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walk up to someone really hairy and scream "help theres an escaped monkey over and one got a banana"

Laundry detergent ugh I forgot that!!

Sir, you need to put that Halloween mask back where it came from, you can't wear it out of the store.

Have you ever heard of soap?

walk up to someone and say "theres this great new product called tooth paste i think you should buy some"

*Psst* I got a secret to tell you

nice tits. got a light?

I have an orange will that work?

(in a supermarket)

lady:sir can i help you?
stange man:um just looking for something.
lady:well perhaps i can help,we got a whole range of fruit here.
strange man:nice.
lady:you should try these melons,they are juicy and firm.
stange man:can i feel them?
lady:uh sure.
strange man:hmm *drools* nice!.
lady:what the hell!! *slaps him* you perve!!.
strange man:what? you said i could feel them.
lady:security!!! this man was groping me!!.
guard:is this true?!
strange man:she said i could touch them!
guard:you sick fuck *shoots him dead* don't worry we will get the janitor to clean this.

clean up on isle 2

Damn I'm hungry!

I'm thirsty

dont mind that condom on the floor next to the Caution Wet Floor sign in isle 4.

Scream and yell dear god theres something on your head. Oh wait sorry its just your face.

Why would you do that with a bottle of crisco, sir?

slap a guys butt sorry there was a bee. then walk off.

Hope it was me ;)

hey all,good morning,i'm just going to rob you now.

airwitch cheeky.^^
Me: ok i want a bike and a plane and a new dolly and....
Woman: why are you telling me this little girl
Me: your santa aren't you?
Woman: no why would you say that
Me:i was going by your whiskers.
Then walk off.

I see your lips moving but nothings coming out.

its hard to hear you when im not listening

um Just to let you know halloween was a few weeks again and like you need to stop wearing your mask:) or is it your face? lolz

hide behind a shelve and start singing mission immpossible songs while rolling across the floor and using your fingers as a gun.

Shave! Hey it is Random

ooohhh...my tummy hurts

keep walking close to people and pretending your gonna throw up.

get into a crowded elevator with a brief case and say just loud enough so the others can hear. open the case every once in a while and say " are you okay? can you breath in there?

Is it time to swap the holy water with the Jack Daniels?

wish i was in Hawaii

you wanna put what, where??

mayor called, there village idiot is missing

I want more chicken wings

God! i just heard this great. . . oh no wait. . .cant tell you.

are you stalking me? cuz that would be cool

...i'm in love,
i'm all shook up...

last night wuz fun ;)

blah blah. . .i vant to bite your neck!

That's NOT my kid code!!

Pstttt you're just jealous cause the voices talk to only me

lady,which shop did you purchase that child.

im only smiling cuz they havent found the bodies yet

quick! we found some bodies!.....lets eat them.

you lost 20$ ?. . .can you describe it?

same as it ever was...

does anyone have the time... o wait never mind...... does anyone have food ... o wait never mind *stares off into space like a crazy person*

awwwwwwCRAP! damn pigeons!

I wish the chicken wings would hurry up and get here

Dammit! yes that hurts!

letgo my eggo

I like salad!

hot sauce, anyone?

Where is the cheese?

you can get anything you want at
alice's restaurant...

beam me up scotty theres no signs of intelligent life. .

mine is bigger than yours

put that in your juicebox & suck it!!! ^_^

Walk up to a couple and say to the guy "Hey...I know you. Didn't i sleep with you last weekend?" Walk away and laugh as the girlfriend freaks out

Your brilliance is awe inspiring!!

when all else fail. . .just goto bed. .

Can any one else hear that. When they ask what say " the sound of bullshit".^^

is in a coven

walk up to a random person and ask if they can be your crossing buddy. Then say you can't cross a road without one.

where am i ?

Got any pics of your woman naked??? No?

Want some?. . . ;)

imao

hmm chocolate bunnys

Run around screaming "im old Greg"

please tell me someone staked you and your not happy to see me. .

can i have a cookie please

how do you keep vampire ravers in suspence?. . . . . . . .

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.


Okay, so it's just a pair... and they're not actually coconuts.

slap some guy on the ass and say"wunna be my baby daddy?;)" lol

" you enjoy cheese, ya?"

excuse me miss,can i borrow your bag a sec *vomits* thank you and don't forget this.

exuse me sir/ma'am,may i kill you?

so easy a retarded monkey with one eye a three fingers could do it while standin on his head on a unicycle porr monkey

go up to a cupple kissing and slap one of them,then say"how could you cheat on me?WE HAVE 10 KIDS TOGETHER!!"and just make a little story hehe

go up to a family and to the mom say "hey didn't I see you in crazy soccer mom sluts 4"

Follow the yellow brick road,
Follow, Follow, Follow, Follow......

Tired...Zzzz

A horse is a corse and a corse is a horse.

oooooooooooooo pretty colors

how many fingers am i holdindg up behind my back.

Why is there marmalade on the carpet?

hey can i get fries with that order.

cort tomorrow woohoo

Do you know how to dial 911.

can i barow ur purse...and ur wallet...and ur credit cards....pwease? :)

Do you value your life as much as I value my purse, wallet and credit cards? *winks*

no,not really :P lol
dress up like a nun and go around slaping pple on the ass :D

walk up to a family and say to the mother: hey slut what time are you going to be working the streets tonight because last night was excellent.

I want the weather to cool off !

...i'm sorry that i doubted you,
i was so unfair...
you were in a car crash and
you lost your hair...

How high is too high?

I am sleepy

Can i have a piggy back ride.please.^^

ello sir. thats an ugly suit your wearing ^-^

Touch my cane.

hug some one and say i'll take this teddy how much.

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