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Jens carries the Mark of The Prince.

Forgive even the most evil beings, for they know not what they do.
Set at 21:14 on August 22, 2015

Vampire Rave member for 18 years.

Status:  Premiere Sire (121.40)
Rank:  Procurator
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Mentorship Mentor of Shadows of the Lord.
Account Type:  Premium
Gender:  Male
Birthdate:  March 11, 1969
Age:  55

Ontario, Canada



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About Jens

I separate sections on here.

Canadian born to German parents.
Flags of Canada and Germany crossed


It usually takes me quite a while to decide what to write in these things, but eventually I find something to say which doesn't come across as irrelevant or pointless. So I will give it a try.

As you know, my name is Jens, I am born and raised in Canada and recently moved home from the US where I stayed for work for 1½ decades. I am on VR because I have a fascination with Vampires and other dark things. I hope I can contribute something to the cause here, as I always love to help others, especially my great and wonderful friends.

Yes, I do have pictures of me with fangs, but please, get real, they are NOT my real teeth. I only put them in for this site, coz I felt it was rather fitting and fun. Gotta have fun right?

There are those who judge too soon and others who accept people without question. I tend to be the latter and welcome all the uniqueness of everyone I meet. I support gay rights even though I am not gay myself and have found met many wonderful lesbian and gay individuals as well as some closed-minded strongly anti-gay people. While I respect their viewpoint, I just wish they would respect mine. All too often I see those people rating my profile low because of it, however I will refrain from lowering myself to their level.

For those who have gotten to know me well, they will attest that I am amazingly patient and tolerant of many things. I am more than willing to help others out, but if I see laziness, I tend to withdraw my generosity just as quickly. You'll also find I tend to forgive quickly for small things, for I realize that I too am not perfect either. If I make mistakes, then it is okay for others to make them as well and so forgiveness is expected. I find that peoples' inability to forgive leads to more unnecessary drama.

I have met many kinds of people here, some good and some bad. I cherish each and every one of you, even you bad ones. See, I look at the world with eyes-of-balance. Everything has an opposite to balance it out. If there were to be too much good, that would throw off the balance, and we couldn't have that now, could we?! lol So, I accept everyone as they are. I can't expect you to be perfect, because neither am I. In a non-facetious manner, I will admit that I am redundant, however that is merely my way of stressing certain things that are important to know.

I tend to do things differently than other people do; I like to do my own thing. I know the rules here at VR and I will do my best to stay within them, but... within those rules I will do my own thing. I like my own style of music, not big on popular stuff, I talk a different way, because I don't wish to sound like everyone else. Darkness forbid I copy what someone else does to the letter. Ha ha. I am me... unclassifiable (hopefully). I have a strange affiliation towards the unusual and those that are also different. I cherish everything for what it is. Everything has its own level of pulchritudity and each person has their preferences.

I carry with me some dishonour, but I wear it with pride. As far as I am concerned, and as the familiar saying goes: "If the world hands you lemons, make lemonade!" Wouldn't you agree?! Mainly though I follow the values I have set forth in the coven I run. Honour, Respect, Duty, Loyalty and Knowledge... and yes, in that order. For me, you cannot be honourable if you don't respect others. You do not respect others if you aren't doing your duty to be loyal to friends and family. And if you have knowledge, you will know how to be loyal, how to be dutiful, how to respect others and that'll bring you honour.

When I rate things on VR I will use the entire scale from 1 through 10. My choice of rate is my prerogative. There is really no set rule with me. If I like what I see, that you've put at least some effort into your profile I tend to rate higher than if all I see is a simple one-line sentence. "Ask me" is a big no-no in my books, it implies laziness on your part and like I said above, I don't like laziness. If you're a whelp, you've updated your profile, and you notice I've rated you low, don't get angry, that won't solve anything; simply message me and I'll have another look and most likely rate you higher. My philosophy is that if you're nice to me, I'll be nice back. If you're mean to me, I will be nice to you, but reverse-karma will eventually catch up with you in some form or another. I believe in reverse-karma because I've seen it countless times in action. Just be nice and the world around you will be nice, and that is no prevarication, I swear.

Here's just a few things about me that I hope to work into this about me section in the future.

for the curious who don't want to read too much...

