Shall I compare thee to a Summer's Eve? For thou art a douche.
Set at 00:16 on July 29, 2016
There are three things you should never pass up when you're old, pass a toilet, waste a hard on and never, never trust a fart"-Awkward Much? I would like to think so!
"I hide behind sarcasm because telling you to go fuck yourself is considered rude in most situations"
I would like to say that I'm pretty sure I've been misdiagnosed with some sort of retardation.
I suggest you watch your step whilst visiting my profile or you just might catch the stupid!
I have changed my profile more times than I think people change their underwear in a day. Just saying.
I have been here for over a decade now. I guess you could say I'm one of the old timers since this site was created. Same profile name and everything. For those who do not know me, the name is Ashley. I'm 28 years old, happily married (my anniversary is Feb. 25th), and a proud momma to 3 amazing kids. Yes I got pregnant before I married Amber's father and I don't regret it one bit. I have had a rough life, which I think has molded me into the strong young woman I am today. I've beaten the odds, and very grateful for everything I have. I don't think I could ask for anything more. I have very few friends that I trust. I've made quite a few mistakes in my life and I have looked at them only as lessons to be learned. Having my daughter kind of helped me "grow up" so to speak not only physically but mentally and emotionally and I am very grateful for that. I love my husband and his little graying hairs more than anything LOL! I am very family oriented. Everything that I do revolves around my kids and my husband. They are 4 of the most important people in my life. They will ALWAYS come first!
I have 2 cats and a puppy. They are my babies. All 3 are females. I have 9 piercings and three tattoos. Hopefully I can get some more ink soon when I can afford it.
"Pain is what it's about. The jewelry and tats are just the souvenirs"...
Below is a picture of my tattoo:
The two black roses are supposed to represent me and my husband. The web and the spider represents my daughter. Spiders will be added to the web for each child we have.
New Ink 5-19-12:
My daughter's name in script on my wrist
Newest addition added this past Mother's Day. And I think its fitting since this is a vampire site, to show a little blood. Yes, I am a bleeder thanks to high blood pressure!
For those curious vampires, my blood type is O+, which I've been told in the past has a nice flavor lol
I am proud of my Irish and German heritage. So, in other words, I have a bad temper and I'm prone to alcoholism. (tad bit cynical much?)
I have always had a knack for the paranormal since a very young age. Every house I have lived in (except for my apartment where I'm at now) had some sort of paranormal activity going on.
Ancient Egypt has always been my favorite period of history. Their beliefs and their way of life have always been fascinating to me.
I am proud to be an Epic Fail!
I love chocolate!
Below is a picture of all 3 of my babies. I am one lucky momma!
Love me some In This Moment
I'm bi-polar when it comes to music. In other words, the music I put on here varies from heavy to not so heavy.
I enjoy spending time with my hubby and my kids, going on long distance car trips, going for walks, watching movies, video games, drawing, playing cards,playing board games, and having a good alcoholic drink at the end of a hard day.
Trinity Blood is by far my favorite anime series. There's nothing sexier than Vampires at war with the Vatican in post Apocalyptic times :P
Absolutely love Bram Stoker's Dracula. One of my favorite vampire movies of all time, mainly because it is based off of the historical Dracula.
I am also a practicing Catholic. If this offends you, feel free to leave my page. I don't think one's religious beliefs should affect the personality of the person or of wanting to get to know one another. I am also raising my children Catholic. To each their own. I am not a Bible thumper nor will I push my beliefs on you. I will also not discuss the topic of Catholicism unless it is brought up by the other person first. End of story. Continuing on.
I get bored too easily so I'm always changing this up. So, feel free to check back often. I'm approachable and love having nonsensical or serious conversations alike. After all, one should not take life all too seriously for we never know what tomorrow holds!
And speaking of nonsensical, for those who like fortune cookies, after reading your fortune follow it up with the words "in bed". It makes things more interesting. As you can tell I have a lot of time on my hands or I'm just plain insane.
My Protection Stamp
If I feel you are worthy of having my stamp, then please ask and I will be more than happy to give it to you. Although, I prefer that people that actually talk to me and those that get a chance to know me will be much better off receiving my stamp.
All stamps have been moved to my journal so don't freak out if you gave me your stamp and you don't see it here. (Which I highly doubt you would freak out, this is after all just a website.No need to get your Speedos in a bunch :P)
Proud Member of the Coven of the Vampire Masquerade
Come back soon and don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out :)
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