The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

wèishénme nǐ de pífū zài fāguāng？nǐ shì xīxiěguǐ ma？
Why is your skin glowing? Are you a vampire?

à，xīxuèguǐ lái le！tā yào xī wǒ de xiě。qíshì xiānsheng，kuài bǎohù wǒ！yòng nǐ de jiàn cì sǐ tā！
Ah, a vampire! He wants to suck my blood. Mr. Knight, hurry up and protect me! Use your sword and stab him to death!

suàn le ba，Zhōngguó jiāngshī bù shì xīxuèguǐ。wǒmen zhǐyào xīshōu yīdiǎnr rén de qìxī jiù mǎnzú le。ōyo！
Forget it! Chinese zombies aren't vampires. We just want to suck out a little of people's vital essence, that's all. Oh!