  • Is Canadian

  • Lives in the US

  • Born to German parents

  • Speaks English and German fluently

  • Also speaks basic French too, yet knows phrases and words from many other languages around the world, namely Swedish, Dutch, Japanese and Russian, Ukrainian, plus a few others.

  • Live alone (divorced, but still friends - seriously)

  • Fascinated by vampires, dragons, wolves & cats, amongst other things

  • Loves to create computer-graphics.

  • Loves photography a lot.

I also have my own crest, which I use to represent me (mainly) and my family. Here's what each part represents:

    Jens' personal crest.

  • The silver tri-ring ring = My personal symbol and mark

  • Each of the top two rings, belong to my parents. The covered up third ring, represents me.

  • The Elmshorn Shield (sailing ship) = my father's lineage.

  • The Hamburg-Altona Shield (castle) = my mother's lineage.

  • Over a pool of blood = My loyalty to Kindred and those I protect.

  • The shield = My devotion to honour, respect, discipline, duty, loyalty and knowledge.

  • The black rose = La Rose Noir (The coven I came from)

  • The Falcon = My animal, proud and swift predator

  • The maple leaves on the shield represent the Canadian within me.

  • The swords stand for the protection I give to my family and friends — I won't go down without a fight.


The drop below symbolizes my sadness for the victims of child-abuse, child-labour and child-pornography. It's sick and wrong and I will report anyone who treats children this way. Children need to be protected, not exploited.
STOP Child Pornography!!!

Jens & Vampyres

I've only been really into Vampires as of 2004, as I assume it's part of my world I haven't yet learned enough about. I don't know how and where my fascination began, but I do know that I have an interest in them. For me, a vampire represents the strong drive to carry on, regardless of my being different than other people. There are many facets of my life and being that could be compared with a vampire, but that doesn't mean I am one or wanna be one.

For this site, I have created a persona of an ancient antediluvian vampire... who's seen so much and knows too much. He's a vampire unlike most others... he's good at heart and tries his best to make other people smile, yet is fighting his dark side and his vampire "stereotype" which so many people assume his is... but is not.

Vampire persona facts:

  • Daywalker (Can handle daylight).

  • Can tan (but light irritates eyes & prefers darker settings).

  • Can only eat real food, not this processed filth. I am sensitive to Monosodium Glutamate (MSG). They say 4 tablespoons of MSG will kill a human adult (2 will kill a large dog). Which is thus why he does not trust the FDA or the pharmaceutical companies, for they blatantly lie to the general populous.

  • Tolerant of garlic & silver, steaks are delicious rare.

  • Crosses and other religious objects do not work on him.

  • Has an annoying craving for flesh (steaks?) and a desire to hunt prey.

  • Forget stakes, feed him brussel-sprouts... eventually it will kill him off. ROFLM(_!_)off

  • Thanks to a kindred close to his heart, absinthe is a new passion — forget regular spirits henceforth.

  • Abhors any and all liars.

  • Sorry Twilight fans, this vampire does NOT sparkle.

Jens & VR

For the month of AUGUST 2010 I was awarded this by the honourable and most kind members of The House of Caomhnóir-an-Eolas. I bid all involved much due gratitude.
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I am pleased to announce Betty and Misty as members I have brought to VR. Please say Hi to these wonderul and remarkable Ladies. :-)

Thanks already to all who have rated my profile. I don't really mind what you rate me as... since ratings to me are of little consequence. A low rating is understandable and I will accept them, because my profile is not done yet. But THANK YOU ALL who have rated, I really appreciate the time you took to do so.

Jens & Societies

Coven of La Rose NoirFrom the very moment I reached level 4 I began researching the different societies on VR and over much deliberation, I chose to join the Coven of la Rose Noir. Tammy is the Coven Master of Rose Noir and the moment I reached level 5 she inducted me, showing me a wonderful coven which welcomed me with open arms. Eventually I worked my way up the ranks and surpassed most of the members in favours and I was given a title of Forum Master. Later on I was even bestowed the honour of being an Assistant Coven Master, where she taught me the ways of running a coven effectively. I did my best, but being new, I obviously made lots of mistakes. Then I eventually decided to step down for personal reasons and regretted that decision at the time. I met some wonderful people in Rose Noir and I still have most of them as friends today. Eventually the time would come where I had to leave; as much as I didn't want to, it was necessary.

