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ROTTEN TO THE CORE!
Hey, you. Yes, YOU!
*points*
Are you ranked somewhere between 1 and 79?
Do you feel like something is missing in your life?
Got a 2nd or 3rd profile that needs a little boost?
Do you sometimes describe yourself as "wormy"?
Are you bad? No, I mean... are you BAD?
Are you a Bad Apple?
HAVE I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU!
Look, friend, I know we're all busy, and with this economy,
anything free -- or almost free -- is a good deal.
With very little effort and no upfront costs,
you can give your profile a little boost...
let's say, 1%. Sound good?
Of course it sounds good.
Say it.
1%
SAY IT!
IT'S EASY!
Step right up and be 1% better than the
person you were five minutes ago.
And by 'better', I mean 'badder'.
In return, all I ask for is your eternal soul... er, I mean, adoration.
Ask questions. Seek answers. Or not.
Post in the Bad Apples forum. Or don't.
Share your thoughts. Or keep 'em to yourself.
It doesn't get any easier.
Want to join?
Send me a message.
COME AWN WITH YA BAD SELF!
- ThothLestat, proprietor -
BAD APPLES
:: a peek inside the wormhole ::
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