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what a week...too much fucking work...i need a vacation...i need anger management...i need a raise...i need a sex life

i am sick to death of small minded people who keep harping at me for joining a "sex site"...their words...they watched the a&e special and now have the "facts" about vampire sites being a place to troll for kinky sex

well it looks like i picked up another job....child care...either i must really need this money if i am willing to put up with 4 screaming little people or i am being magnanimous in helping out a colleague...they don't speak...they shriek...and they are constantly moving...very disconcerting for me...i thought i could buy them off with candy...they just stuck it in my hair...that's it...bread and water for them...thank god it's only 2 hours every other day...i can't do this much longer...i need a drink

AAAARRGGHH...I HATE HAVING A PROFILE THAT I HAVE TO CONTINUE TO TRY TO UPDATE...IT DOESN'T HELP THAT I'M COMPUTER ILLITERATE...I CAN'T RESIZE MY PICTURES TO MAKE THEM SOOOO SMALL...STUPID SOUL OF EDDY IS NEARLY FUCKIN' IMPOSSIBLE TO GET RID OF...I DELETED IT AT LEAST TEN TIMES...EVERYTIME I HIT THE SUBMIT CHANGES BUTTON...GUESS WHAT...THERE HE IS....GRINNING....I NEED PROFESSIONAL HELP

i wasted a perfectly good halloween sleeping...i had this stupid report...my fault that i left it so close to the deadline but that's besides the point...it's all in excel so my eyeballs felt like they were being sucked outta my head because the font was soo small...anyway i had a headache after i had finished it so i staggered home...i didn't have my much needed drink...collapsed on my couch and FELL ASLEEP...WHAT AN IDIOT I AM...so much for the drinks before heading to the club...my friend's will want to have words with me tomorrow that's for sure...i suck...oh...i forgot...i don't have any friends...anymore