet :P



;)

At the very least be thankful they are not bullet ants 0.0 yikes~

You can bug bomb it overnight, should take care of the problem, after you check your car to determine there is no source such as food or spilled sugar.

Cucumber slices... it works every time. Put some in your car where you see a nice community of those little monsters and they will find a new home. My roses were crawling with them. (They eat the glittery slime that the aphids leave behind) I tried several things including boiling water and nothing worked but the cucumber slices.

That happened to a friend of mine, it's a sign of the end :)

Hey, with the price of gas, you have to car-pool whenever you can. Don't fault them for being frugal. :)

I have a better idea. Let's just kill the damn cat!

nice ;)

lol meow

Wow....a really good laugh to keep me grinnin' the whole day! *grabs sides as she falls off her chair*

Yah? YAH?



Well ... You can't reach me from anywhere in this Rave, though!



Hah!



HAH, I say, and verily, HAH!





*trips over the yellow line in the parking lot while gesticulating madly with each, "HAH!"*





... Did I ruin my fabulous statement of an exit?



*disconsolate*

Indeed I can't stand those who complain about the site for drama, it's people who create it not the site.



Just sitting back and observe helps.

Oh, I'm damned active, but I don't have any "enemies" here, nor do I worry about ratings people give me. I may have counter opinions on certain topics, but no energy goes into "drama." The minute this isn't fun anymore is the minute you won't see me here.



Once again, if it's fun...no whining. If it isn't, why are you still here? Go take a walk or read a book...

I tend to believe that there was a time when humans had real worries. They could be attacked by a bear, a mountain lion or they might just starve to death or freeze. We've taken care of most of that in our controlled little environments but we haven't eliminated the result of thousands of years of evolutionary programming. I see the craving for drama a bit like I see the excitement a rabbit craves in wanting to be chased. They have an entire evolutionary lineage geared to helping them get away from potentially traumatic situations by running. What's the fun if they never use it?



I think the drama-craze is the same kind of thing. People are programmed for drama yet live safe little lives with very little real drama in them (except for those who live below sea level by the ocean). So they end up craving drama and making silly situations emotionally charged dramatic situations whenever possible.



I suggest the same kind of mechanisms are at work when people exhibit an inability to see their children as people. They're so over-charged with a need to protect their children that they begin making up threats in order to fulfill their craving to be protective. That's usually when the phone rings at work.

OK, so who pissed you off?!! LOL

Amazing how much damage can be caused in three seconds lol...nice to see you back.

I enjoyed that last part. In uniform they say "If you die, we are splitting up your gear"...lol. Classic.

Husband creature just asked me what had made me keel over in a fit of giggles. Love that last part :D

On the other hand, I hope all the drama-queens (boys and girls both) don't self-delete because its cheap entertainment; I get some of very good laughs from "the angries" and the "the crazies". =)

i find it good therapy.. just when i think my 14 year old is crazy.. i log on here and read what other 14 year olds are like.. i then text megan that i adore her lol..

its kinda like watching soap operas or jerry springer.. seeing how screwed up other people are makes us feel beter about our own situations.

amen!!

*stands up and cheers*



the VR-drama has almost driven me away.

I glad i didn't self-delete.

so far.