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well kids this has taken off like a fire in a chinese fireworks factory....
rules are.....don't be rude....ya thats about it for rules in my cafe.....
perverse, insulting, intelligent, psychotic, etc etc are open to fun....
coffee is self serve....the brownies have "extra" ingredients....and the art on the walls shifts to match the insanity of the viewers...
hehhe and Deity..I have much better attention span than a fish....
I chained her and left as a bit of.....sadism....hehhe

Looks around for whats left of the chain, hmmm. Seems to be missing. Walks away wistling. Goes to check to see if the coffee is done yet that he put on.

yes first one here *starts wolfing down the food* hmm i should save some for the others i think they'd do the same for me hmm....*keeps going*

Hmmmm it seems that every time i look up from my card the place has shifted just ever so slightly

Well i wish someone had told me the brownies had 'extra' ingredients in them ...I ate nearly a whole tray and got sick..ewww.....thought it was over consumption ...turned out to be erm..something else...LOL...

So watch out if ShadowWolf hands you a tray of brownies..LOL..

~checks bag of marshies and pack of crackers for signs of 'tampering'~..~grins~

Of course Deity I will always share with my bestest friends ... well food and drink that is .. men now that's a different story LOL

It's like a friggin earth quake LOL

Hey there Crystiline when did you sneek in????

awww. hmmm. oh well extra stuff eh. no wonder they are so addictive

I did not sneak in I've been sitting here playing solitare all day.

Laughs evily and continues to drink his coffee while lookin gbehind the counter. ooooo icecream, looks to see what type is here and finds strawberry, yells Mine. and finds a spoon and finds a table in the corner to eat it all.......

no worries, Dami


I don't like sharing men anyway

I like my men nerdy and clumsy.. I'm sure that's not your style. You're much too cool for that ;)

*walks to Crystiline's table and sits down* Well how in the world did I miss you sitting here all by your lonesome ;) *looks under the table* Good at least you're not just wearing boxers *wink wink* LOL hehehehehe

Men sharing???..eww.... gross...I just love my man...~sit s...chocolate smeared down her chin...dreaming of her wonderful man~...mmhmmm...delish and I ain't just talkin about the chocolate...~grins~

See i told you i tend to just fade into the backround but you didnt believe me

LOL Deity hehehe I ca so picture you ... Beauty and the Nerd LMAO hehehe he would be in such awe of your beauty he'd be stumbling all over himself :^****

Looks up from eating the strawberry icecream and doesn't notice anyone lookingso he make his tongue elongate and licks the bottom of the tub clean,mmmmmmmmmmmmm

No it is that you are just quiet LOL no blending allowed .... Done with this game yet???? *devilish look in her eyes, as she raises hand to wipe cards into a pile* LOL I wanna play too ...

heheh hey Deity...i'm nerdy and um...clumsy.........
and thanks for the attempt dami...I will be starting a new thread line at about 400-550 postings...
but i need any available mods to close the old one ...as I am not a premi yet

Dami, I just like how nerdy guys treat their significant others.


Almost as sweet as those smors. * mought waters *

Dearmon, you're a silly goose-- not a nerd ;)

No prob ... wasn't sure if you were going to get it open and I wanted to post to it LOL

Maybe i dont want to play cards with you.
After all you stold my wolf man deck this morning.
Besides this deck is all jokers it ensures ill win every time *smirks*

:( great so i am a nerd. jeez i guess i should start bieng bad and not cherish the people i love. cuz i don't wanna be a nerd HMPH not doing back to that no no no

Looks up from licking the tub clean with his tongue hanging out and icecream covering his face. Makes sure noone i slokking and licks his face clean. Gets up to put his trash in the trashcan and gets another mug of coffee woth lots of sugars this time

Hmmmfff uh mmm as I recall my dear we all went back to my place to party ... I do belive you left them sitting ..... ehmm somewhere at the house .. yeah that's it >;^}

party at my house :)
Dami, you can be the host


let's celebrate ♥

*stammers at the memories of damis house*
uh.. ye..yeah tthat ssounds goodd i guess

Awesome ... what are we celebrating though???? I'd love to host it hon ... I love decorating too so of course for this Motley Crew it will have to be just right LOL

hhmmm... lets celebrate... the creation of the general chatter cafe.... or the love of chocolate... or we can throw it for someone.

as hes sippng his coffee he looks in the freezer again and finds chololate icecream,mmmm
Hey any of you lady's want chololate Icecream and theres fudge too

YaY Dami! You're the best!