Coven of Lux ÆternaMy second home on VR was the Coven of Lux Æterna. Coven Master Yendor showed me friendship and structure unlike I had experienced before. I look at the whole experience as an opportunity to see how another coven was run. I liked it the structure a lot and I have learned much from my time there. Yendor has proven to be a very effective leader and worthy of high praise for his efforts. Well, eventually after gaining the Forum Master and even News Master statuses, I once again had to leave. My friend at the time was starting a new coven of her own and she wanted me to be her Assistant Coven Master. So I left, but never forgot the wonderful people I met there, whom are still good friends of mine. :)

Finally The Coven of the Ancients was born. The coven ran for a while and was plagued by problems and drama, but I persevered. The coven master left VR and I have taken over the reigns now, in hopes of rebuilding what we once had and making it even better than before.

So, I am a PROUD Coven Master of The COVEN of the ANCIENTS. I have a wonderful family there whom I cherish with much honour -- I feel like a parent, only I don't have to change any diapers. I want to say to those in my coven that I love you like family - thanks for making feel welcome and appreciated.
The official crest of the Coven of the AncientsThe official values shield of the Coven of the Ancients


Jens & Quizzes

Only those quizzes which actually describe me best get put in here. I feel they tell you, the viewer, something about me which I cannot or are unable to explain about myself in my own words. Hopefully you take the time to check out the quizzes and learn about me from a unique perspective. :)
Enjoy, sincerely,

My dæmon is the Peregrine Falcon
You are quick-witted, and the cliché looks-can-be-deceiving-statement is true for you, because you may not look threatening or dangerous, but you are when the need arises. You tend to help others if they ask, though usually only for your own gain. You are perceptive, seeing things others might not. Someone with a peregrine falcon dæmon would be pretty solitary, and admired for their grace and beauty. You like to travel, and also enjoy areas near bodies of water, such as a river or a lake. It's preferable to become very intimate with a single person rather than on-and-off relationships with numerous people. Another trait is being extremely alert one second, but daydreaming the next.

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My Vampire Personality

You scored as Marius. You are the quiet cool. You are so mellow, people are lulled into a false sense of security. You enjoy being creative with your free time and you spend a lot of time alone because you feel no one around you understands you. When you are frustrated, gawd help anyone who crosses you?
Marius = 100%
Blade = 99%
Dracula = 75%
Spike = 67%
Deacon Frost = 67%
Armand = 58%
Angel = 50%
Louis = 42%
Akasha = 42%
Lestat = 33%

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Which Vampire Clan Do I Belong To?

Whether dreaded, mistrusted, feared or reviled, the insular vampires of Clan Tremere are anything but ignored. Those who have heard of the clan's doings are typically suspicious of the Tremere, and with good reason - for the Warlocks are aptly named. Through their own artifice, they have mastered a form of vampiric sorcery, called Thomatergy, complete with rituals and spells, that are as potent — if not more so — than any other power of the Blood. Paired with the clan's rigid hierarchy and the smoldering ambition so common among Warlocks, this power is an unsettling thing indeed to those who know what the Tremere are capable of doing.
Clan quote: We are more than vampires. We are the next step in Cainite evolution. We will direct the others if they allow us to do so, or we will stand alone if we must, however we will survive.

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What class of vampire am I?

You are an Elite Master, the highest class of vampire. You stand for power and wisdom. Your servants are loyal and numerous. Your overwhelming powers are of a chief element, be it fire, earth, water, etc. You are a unique of few. Be proud.

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—I've claimed my wings—

My wings are DRAGON'S wings.
Massive and covered in scales, they shimmer with strength and magic. They are the most obvious display of your power - though it runs equally throughout your heart and mind. You are uncompromising and grave, with a profound sense of justice. You have firm ideas about what is right and what is wrong and set out to fix what problems you can. You realize that you are more capable of dealing with life and evil than most, and as such you see it as your responsibility to protect those who cannot defend themselves. You have existed since antiquity and as such you are wise far beyond your years in this lifetime. While you strive for fairness and peace, if someone should steal from your cave of treasure (though not all that glitters is gold) or compromise the happiness of you or one who is close to you - they have signed their death warrant. You have a mighty vengeance and will unleash it upon such people immediately and mercilessly. Arguing with you is useless... you rarely back down and are known for holding firm in your beliefs. Sometimes you feel intensely burdened with the troubles of others... Acting as a Guardian can get so wearisome, but you never give up... seeing it as your life's mission. Often very introverted, you can be so smart... it's scary. Such a combination of intelligence, creativity, power, beauty and magic is often intimidating to those around you - who are also unlikely to understand you. Arrogant, proud, overserious and sometimes a bit greedy or obsessed with whatever treasure you choose to pursue... you have enchanted people for centuries, and will continue to do so.

