The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

Missy and Sean, a cool, yet not very swift couple, head to the home of their friends Felicia and Bob, searching for something to do on a beautiful Saturday morning. While scanning the newspaper, Bob suddenly remembers hearing about an alien spaceship that supposedly crashed at nearby Beavertail Lake, and an offer of $100,000 for anyone who can locate it. Always up for an adventure, Bob gathers his troops and their journey begins. Faster than you can say SIGNS!, Bob and his gang get lost as they head to the crash site. Along the way, they encounter a variety of strange people, places and things, including a sex-tree, Orgasm Trail, Twig Man and a weird, pulsating light. Whatever the result, someone, or something, is way, way out there!