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Three months had passed since Vampire Boy's step-mother had walked in on him and found him naked and covered with baby oil. Vampire Boy thought back to that September night as though it was last night. His step-mother immediately began to laugh at him. And she called for his father to come to his room.



When Vampire Boy's father walked in his face turned a crimson color. "What the hell is going on here" his father had shouted at him. "Father" began Vampire Boy but his father yelled louder "do not call me father, call me Stabb665" .



"Look" said Vampire Boy's step mother pointing to his exposed genitalia "he certainly takes after your short comings, 665", smiled his step -mother. His father turned a deeper shade of crimson and stormed out of the room, followed by his step- mother, shouting as he went "you are grounded for three months and I want you to tell me exactly what you were doing".