We;re celebrating my birthday on Monday :)


I will no longer be a teenager. I must say goodbye to my teenage years with a huge bash! ♥

Party Time!

A reason to party?
not required in my book lol

Well I'll wish you a Happy Birthday now Deity,and may your party be a grand one at that. ~hugs her gently~

Thank you Shadowwolf :)

It will be great, indeed

and you are invited, of coure ♥

Yes indeed may you have a joyus day

Thank you Deity, very much my dear.

have a most delightful day hmm... this call for something more then just good wishes brb. :)

walks back to the counter and leans over it and wispers some words so none can hear. walks over to Deity and pulls from behind his back a dozen roses and hands them to her. For a special Lady

Hey deity...come sit on my lap and tell Satan claws what you want for your birthday little girl......
hehe
well don't wreck the place kids..... i'm off to get drunk.....it's one of those nights....
i'll be on later tho...perhaps

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH PARTY TIME !!!!

Wow leaving the teens behind .. be thankfull hon ... one more year to be legal then LOL *wink wink* I think a huge bash is in order ...

Dami, I bet you can't wait. Grins evily

thank you so much everyone ♥

pssst... the roses are lovely. Thank you !!
so is everyone ready to party?


i never needed a reason to throw a good bash, but now.. i'm feeling in an even more "party" kind of mood :)

I'm ready willing and able to party

Party.....Party....Party. Wlaks over to the counter and jumps over it and looks in the fridge hmmm, hey guess what I found. Beer!!! let the Party begin

beer...

any liquor? hah

NOPE Shadowwofl ... I can't ;)

*jumps up give Crystiline a peck on the cheek, pulls a deck of cards from between breasts and throws his wolfie cards on the table with a smile and a wink* Didn't think I'd leave them at home now did ya? ... I am off folks I have a party to go plan and decorate for ... I shall return in a bit ...

*starts rumageing through his back pack tossing out random objects*
doughnuts no brownies no rice crispie treats no seven layer chocolate fuge ripple ice cream cake Now how in blazes did that get in there? *sets it aside shakeing his head and goes back to digging for his flask*

You guys Pre-party but don't get the birthday girl too drunk .. at least not yet

oh come on Dami..


I'm only getting pre-drunk for the pre-party ;)
Hurry Back ♥

Deity, what do you like?

I like sour apple martinis, Amaretto Sours, Cosmos, Rum and cokes, Strawberry Daiquiris, Piña Coladas, Whiskey, and beer.

Really, I'm not picky.

Wispers some words and a large bottle of Strawberry Daiquiris appears in his hand. He walks over to Deity and hands it to her. He M'Lady just for you. Pulls out a glass from behind his back and hands that to her as well.

*strolls back in and takes a look around* Looks like a party in the works. Did I hear a rumor about Deity's birthday?

Happy Birthday dear!

We should definitely have a huge bash to get rid of the teen years. =)

yummy... what a tasty daiquiri.. thank you!!


thank you angelpie... yes.. the bigger the bash, the better it is. :)

♥

You are very welcome Deity....

Wow take a look at that Rose.......nice

*hmmmmm looks around....where is the capn morgan*

Wispers some words and a bottle of capt. Morgan apears in his hand. Wlaks over to Angel and hands it to her. Here M'Lady your wish is my command. Bows and sits down and sips his beer and rum.

whoa what a gorgeous rose. Thank you so much, corazon!!


Angelpie.. let's share a bottle. We could see who gets trashed the fastest.

ready? set. GO!

Sits back and laughs. Watches to see who wins or should I say loose's. ~grins~

*takes a glass of magarita* hmm wow and this is turning out to be a rather big crowd. hope the birday girl likes meh gift.

Oh oh oh what fun!!!! Takes a huge gulp and feels the liquid slide into her belly. *sigh how wonderful*

Gets up and gives ShadowWolf a soft kiss on the cheek in thanks for this wonderful alcohol.

Of course after the big gulp she remembers to propose a toast to Deity.

*sigh I just go so excited over booze*

Anyway......*lifts the bottle up in the air* To Deity on her 20th birthday. May you have a beautiful year ahead of you with good friends and and terrific days.

Rasies his mug of beer in honor of Deity. And looks at it darn its empty. Wispers a few words and a bottle of spiced rum appears.Refills his mug and drinks some,mmmmmmm

*raises my chalece(sp)* i'll drink to that. hmmm hey there *takes angie by the hand and starts to tango* oops silly me forgot to ask. hope you like my choice of dance we can switch if not.

aww thanks * lifts cup in the air *

whoa, i'm getting a little tipsy..


more drinks?

