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Everyone's shit stinks but no one smells theirs, damn there are some that stink really badly.

There's nothing better if you're yourself, unless you're an asshole!

There's a bitter price if you want to be yourself, especially with this recession.

Everyone is entitled to have an opinion and no one deserves to be told to stfu, unless you have a bad breath.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back at her. Ask her to give you chocolate instead, that's much better.

I'm not a goth. I'm an angry hippie.

I am an artist because I use colorful language and I am mother fucken professional!

I had a good day. No one pissed me off. Nothing pissed me off. I pissed no one. It's all about the piss.

Beauty is on the inside. However that doesn't mean you shouldn't shower.

Love yourself and be loved. Just don't take it too far, you're not god.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Unless you're blind.

Smile and your day will be brighter. If you have tooth decay just don't!

I embrace darkness but I bring a torch with me.

Sailor Mercury might be cooler but Sailor mars is hotter :p

If I got paid to think I'd be a multimillionaire.

I'm so good at fucking things up that if I was a man, I'd have a permanent boner!