This was created by TylorBrook..
Very talented artist here on VR.
I hate writing these things.
I am constantly evolving and adjusting, so every time I write one of these stupid things out, I start to feel how much it no longer reflects me.
Personal growth and all that shit.
I am originally from Boston, Massachusetts. I have lived in Northern Texas since 2014.
I have three children- two biological and one bonus. A boy and two girls.
I was born on May 26th, 1987 at 0627.
I am naturally a red head with hazel eyes, but I often change my hair color a lot.
Currently, as of 9/2/2021- my hair is green, blue, purple, and black.
I wear glasses as I am near sighted, and I don't necessarily care for contact lenses.
I have been married since May 9th, 2018 to a wonderful man who annoys me half the time but in ways I enjoy and wouldn't change a thing about him. ;)
I started out on VR as NocturnalMistress; some of you may remember me from that username. I was a loud, obnoxious, and stubborn ass bitch. (Still am, but who really cares, eh?) I've been here for well over a decade (obviously if you look at the date in which this profile was created and the fact I am a MV should be a telling sign, but eh. Not everyone bothers to look.) I have been in quite a few Covens and run a House on here now.
I'm talkative at times and very reclusive most of the time.
I prefer texting over calls because my mind wanders and I get lost in half the conversations I have with people (oh look... a shiny!)
and it's just easier to converse nowadays with written words.
I don't have the patience for idle chit chat and I am probably going to come across as being some rude asshole with a stick up their ass
if you message me about something stupid like "add for an add" or with a homemade bite (I have those turned off for a reason :P).
That may seem harsh, but in the scope of things, it is not.
If you're interesting to me, I will converse.
But if I am not, don't expect me to sing a tune I'm not digging, ya feel me?
There are only a handful of people on here I truly enjoy and a handful of people I will flat out ignore.
If you're not sure which end you are on, you're most likely in the latter group.
If you've made it this far, good job.
Most people don't even bother reading what is on profiles nowadays.
Y'all mostly scroll past it to put a stamp on the profile to level on up so you can finally get inducted
and start the descent into the rabbit hole of insanity that most people tend to fall into.
I am no llama and I have zero patience for what petty bullshit you may spew about each other or the woe is me attitude of most "adults" these days.
If you're a victim, adios.
If you're a survivor, hi.
There is a difference.
A HUGE difference.
If you don't understand the differences between the two,
then it's safe to say you have the attitude and outlook on life that will just annoy me
and I'm not the one to poke and prod.
I like quite a few things, in no particular order, just what comes to mind first:
Chess, reading, writing, DIY projects, home remodeling, history, folklore, mythology, spiritualism, learning, teaching, painting, sculpting, carving, wood burning and crafting, dirt biking, camping, canoeing, kayaking, rock climbing, hiking, fishing, sledding, gardening, laser tag, manhunt, building forts, BDSM, horror- reading and watching, live steal martial arts, basket ball, football, baseball, running, working out, cooking, baking, sewing, forging, foraging, sleeping (when I can- fucking insomniac over here), my kids, music, silence so I can think, to name a few.
Most people and their children, idle chit chat, lies, being put in the middle of high school drama (I will cuss every single one of you out and then degrade you- don't fucking bother me with it, I do not care), ginger flavored things, coconut candy (I like only fresh coconut- that fake shit has a horrible texture), pretty sure most of you. ;)
Well, that seems like the sum of it, yeah?
Don't message me asking me questions that you have no business asking.
(If you're not sure, then it most likely falls into the "it's not your business" category.)
Don't message me asking to be friends. I have very few friends and we didn't become friends over night.
Don't message me with a homemade bite thinking I will find it cute or endearing- I will just flat out block you.
(Remember the above passage on that, yeah?)
If it doesn't actually pertain to VR, the House I run, or ya know, something that I actually care about
(again, read journals and shit and you'll figure that out) I will most likely either not reply or just be
very, very short worded with replies because I bore easily.
If you try to flirt with me, I will screen shot it and make a journal entry about it
and even hyperlink your profile for everyone to see and then block you so you cannot respond.
This is your one and only warning. I am married (as I stated above) and I am not interested in your "online dating" triangles.
Do not message me that you have rated and added me.
I can see that you have.
As can any premium member.
If you bothered to read the profile, you'd see I do not care.
And these homemade fucking bites?
I have biting turned off for a reason-
doesn't mean send me one because you can't bite me through the applications set up here.
It's just another block.
And because *I* personally do not care about rating (never really did, come to think about it).
I will rate everyone who sends these messages a 1 then block them.
Maybe even dishonor you.
Thus, this concludes the description portion of my fucking profile.