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Alright this is not a recipe to make coke yall dont worry haha its a shot...its called this because its very strong and will most likely put you on your ass after just a few

1/2 oz jagermeister

1/2 oz rumplemintz

1/2 oz of the devil himslef bacardi 151

Pour into a shaker with ice...shake well and strain into a double shot glass...this is not a bitch shot so you better be already drunk kr have some balls of steel if you want to slam this thing down

This drink right here is fucking scary...if you have the balls to do this drink then i give ou mad props cuz there are enough booze in this to get an elephant fucked up

1 oz vodka

1 oz rum

1 oz gin

1 oz tequila

1 oz triple sec

1 oz whiskey

1 oz scotch

Stout

Beer

Pour all your liquers into a pint glass first then top itvwith equal parts beer and stout...give it a stir and there you have it...now be careful this drink does not taste as strong as it actually is so only drink one...maybe two if you are an alcoholic

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Isis101
04:30 Jul 21 2014

Oh Jesus...!

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tenebrosianima
07:00 Jul 21 2014

Lmfao thats what you say when you try to stand up after one of these

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paganwillow
01:23 Jul 22 2014

that's if you can stand up after having one lol !:)

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...this name...well it pretty much speaks for itself if you cant get laid after making your partner a few of these then you need to take classes or something lmao

1/2 oz amaretto

1/2 oz kahlua

1/2 oz creme de cacao

1/2 oz baileys irish cream

Chocolate syrup

Whipped cream

Chocolate sprinkles

Alright first pour all your booze into a glass with ice an shake well...then take your shot glass and put some chocolate syrup around the inside of it...strain the drink into your glass and top with whipped cream and sprinkles...and there you have it a drink made straigjt from succbus heaven

Alright this drink got it's name because...well it turns you into a fucking zombie...the whole nine yards haha...loss of speech...fucked up body from falling so much...tendency to attack/bite anything that moves...yeah its fucking strong to say the least

1oz white run

1 oz gold rum

1 oz apricot brandy

11/2 oz passion fruit juice

11/2 oz pineapple juice

Splash of grenadine

1 oz dark rum

1/2 oz bacardi 151

Alright pour everything into a hurricane glass in the order that it is shown until you get to the dark rum...take a spoon and layer the dark rum on top...and repeat the process with the bacardi 151 and there you have it a zombie...careful with these things any more than two and you prolly wont remember the night

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paganwillow
01:26 Jul 22 2014

lol I don't need this drink then , im already fucked up anyway !

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Despite the name this is actually a very girly and pretty drink...having said that as with all of my drinks there are still enough booz to get you thoroughly trashed so guys...even if it looks pretty dont let it decieve you haha

1 oz coconut vodka

4 oz pineapple juice

1/2 cup of pineapple (you can use fresh or frozen)

1oz midori

1 oz blue curacao

Club soda

I suggest using a pint glass as this is a fairly large cocktail

Blend the pineapple juice,fruit and the vodka together and pour into the glass...tilt the glass to the side and pour the midori down the side so it will sink...repeat the process with the blue curacao...top it off with club soda and there you have it...what is really cool abpu this drink is that after you make it you can stir it up and it will turn a nuclear looking green color

WHARNING!! This is a flaming shot...and by flaming i mean you light the damn thing on fire...now i know some people like to try and be badasses but you NEVER EVER take a shot while it is on fire that is for presentation only...so having said that if you light your face on fire it is nit my problem and i promise i will laugh at you mercilessly.

