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Find another vampire and let him or her bite you. Employ the swiftest, easiest and most painful method.

2. Become an evildoer and die in a state of sin. Note, however, that this technique (which comes from France and Greece) is not very plausible; there would be millions of beasts roaming the streets as we speak.

3. Have an undead person gaze at your pregnant wife or yourself, if you happen to be expecting. Employing this method will not help you change into a vampire, but it may change your unborn into one.

4. Chronically lie to your parents or die without being baptized. (Note that these ways can't be very credible either.)

5. Instruct your father to scream this at you in anger: "May the ground reject thee!" Having yourself cursed in this or another way by your parents could turn you into a fanged one after death.

6. Gobble up a sheep that was killed by a wolf and eventually, you'll become a bloodsucker.

7. Travel back in time to the Greece of several centuries ago, where people who were excommunicated from the church were considered good vampire candidates.

8. Come down with chorea (a disease associated with uncontrolled twitching).

9. Ask your descendants to make a cat leap over your body when you've reached the hereafter.


And if that fails.. send me a wire transfer for $1,000,00... and i'll turn you...

LMAO, I like the last one Dhampir! ;)

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How to find a vampire ? He won't come to me . I must go to him . How to discern a vampire ?

*coughs* there are female vampire's..... but looks like you're not too fusy... *winks*

Probably . But i wanna clear this misteik . And i need info for this .

well if you can't raise the funds, the best bit of advice i can give you is: Don't be a wannabe, vampire loathe this and will shun your efforts... be yourself and they will find you, if you are worthy... good luck .... your travels will be of melancholy and severe lack of fruition. You may think being sycophant will get you 'a foot in the door' .. *mirth*.. tread carefully my friend.... your task may be too insurmountable for one of little knowledge....

Someone on this site told me "we won't looking for you" (i must looking for you) . And you tell me something differently .?

come to me sweetheart, ill bite you and devour your soul. it'll be a most pleasureable pain....you wont complain a bit ;) --- and if you do...too bad, you want to be a vampire? thats a price you'll have to pay .....@ least with me

*bwahahaha*

V--V

Miami is too far to me :=(
But thank you for this sweet offer .

i would walk a million miles, swim a million oceans, climb a million mountains, fight dragons and demons.. shed my blood, for one bite from her precious, alluring mouth !!

saying that i'd need mouth to mouth resuscitation after that much excursion....

i would gladly give it to you dhampir. no doubt about it ;)