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honeypot Disciple

Ha, the diharea excuse works everytime, gross but effective.
Set at 23:23 on November 20 2009

Quote: But I am like a tractor. I am slow but I am fit. And eventually I'll find you, and crush yoi like a little shit. - Combichrist
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Very Pround Member of the Coven of Imortal Sin



Welcome to my own corner of hell that I call the asylum. Now let me tickle your ears with a little tid bit about who I am . I am a short, fat, sadistic red headed rivethead goth. I love horror movies, coffee, going to goth events and my husband. I greatly dislike EMO kids so if you are one, don't talk to me. I am not of any religion really. I am more of a Philosopher. I am a Purchasing Manager, so I am nice until you rub me the wrong way. I cuss a lot so if you don't like it, keep fuckin moving. I study Philosophy and I am quite versed in Hermetic Philosophy as well as most anything King Soloman related. I am a nerd and happy about it. I am considered crazy but Ilike to think of myself as a individual. I suck at spellin so bite me :P I really don't like Twilight. Neither in book form nor in movie form. I am more into books that expand my mind, not crush it. My favorite author right now is OB for The Black Diary, really good read and Graham Hancock. He and Rober Bouval have wriiten a few awesome books that have changed the way how I view life and the things around me.




I want this man's babies , Oh Fedor yummmmmm



This is my friend. You mess with him and I will rip off your face and defile your nasal cavity. I will also send clowns to your house to rape your teddy bears. And if you continue to irritate him or Mistress Super Freak899, I will send my hoard of man eating daisies to your bedroom to mess with you while you sleep. When you wake up, you may or may not have your toes. Sleep tight campers :)

This milenium we are featuring the movie AWESOMENESS featuring the lovely and talanted NAP. I love this woman, she is better than chocolate covered bacon :) She is my mentor as well as my uber cool hot mamma friend :) I will so hurt anyone who fucks with her.



Moonlight is my woman, the only other person who can have her is her man. I know your all jelous.

Bijou is my friend and a total ball of crazy love giggles. She is my guardian nightmare :)


This is my SA. She is hot, sexy, sassy, and all together a ball of yummy love that I sometimes share with GD lmao. Yeah GD we all want her :)

Jagged is the sweetest aaaaahhhhhh.

So cute that I had to have her.


I love anime. The more disturbing the anime is, the more I want to watch it. I love anime because there are no limits to the imagination put into movies. Ghost stories rock.



I was on team sfgoth.com this year for th SF Aids Walk 2009. I try to do any kind of fundraising or volenteer work in my neck of the woods.
Real vampires don't bloody well sparkle. They rip your throat out and dance in your organs :) Just look at the series Blood +

At the asylum they would let me play with my duckies in green jello.
Meet Wilber, he is a nice little duckie

This is Fred

Then there is Popper

And my friend Delierium

Love my jello and worship my duckie demons :)



I love Acid Pop tart. Great journalist and fabu model.

All bow to the Lady of the Manner :) All Hail Lady Jillian :)

I love the blood to spurt and flow like the River Styx.


Freddy is my all time love of my life. Lick me bitch.
When I am not drooling over vampires or Freddy, I enjoy the wolves ;)



And she would be my pet if my husband wasn't so allergic.

If I rate you below 10, it just means that there was something on your page that I don't agree with. I am not mean. That's just how I rate people. If that is not to your liking then feel free to rate me as low as you want. I am just here to meet good people. Not play a"who's cool" game. I stopped giving a rats ass about who likes me or who thinks I am cool back when I was 16. I am now 31 so it's been a while people.
Also don't bite me or stalk me unless you know me. It's rude to make out with insane people unless you introduce yourself first.
Time for music. Yes, I stomp to my music.






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