The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

GIRLS' ENGLISH

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later

We need to talk = I need to bitch

Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

How much do you love me? = I did something youll really like me for.

I am fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead.



GUYS' ENGLISH

I'm hungry = I'm hungry.

I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.

I'm tired = I'm tired.

Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!

Nice jeans = When can I take them off?

I love you = I wanna f*ck you really bad

I love you = I love you!

What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now

lol it was from my dog :p at least i got to spend new years with my loyal friend ( my fuzzy pal) lol