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On a remote island 🏝

in some tropical location

uni-dolphins inhabited the seas 🦄🐬🌊

tri-colored fishes followed

The beaches were white

buffalo roamed about aimlessly 🐃

while the lions growled

and lion 🦁 tamers hid

because another growl echoed

causing Kevin Bacon sightings

ground trembled as if

O.J.'s death was celebrated 🍾(good riddens)

with kegs of beer

with confetti, condoms and

dancing girls on beach

ding-dong he's dead hurray 💀 🍻🔪

the lions cried at

the casket opening ceremony

then they moved on

to dancing and drinking

And having good times

The sun set over

the festivities, and then

more partying he's dead 🍾🍻👌

but out came locusts

Ditty hanging dead then

the rain started pouring

Down and the

locusts ran away, fearful

then the merman invaded

Aquaman thrusted his trident

Into the rain cloud causing

sharks to fall everywhere

Crushing biting machines that

disintegrated into metal balls

rolling on the ground

Post-Malone arrived via blimp

Started droppn' his single

Yet was shot by

Snoop & Jay-Z via Copter

As a bomb blew up

they hurled at him

Hand lotion and oil

And he slipped on

His butt and couldn't

Spray the silly string

at Barney jaywalking gleefully

then being tackled by

Big Bird & Yoda

but nobody knew what

the heck they came

they were galaxy surfing 🏄‍♂️

upon the milky-way ice

then got high with

man in the moon

and slid into uranus 😉

sideways while traveling at

Speed of chester cheetos

limo, yet fred flinstone

Tried to run us

Over but was stopped

ByTom and Jerry

that ate fruity pebbles

and then farted rainbows

lucky charms threw up

on Prince Harry's suit

causing the crown to

be like the movies

Crumbling in pieces as

The wind carried them

the tulip meadows below

Glitter dropped on everyone

causing snowflakes in the

Megan Markle was embarrassed 😳

but Monica Lewinski wasn't

there, so we got

Harry+ Megan in hiding

Too scared to go

out in the night

wearing their footie pajamas

Hid under the crown

Out came Mark Wahlberg

in his pajamas too

With A creepy smile

in pink bunny slippers

Riding A pink motorcycle

With pink fuzzy dice

and a pink tutu

while gliding on tightrope

And doing flips the

pirates came to fight

Lead by captian kidd

Peter Pan stole the

Looking glass and flew

into a wasp nest

and then got stung

And fell down paralyzed

while Tinkerbell flew into

bustling murder hornet nest

chickens started running away

With hornets flying everywhere

Pinnocheo started lying so

cocks even started revolting

the hens took cover

as complete chaos ensued

cocks stood erect protesting

and were shot down

yet still stood tall!

as candy rained on

the parade all were

getting a sugar rush

When the Ghostbusters showed

Up and took all

the proton packs out

and blasted Slimer accidentally

rushed to release him

then skipped into town

behind a marching band

Was marshmallow man holding

antman 🐜 and the wasp

lady who flew into

a sticky Venus flytrap

as they were eaten

and flattened by Megatron

who blasted his gun

then Bonecrusher joined him

Loki and Thor too.

Hulk sat back smoking

Black Widow was watching

love in her eyes

as Wolverine began pouncing

Dark phoenix which cyclops

Started attacking them too

Iron Man started yelling

For Thor to start

doing something with Mjolnir

pissing off Thanos who

froze the bbq chicken

Yet golden showers came

She screamed in silence...