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Especially during the holidays.... what do we have to gain?



Who decided it's ok to lie to and lead kids into some fantasy world?



Do we really need scenes like... this?

...to act like sluts.. they are not real men.



Their parents didn't raise them to be decent people.



They learn everything about relationships from internet porn.



They're self-centered and crass.



They should have had their balls removed at birth.



...but, in all honesty, you can't blame them entirely for their actions...



...because there are obviously enough women out there that actually reinforce their attitudes and behaviors.



Our society is a sad, sad place sometimes...

...we were just, mocking.



Common'. Faeries?



The only "faeries" I know are guys with fashion sense and boats that commuters use...

Here is the newest example:



"I don't really know enough to comment on this subject matter. However I find it fascinating and quite possibly I may someday when I find the time would like to learn more about it."



A. You're never going to make the time to learn about this.



B. If you didn't have a comment, why post at all?



C. This is a more wordy equivalent to "I agree with..."



If you post something like this it should be immediately deleted, or you should be forced to lick Cancer's boots once for every word in the post.



Boot bottoms, included.

...for a piece of my neice's broken eye glasses that no one could find.... a shinny piece of metal laying on a hardwood floor.... I walked into the room, asked if that was indeed what they all were still looking for... looked down, found it, picked it up and handed it to her...



Sister-in-law: Where did you find it?!?



Me: On the floor... you know.. the direction gravity usually takes things.

"Ma'm, my ass will make better carrot cake in an hour..."