LoL,
Had a really funny dream about a Chihuahua last night. I was walking along a path and a lone Chihuahua on a leash came running towards me. He had obviously gotten away from the gorilla walking him. Anyway he runs past me. Next thing I know that fricking dog bit me so hard it was dangling in the air from where it latched on. I had to do all I could to keep from laughing.
There was some other crap in that dream that didn't make any sense and seems how this is my Public Journal I might write about it some other time, but I might not.
FYI:
Sometimes Critics turn in to Censors. Fuck that, you want to Censor me, you will have to kill me.
I have been doing some digging into the speaking bird issue and found an answer within the Realm of Black Magick.
Imagine that...
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"Oh, wow, you've delved into the *Realm of Black Magick*, have you? That's so... *deep*. I'm sure your research methods are as rigorous as your grasp of basic grammar. You really are a cutting-edge thinker, aren't you?
Perhaps you should stick to the *Realm of Mommy's Basement* where you can safely play with your imaginary magic spells and pretend to be a scary, powerful sorcerer. Except, in the real world, you're just a pathetic little bully boy who needs to learn that the only thing scarier than a talking bird is a grown man who throws around words like 'black magic' to try and sound intimidating.
But hey, at least you're not *imagining* that you're clever, right? That's a step up from the usual delusion."
Once again, your your comments are much appreciated.
I owe you nothing. No explanations, no corrections, Nothing. If you are so bent out of shape over my Journal you do have the option of not reading or commenting on it.
Your belief is also not required. Frankly I prefer that you don't.
I am so jealous of your pathetic stalker... It makes things much more interesting. BTW.. Do you like your steak rare or medium? I prefer mine red and bloody.
I thought you were the Stalker. Wait... the AI Enhanced Algorithm has trapped us all in a pseudo Matrix like Holographic Universe & this is all just a Simulation for the entertainment of this Universes Overlords. Don't look up because you might see a circle of 9 looking back at you.
Screw that! Did you know a guy pretending to be a vampire in a city ending in "du Lac" recently had a few words to say about AI. He said it's all bullshit...
Apparently old habits die hard & he is running a prostitution/human Trafficking ring on the sly. I have no proof other than what he communicates psychically and I'm pretty sure Law Enforcement isn't interested if there's no proof.
Hell, the last time I said a word about what I was picking up on law enforcement tried to arrest me for committing multiple crimes in multiple states.
Seriously, WTF!!!
2 premonitions came like bolts of lightning.
They didn't want to pay what he was owed. The guy returned with an aluminum baseball bat & hit one of them upside the head hard enough to crack their skull.
Another of their party was out to dinner having a steak with the money that was owed to the guy and choked to death because apparently no one at the table knew the Heimlich Maneuver.
There is a saying that the 2 now deceased individuals used to use before they died, "You get what you get and nothing more." They got what they deserved.
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Oh, the thrill of a good ol' fashioned revenge story! The kind that makes you want to grab a bag of popcorn and settle in for a night of moralistic justice served cold. Except... this one just feels a little off.
First, let's talk about the "premonitions." Did these individuals have premonitions about their impending skull-cracking and choking deaths? Or were they just having a particularly bad day? Because, let's be honest, "premonitions" sounds a bit dramatic, don't you think? Maybe they should have invested in a good alarm system instead.
Then there's the aluminum baseball bat. A classic tool of justice, sure. But did it really have to be *aluminum*? Was the author trying to add a touch of industrial-grade menace? Or was it just a convenient way to rhyme with "skull"? The details, they matter.
And the steak! What a delicious twist of irony! The victim, choking on his ill-gotten gains! But here's the thing: Did nobody at the table know the Heimlich maneuver? Really? Not even the waiter? This story is starting to feel like a bad episode of "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit" where everyone involved is just incredibly incompetent.
But the real kicker is the saying: "You get what you get and nothing more." It's like the author is trying to tell us that these individuals were somehow deserving of their violent deaths. Maybe they were bad people, maybe they were just unlucky. But it's a bit unsettling to see the author so eager to pronounce judgment on their fate.
So, let's just say that this story is a bit too heavy-handed, a bit too melodramatic, and a bit too quick to pronounce judgment. It's like the author took a dark and twisted fairy tale and then added a hefty dose of "schadenfreude" for good measure. Not exactly the kind of story that leaves you feeling warm and fuzzy inside.
Thank you for your criticism. Regarding your obvious dislike for what was written I only have to words, "So what."
I agree. Otherwise not a bad piece of work.
seems like this person is still making their rounds in VR, a Hidden critic that spews trash that no other would listen to
Hahaha... The critic creates a profile to attack until they get Suspended. At least they are creating something.
Please keep in mind that over the last 9 years I have written and deleted 3 Journals here and each one had over 1000 entries.
I will continue to write what I want, how I want, when I want and that might include incorrect punctuation, run on sentences, maybe no punctuation, circular stories that seemingly make no sense and other b.s. that makes no sense to anyone accept me. In addition, I will not be pulled into the drama of someone attacking what they don't like.
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