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INVADING ALIENS AND BUNGLING BUREAUCRATS

The intrepid team of mentally uplifted rats and bats, and their vat-born human leader had pulled off the only victory the colony's bungling military forces had won against the invading aliens. But that was the easy part. Now they had to convince the boneheaded military bureaucracy, filled with incompetents and traitors, that the invasion was masterminded by the other aliens, the ones who were supposed to be their allies. And they had to do this quickly before the invaders launched their surprise attack.

Fortunately, they had found a way around the alien's mental programming. What's more, the daring and resourceful Fluff - apparently the ineffectual pet of one of the colony's ruling class, but in reality the incredibly lovable and cuddly hidalgo without peer - was on their side.

Only Fluff can save us now ...