It's Borked's happy birthday his big three O
But he's so shy did'nt want people to know
He forgot about pet power and his family of three
Crinkle, Cam, Mac....ohh and me
We thought him deserving of a verse or two
And if you knew him like we did you would too
He's a whizz with coms and techno gadgets
And microsofts greatest trial
Whatever he steals he steals it with style
He does'nt get drunk and sing sea shanties
But does love ladies animal print panties
So raise you glass and give him a cheer
Borked have a lovely birthday my dear
--Sinora
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