Now all warnings aside this shot is a little difficult to make and you will need a spoon to do some lairing

1 1/2 oz butterscotch schnapps

1/2 oz midori

1/2 oz baileys irish cream

A splash of blue curacao

A splash of grenadine

1/2 oz bacardi 151

Alright this is a big shot so an old fashion tumbler works best here...pour the schnapps and then take yourspoon and place it barely on the surface of the liquid and pour tge midori...repeat the process with the baileys and then barely drip the splash of blue curacao and grenadne on top...this will give it an oozy creepy look to the shot...next take the spoon and lair your bacardi on top and light that bitch up...now i suggest using a straw to take this shot but really you can do it however you like...just make sure the DAMN FIRE is out beforehand and the glass isnt still burning hot (i.e. why i said a straw would be good so you dont have to touch the glass)

Alright this is a very sexy and delicious shot...the end result i should look yellowish green up top and fade down to red at the bottom

1 oz absinthe

1 oz midori

1 1/2 oz pineapple juice

Sprite

Grenadine

Alright pour the booze and pineapple juice into a shaker and shake well...then pour a double shit until it is about 3/4 full... top with sprite and add a spash of grenadine to get the red at the bottom and there you have it...this is a great sho for people new to absinthe because the midori and pineapple really help to take the edge off of it

Muahaha alright ladies and gentleman if the name of this drink sounds familiar it very well should because i am dedicating it to a very good friend of mine and vr's own dark queen VvvVampirekisse...this drink is a bit more work with the set up but super fun to make for parties and although it probably won't get anyone drunk it will certainly leave an impression just like it's namesake ;)

1 1/2 oz of cherry vodka

1 oz white chocolate liquer (i.e. godiva)

1/2 oz half and half cream

Simply syrup

Red food coloring

Alright now let's start with the glass...pick any kind you would like although it looks best in a martini glass...mixthe red food colouring and simple syrup till you have a nice and bloody looking color and rim the glass with this...make sure it is a bloody mess all over the inside and out so dnt be shy with this stuff...take the booze an cream and shake well then strain into the glass and garnish with a cherry...and walla you have a drink as bloody and sexy as VvvVampirekisses herself

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VvvVampireKisses
19:18 Jul 12 2014

That does sound yummy... but I think it should be a drink created that is VvvVampireKisses... that is nice and soothing going down.. but once consumed.. it hands you your ass haha..

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tenebrosianima
19:20 Jul 12 2014

Hahaha i guess im gonna have to look into that then

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NocturnalNymph
20:18 Jul 12 2014

May I please have one of those? ;)

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Serenity
23:30 Jul 12 2014

you got me at chocolat :p

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tenebrosianima
07:14 Jul 13 2014

Sure drinks all around haha we will throw a big party in the coven

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WishBone
19:03 Jul 14 2014

call it the hemorrhoid hahaha lol

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tenebrosianima
19:09 Jul 14 2014

Im thinking i would rather call you that

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VvvVampireKisses
19:38 Jul 14 2014

Did he just call me a Pain in the ass ?



Wowww... hahahaha... Umm ok..



Immaturity much?



Whats more ironic is that I dont even know who you are.. *SMH

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tenebrosianima
19:41 Jul 14 2014

Some idiots just came help but spew nonsense its like a twitch for them

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VvvVampireKisses
20:25 Jul 14 2014

Indeed... Not 2 grams of fucks will be given thats for sure..

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tenebrosianima
20:27 Jul 14 2014

Thats for sure i have already searched the bar for the fucks we were supposed to give but i seem to be out of stock

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This one here is actually a drink of my own creation so anybody that tries it be sure to give me some feedback on it :)...this is definately a drink for whiskey lovers so if you arent big on it then skip this entry

1 1/2 oz vodka

1/2 oz whiskey

Top with equal parts orange juice and apple juice and stir...feel free to play with the amounts to fit your tastebuds...but i dont suggest too much more whiskey as it can overpower the rest of the parts rather quickly :)

This drink should be familiar to anybody who has been to new orleans for mardi gras...it is infamous for how strong it is and how good it tastes...and the fact that it is completely illegal to serve at a bar in most states hahaha

1 1/2 oz of gin

1 1/2 oz of vodka

1 1/2 oz of rum

1 1/2 oz of midori melon liquer

1 1/2 oz of everclear

Pour into a hurricane glass...or any glass big enough to fit it all and top with some pineapple juice...now the reason it is called a hand grenade is because it tastes so damn good that most suck it all down before they even realize that holy shit that's alot of booze so make sure you have something to fall down on after a few of these haha

