6.1 ounce, heavyweight 100% preshrunk cotton VR T-shirt by Gildan. This shirt is quarter-turned, has a seamless collar, is tapered from shoulder to shoulder, and is fully double-needle stitched.
The VR logo is centered and measures about 7 inches square.
As with all VR apparel, the logo is embroidered. Embroidery is a far superior lettering method when compared to silk screening.
Quote: I like nonsense - it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope... and that enables you to laugh at all of life's realities. - Dr Seuss
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This is the man formerly known as Stikki aka JudgeCletus aka mistertricky13.
I'm a fan of punk music... like the Dead Milkmen and the Horrorpops and the Nekromantix, etc. etc...and I love comedy! George Carlin was my all time absolute favorite, may he rest in peace. I also enjoy long barefoot midnight walks on the beach while listening to James Taylor mp3s. I have a lust for Mexican cuisine and a nice pinot grigio...maybe followed by some sangria or a margarita. I'm out of my element...I'm not your average run of the mill Southerner...but I will not hesitate to whoop the dogshit out of someone that crosses me or effs with my peeps ;]
More facts...
I'm married.
I don't have any pets. I don't have the patience.
I don't read. I can't sit still long enough to do it. I used to...but not anymore. I think I have some kind of hyper-active thing going on....
I'm ex-Army...I did 7 years and spent a year in the lovely greater downtown Baghdad business district, dodging stuff that goes boom and further adding to my anxiety levels by providing me with everlasting memories that I mostly wish would go away.
I am the most caring, most evil, most honest yet deceitful, funniest/serious, laid back/stressed out, off the wall/professional, smartest/dumbest, reckless/straight laced walking contradiction you will ever know...
Ok...there. I have shared some of my personal stuff with you. Happy?? I thought so :]
This is me.
"I" am the star player in MY life. I don't need your popularity points at all.
I feel, I love, I hate, I smile, I laugh, I cry. I'm just like you...only ME.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin
1937 to 2008
R.I.P. Dude...you deserve some rest.
Bettie Page
April 22, 1923 to December 11, 2008
Rest in Peace
READ THIS, I SAY!!
Feel free to click the links too...just so there's absolutely ZERO confusion ;]
So I suppose this is where you want to know how I rate peeps. I had quit rating for a while but I'm back to rating every now and then....and I mostly rate 10's, unless you make my mind up otherwise. For example...if you rate me a 7 and you have nothing on your profile except for "if you want to know about me then ask", you won't get a 7 back....and you damn sure won't get a 10. I have had too many people that I kindly gave tens to, that truly didn't deserve them, only to receive threes, fours and fives and dirty messages that I am a cuntscab just because I asked why I got a 3...a cuntscab....whatever that is. I don't wanna know either :P Anyone that normally carries the word "cuntscab" in their vocabulary probably knows what one of those things is and has had them before. I hope penicillin helped :P
Problems with my grammar or punctuation? Blow it out your cornhole.
Looking for my portfolio?? You won't find one here. If you want to see pics of me, then you can go to my myspace page. I refuse to post pics on here for peeps to rate. My pics represent what happens in my life...Who are you to judge my life anyway???
I like to keep things simple folks. This is a social networking site, so please, if you're going to be judgmental, go somewhere else. If you wish to be "social" then by all means, be that way :]
There is currently nobody on MY blocked list...here's who has ME blocked :)
[ Members Who Have Blocked You ]
lovemetalbaby
ManzanaOscura
STABB666
How about letting bygones be bygones? Hmmm?
To all of you here on the Dark Network...
this is a public service announcement regarding those senseless, self pic opportunities that a lot of you take advantage of.
You know the one.
Where you make the duckface.
Stop it. Just stop it.
Nobody wants to see you put on pale lipstick...which makes you look like you have no lips at all and then pucker up to give the appearance that you have pouty model lips...all the while you are standing in your bathroom mirror in your underwear and taking a picture of yourself.
Cut it out. Please.
And clean your rooms for a change.
Oh...and guys...come on....you're not exempt either.
Just say no to the duckface.
Honey...that ain't a cute kissy face you're making and if that's a pout, then you're fucking doing it all wrong. It's not sexy at all...and you damn sure ain't "gangsta."
If you absolutely MUST make duckfaces...here are some tips to remember...
Change the toilet paper. This girl looks like she cannot afford even a 4 pack of the cheap stuff. It makes you look dependent and pathetic.
Don't wear lip gloss lighter than your skin tone and stay away from self tanning lotions. Orange skin and white lips are creepy as fuck.
There is no such thing as a classy bitch. I don't care how many times you tattoo it to your body.
and do not duckface while driving. It's dangerous. Who is driving while you're puckering?? Nobody. That's who. Put the damn cell phone down...NOW.
Thanks and have a wonderful day.
This profile was created under the influence of Zoloft and brought to you by the letter "J" and the number "4"...thank you for visiting.