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Jens & Friends


Lady Susan
I met Susan on another site. She's from Finland and is my age and we share lots of values. I adore talking to her a lot and we keep each other company during lonely nights. :) She's simply wonderful to me.
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Lady Katina
When I first saw Katina's profile, I knew right then and there that she would make a wonderful member for my coven. Some how I am able to sense these things and my instincts proved correct. In fact, she's gone past all my expectations and become one of my most cherished members.
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Lady Susanna
I have known Minx for quite a while on VR and every time I see that she's online I have to say 'Hi'. I admire her spontaneous nature and enjoy that about her very much. There's not a day that goes by when I am down that a brief chat with her cannot remedy. I am thusly blessed to have a great and wonderful friend in her.
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Lady Betsy
She's a wonderful woman to spend an evening with and I speak from first-hand experience here. She's got a great sense of humour, she's intelligent, wise, open and tollerant of others' beliefs and really beautiful too. I'm not exactly sure what to call it, but Betsy and I have some kind of kindred-bond that allows us to think the same thoughts... it's wonderful how much fun she is when we talk, I feel as if I've known her all my life, and whenever I get to chat with her, I always smile really big. Nag away Bets.
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Lady Misty
Misty has been a friend of mine for a very very long time. We're bestfriends and I hope to have her as my friend for a very very long time to come. She's an aspiring model and actress and I hope her dreams come true, that she can make it big one day. Just the way she says Hi everytime she onlines, it makes me feel appreciated and special that someone bothered to notice me. Thank you so much for that Misty, you're wonderful to me beyond expectations.
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Lady Steffie
I met Weffie during my brief stay in the Coven of Lux Æterna. She had a personality to light up a darkened room without any lightbulbs. She had a friendly smile and beautiful eyes to welcome any stranger to the coven and she made anyone feel right at home. She's got her own coven now and our friendship has grown strong over the years. Her love for shoes is stong like mine too and one day we plan to go shoe-shopping together. :P She is a true and valued loyal friend.
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Lady Becca
Becca is admired by me, because she has a unique ability to connect with some of those around her quite quickly. She's a transmitter, and someone like myself, is a receiver and I picked her up LOUD and CLEAR. She's lately gone throo a lot, and I am totally honoured that she's dedicated to not giving up, despited what happened. For all that Becca deserves to be on my list of admired women.
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Lady Rose
Rose is a friend of Lady Becca, who introduced us a bit ago. Rose has proven to be a loyal friend who never gives up on her friends. She has a hardworking drive that rivals that of my own and that is something I admire a great deal. Now that she has her own coven, I can truely see how wonderful she really is and I basque in her magnificence. I am glad I have her as a friend.
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Lady Angel
The CountessOfShadows is someone who I've gotten to know and has endeared herself to me in a very noble way. Our chats have helped up grow closer together and I now consider her a close and trusted friend. I thank her for her company and for gracing us with her beauty.
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Lady Barbie
One of Misty's best friends is also my friend too. Barbie is a very kind, fun-loving and pleasant person to chat with. She's got it all, personality, looks and above all, a kind word for everyone. I am truely glad to count her as one of my great friends.
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Lady Lina
I admire this wonderful goddess soooooo much, she's a beautiful, caring go-get'em character who has that special zest for life that I have. She's a special one, like a delicate flower, once picked, must be protected and nurtured to retain its grace and beauty. Treat her right, for she's a Queen and has earned every letter of that title in my books, and if you mess with her, I'll kick your bum. I luv you my yummiest friend.
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Lady Jenny
Let's see, for one thing, Jenny is one amazing character. From the moment I became friends with her, I could tell she was unique and special. I totally admire her sense of humour which rivals my own, and that in itself is pretty rare. She's proven herself to be loyal and kind and shows within herself the quality of a good, fair and tollerant leader. I am completely, utterly, wholeheartedly, and with much alacrity, pleased to call her a friend of mine. She is the Lesbian Vampire QUEEN of the Amazons!!!
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Lady Rachel