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Isis101
00:24 Jul 11 2014

This looks good...well, the Everclear is scary though - lol

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tenebrosianima
04:49 Jul 11 2014

Lmfaoo that's what makes it so strong...anything with everclear is a little scary haha

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This is a classic drink for those who wished to get truly wasted in a short amount of time it tastes horrible but it does the trick haha

1/2 oz vodka

1/2 oz gin

1/2 oz tequila

1/2 oz white rum

1/2 oz triple

1 oz sweet sour mix

Shake well and pour into a tall glass and top with coke...if you want it pretty thrn garnish with a lemon and sip away...oh and ps coming straight from not only me but several bartenders if you like how this tastes our common suggestion is that you seek help because you are either an alcoholic or borderline hahahaha

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Isis101
02:12 Jul 12 2014

One of my faves!

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tenebrosianima
04:39 Jul 12 2014

Hahaha i make them good too youd be drunk before you knew it

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WARNING this is not a shot for lightweights or the faint of heart...if you cannot handle your booze then do not try this shot you will regret it...now having said that for those who do try it i dont suggest taking more than 3 there is a good chance you won't remember th experiance lol

Equal parts

Absinthe

Bacardi 151

Everclear

Goldshlager

Hennessy

Jagermeister

Vodka

Tequila

Gin

Rum

Whiskey

Pour all of the above into a shaker, shake it up and serve in a shot glass and hang the fuck on. ;)

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VvvVampireKisses
20:17 Jul 09 2014

OMGGGG... Line this shit up!!!!!!!!

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tenebrosianima
20:19 Jul 09 2014

Lmfaoooo i knew you would like this one ponk

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NocturnalNymph
20:25 Jul 12 2014

You would find me on the floor lol

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tenebrosianima
07:13 Jul 13 2014

Lmfaoooo dont worry id at least get a blanket for you...maybe...depending on how many i've had...yeah ill prolly be on the floor too haha

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This is one of the cooler looking drinks ive ever seen and it is very easy

1 1/2 oz of jagermeister

1/2 oz blue curacao

Fill tall glass the rest of the way with sprite...or 7 up or whatever lol

This is a very sweet drink that actually tastes a little likeabsinthe which is apropriate considering that it is quite strong.

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ChessMaster
17:24 Jul 10 2014

this one looks interesting, think I'm gonna try it :)



btw asking in case you know I tasted something made of cherries only when I went to the Vr meet up in New olreans some years ago, they hand you cherries in a glass and those cherries were like bammm a real bomb, no clue what alcohol they were left in to taste like that but all I heard the bar tender say ( there was a lot of noise lol) was that they were left for 24 hours in an alcohol then serve in a glass. you would'nt happen to know what alcohol is it? I'm in canada kind of far to go taste them again :p and I did like it :)

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tenebrosianima
18:15 Jul 10 2014

Hmmm the most common thing to soak stuff in is vodka because i doesnt have much flavor by itself so it doesnt clash with whatever you are soaking in it...although soaking them in cherry vodka may have been good too...do you remember what they tasted like

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Isis101
02:14 Jul 12 2014

FYI:



Any drink you have with a vampire or blood theme you can submit to the database and get credit for it!

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tenebrosianima
04:38 Jul 12 2014

Oh neat there are a few actually that i have like that

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I'll start with a basic one that most people probably know and love but it is still an excellent drink and super easy to make

1 oz crown

1/2 oz malibu cocunut rum

1/2 oz peach shnapps

Shake well and pour into a shot glass

Pour half a pint glass of red bull

Drop the shot glass into the pint glass and chug *





* im gonna make a note that while this is a bomb shot it can be sipped like a normal drink and taste just fine and if you cannot drink energy drinks then the shot itself is delicious so no worries

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IceGoddess
06:08 Jul 08 2014

sounds really good mmm

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tenebrosianima
06:14 Jul 08 2014

Oh it is haha...you'll be drunk before you even realize what happened

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As i am a bartender by trade i think im gonna go ahead and put down cocktail recipes and whatnot in this section of my journal...as always please drink responsibly because im so not coming to get your ass if you get tok drunk haha