Ooooh I would love to!! Lets boogie! uh, I mean Tango!! heh

cha cha cha cha cha CHA!

hmm you choice: i am capable of tango chacha merengue salsa. and well i can fake the rest like bachata etc... and my waltz is rust sorry :(. but this is fun *dips you* dont u think?

Ohhhh I'm getting dizzy!!! Is it the alcohol or being dipped? I don't know, I don't care cause I'm havin some fuuuuuun! heh

AngelPie, are you winning our contest? LOL

Walks over to Deity and sits down next to her, leans over and asks are you ok my dear. Takes a drink of his rum and smiles softly at her.

I have no idea.....LOLOL I should get one of those camelback things and fill it up with Capn and coke...That way I could walk around and drink and not have to worry about it spilling! hehehhehe

Wispers a few words and a camelback appears in his hand. He fills it wth Capt. and coke and calls to Angel. My dear he come an dreceive your gift.~smiles~

Woo hoo!!! You are the MAN ShadowWolf!! Thank you dear. I am now fully ready to get my drunk on.

*starts dancing on top of the bar* =)

*walks up to diety and bows on one knee* your devinity may i have the honor of dancind with the birthday girl.

I'm fine shadow. Thank you for asking. It's normal for the room to be spinning...right? heh :)

You know Deity, I think we both are light weights. LOL

dances with diety slowly and levitates. *thinks to self* well least no one will figure out i can do this. they'll just think its drunkess

Looks at Deity, aah no the room is not spinning. Looks closely at her and smiles and laughs. I think you and angel are both out classed tonight. Lifts his glass in a toast to both Angel and Deity Cheers

*throws 50 Euros at Angelpie* WOO WOO!!! lol..

*sits down on a stool and continues reading his magazine* Oh.. Good evening, everyone.

*On top of the bar I gaze at Deity and CorazonMuerto dancing at eye level. Shaking her head to clear it, I stare again. What the hell is going on? But another wave of happy drunkness crashes over me and she puts it out of my mind.*

oops, I meant shaking "my" head..sorry

Picks up the 50 euros...(WOW how generous) and sticks it in my bra.

*bends down real quick to give Darklight a quick kiss on the cheek.*

Thank you dear. =)

keeps floating with diety. hmm this is just perfect and wow ur really light on ur feet dearest. thanks for the priviledge of dancing with you. starting to get drunks and comes down before i fall. :) *kisses deity on cheek* thanks for the dance

wow , floating what a talent

oh my god..look at the time

i have to get going..

i must be out the door right now. I will be back later .. * kisses to everyone *

yes, i'm friendly when drunk :)


have a wonderful time without me. I have a little celebrating to do. *xoxo*

Soon you soon Deity. Walks over to the bar and watches Angel dance. Reaches in his pocket and brings out a franklin reaches up and hands it to her with a smile.

See you later dear Deity!

I'm on my way out as well. I need cigarettes. I ran out a little while ago. heheh....I shall return shortly.

Well what do you know? *turns into a the artist formerly known as Prince* Thanks Angel.. *starts singing* QUICK!! kiss me again, so i can change back to plain ol Darklight!!! Im scaring myself!!

lol.. bye, Deity.

Laughs at Darklight, changing into Prince. Takes a large drink of his rum and shakes his head.
Hurry back Angel. Smiles at her gently

Slowly levitates down from the bar to plant a soft kiss on Darklights cheek very close to his lips and then winks at him naughtily.

Man, how you did it? When I wanted to open topicless thread It's been closed the second when it was opened and I've beent sent to a "bad pupils corner"!!! :(

Oh, I know, I forgot to add the word "caffe" at the end...

Anyway "collective unconscious" still does the job... this is the kind of thread I wanted to be open...

Give me Pelinkovac to get comfortable with the place...

Happy Birthday Deity! I have two years, 1 month and a day until I leave the teen years... oh well. 1 month and 1 day until I am 18!!! *skips around and then takes a seat towards the back*

What do I want? *gets up and get coffee... strong black coffee*

Just what I need... however, something is missing from it!

Drinks the last of the rum in his glass and looks around seeing how empty its getting and quite. Shakes his head and thinks noone can hang anymore, pours hisself more rum and winks at Angel.