Rachel is a fun person, who has shown me that there are actually mature people out there in the world who have tolerance and acceptance for all. Thank you for everything, you're one of a kind.
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Lady Christine
I met this wonderful lady a while ago on VR and right from the start I knew she was a wonderful person - I could sense it. I always enjoy her company and always appreciate conversing with her. She's so smart and quite the talent. Check out her portfolio, if you don't believe me. :)
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Lady Angi
I have gotten to know Angi quite well and continue to chat on another friendship site, since her work has now blocked her VR access. She's a wonderful spirit whom I enjoy chatting with no matter when and where we meet. I adore her playfulness and her desire to make my coven fun and feeling like a home away from home. :)
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Lady Amanda
Since I met Amanda, I've found she is one of the most mature younger ladies that I have come to admire. While other girls act like 'girls', Amanda has shown me that there are young ladies who act their age. Thank you for being so kind and fun to chat with, I appreciate and treasure whatever time we get to spend online together.
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Lady Frances
I have known Franni for a number of years. She's intelligent, funny, unique, someone I can trust, and not to forget she's a beautiful blonde lesbian who can make me laugh even when I am down.
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Lady Liz
A member of my coven from the start, Liz has proven to be my BEST member ever. She's move up the ranks, proven that she's loyal, trustworthy and honourable and shown me that there are hardworking, intelligent and fun women out there. Thank you for everything Liz, you're wonderful. For that she's been promoted to be my coven's ACM with honours.
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I'm pleased that Jen is still friends with me, after all these years. She's proven to be a valued companion with which I can converse about almost anything. She's a truely beautiful individual.
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Lady Delia
She's my German counterpart and someone who's friendship I treasure a great deal. Lia and I chat in German, because she's kind enough to help me keep my German up, since as they say: If you don't use it, you'll lose it!
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Lady Rebekah
Rebekah is a wonderful lady whom I've only recently gotten to know. She lives close by and seems to have her priorities straight. She's shy, but I believe it's just because we met a month ago. We'll see what happens. She does have a nice set of legs on her tho, eh?! ;)
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Lady Gitte
Gitte is a wonderful lady from Denmark. She's got class and a sense of humour too. She too loves to flirt a lot and like Rebekah, has a sexy pair of legs. MMmmmm mmmm good. lol
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Lady Mavanee
Mavanee is also someone I met recently. She lives in the same town as me. She's got great eyes and amazing hair combined with a smile to melt my heart. She's fun to talk to.
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Lady Jayme
Whenever I write code for my profile I sometimes get stuck with trying to do some things on VR. I know that Jayme is the one to talk to, because she's brilliant and always willing to help me out. She always comes up with solutions to my coding problems and for that I am entirely greatful to her for that. She deserves a spot amongst my friends here, but not only because of the coding. She's been very supportive in other VR areas and I consider her to be a very close friend and would do anything to help her out.
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Lady Chris
Countless times I have found something online that made me chuckle. Often I cannot share certain funny things with just anyone. Chris, however, she can appreciate my sense of humour and that in turn cheers me up, because I know I made someone smile. Chris is wonderful and worthy of an honourable mention here. :)
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Lady Crystal
Back in my Rose Noir days, I got to know a wonderful writer in Crystal. Her vampiric stories had me always eager to read the next chapter; they were that well written. I always enjoyed how she slipped in one or two words in every chapter which forced me to got to my trusty dictionary so I could look up yet a deffinition to a new word I never knew of or didn't know the meaning to. Crystal aspires to be a writer and I think she'll do quite well in that vocation. Looking forward to your future stories.
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Lady Cindy
Always a lady of beauty and charm, this black-haired beauty knows how to give me cavities by being so sweet. Others call her Emu or Emo, but I know she's nothing of the sort. She's a fine looking ACM of Rose Noir :)
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Lady Kat
Kat is a wonderful personality, full of life and spunk. She's the reason I am on VR and for that I have to put her on this list. She's awesome and I am glad we're still friends even if she's not on VR anymore.
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