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A little girl is walking home from school when she passes the flagpole where the big kids hang out. The boys say, "We'll give you a cookie if you climb that flagpole." So she climbs it, amid the hooting and hollering, and grabs her cookie. When she gets home, she says, "mommy, mommy, the big boys gave me a cookie for climbing up the flagpole." "Don't do that ever again," her mother says.



The next day she is walking again when the boys offer her two cookies. She climbs up anyway, despite her mother's warning, and again she hears the hooting and hollering. When she gets home she says, "mommy, look, the big boys gave me TWO cookies!" Her mother said, "I am telling you, DO NOT do this again, they only want to look at your underwear."



The next day, she again passes the pole and they offer her three cookies. She remembers her mom's warning, but climbs up the pole anyways. This time all the boys are cheering louder than ever. When her mom sees the cookies, she says, "I told you, they only want to see your under wear."

"But mommy, this time I wasn't wearing any underwear."