The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

So it all started when we got to Chicago, coming in from the Twin Cities. We were having a good ride, relaxing, just enjoying the trip. The driver told us where we were supposed to go, which was supposed to be gate 10. Little did we know, about half an hour after the bus was supposed to leave, that the driver gave us the wrong fucking gate, and they left without us. Now we have to wait until 7:50 am to get on our fucking bus, because the fucking greyhound people can't pull their fucking mouths away from the fucking microphone, and DO THEIR FUCKING JOB SO WE, THE PEOPLE WHO UNDERSTAND FUCKING ENGLISH NOT BZZZZZBZBZBBZBBZBBZBBBZZZZBZBZ 12341234 BZZBZBBZZZBBZZZIMAFUCKINGASSRAMMINGUNCLEFUCKERBZZZBZZZBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!.