*transforms back to DarkLight for a split second and then turns into Keanu Reeves* I think i need one more! *winkie wink*

Strolls back in with her cigarettes and over to Darklight aka Keanu Reeves, kisses him softly on the cheek again. How about now? heh

Walks over to ShadowWolf and sits down. How goes things?

Looks into her eyes and smiles. They go even better noe that your back my dear. Raises his glass and toasts her. winks

Winks back and takes a sip from the camel pack...mmmmmmmm mmmmmmm good.

Levitates back up to dance on the bar! The music is rockin tonight!!!

Yes, the music is rockin. Goes to the jukebox and looks to see if Rob Zombie is on it. oh yeh. Puts some coins in and plays all of them.

Ooooooooh Rob Zombie....Great choice dear!!

Walks in carrying a bottle of Jack Daniels. "Did I miss the party?"

Thank you my dear. nods to the music and watches her dance.enjoying the show.smiles at her

Oh no you haven't !!! Come and join in the festivities!

Thank you my dear Angelpie * bows gracefully to the lady and kisses your hand ever so gently*

Looks at her with a strange look in his eyes and goes to the bar and waits to see what she has to show me, drinks some of his rum and sets the glass down on the bar, gets out another franklin and waves it at her with a smile

hehe.. yea, that works! *throws more Euros to Angel* Enjoy!!

Hey, Shadow, does that thurr jukebox get Bif Naked?

yes it does, just take a look..

Ooooooooooh more money!! Yay. I like money. LOL But I'm not getting naked! You naughty naughty men! rofl!

laughs and reaches up and puts the money in her shirt and smiles

no offense to the one who created this thread but to those who let it on, because thier is already the ashes thread or watever, and this is another chat'em up thread? the one thread that tried to thrive called LBSclub was cut short FAST! why does this one get to live on?

*stares at the ever changing wall, pausing only to gulp down random mouthfuls of alcohol.*

*starts giggling then turns around and announce that the wall told her what extras were in the cookies.*

Oh you're naughty ShadowWolf..lighly smacks his hand. LOLOL

Well Manny and Zlee its just one of those things....this one just happened to catch on.

oh you mean FAVORITES get thier threads up longer aye? hmmm... im thinking now... nah no im not cus me and others have known of the living of friends threads, and all...

pulls his hand back and rubs it. picks up his glass and drinks some more rum. looks up at her and smiles
well my friends its been fun but Imust be going now. drains his glass and sets it on the bar. reaches up and pulls angel down to his level and lightly kisses her goodbye

*gets up on the bar and starts dancing for Angelpie* The least I can do is entertain you for a while now. ; )

You have got to be kidding me! Like I said, it just happened to catch on. No offense, but it's only a forum. It's not like it's a nuclear powered submarine where life in it is life or death.

damn it!! *throws bag of popcorn away* lol ;)

*plays Bif Naked "Lucky"* Anyone care to dance?

Oh Nightcreature you are a good dancer.

Hey Darklight get your but up here on the bar and dance with us.

We can make me an Angelpie sandwich! =)

Very nice, I knew we'd get you on the menu soon enough.

*pulls Angelpie close to dance with her*

haha.. *gets on the bar and screams* IM A SLICE OF BREAD!!

Snuggles up to Nightcreature....you smell so good.....I love the smell of blood. =)

what about me?? im wearing Bod Cologne!! :( and Axe Deoderant!

You didn't say that you were coming up to dance....you must have snuck up behind me. lol Sorry darling. =) You smell wonderful as well. All of the blood running through the veins of the two of you is intoxicating.

YAY!!! *snuggles* lol :D Yesh, i did sneak up :B And the smell of blood is intoxicating, isnt it?

Oh yes.....between the alcohol, the music, and dancing with 2 awesome men....I'm on cloud 9. =)

haha.. your not a bad dancer yourself, Angel :)

Why thank you dear. I love to dance. It's one of my favorite things to do.

Sure! heh.. me too!! although, im not that good, i dont think.. im an awesome breakdancer tho..

I cant believe im almost a Shaitan already, and i just became a Savage this morning lol

I don't mind if you indulge and take a drink my dear.

*slips over to the bar and checks to see if its empty or not.. grins and grabs a bottle of vodka and takes a drink* did everyone leave :( I hope I didnt miss the party.


H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y D E I T Y

Hope its a great one :)

I'm sure you don't darlin. =) It's a good think I like to drink. hehehehe

I actually meant if you wanted to take a bite and drink from me. But unfortuneatly I must take my leave from everyone. Until next time

Oh, sorry I had a blonde moment. LOL
And on that note, I need to take my leave from everyone as well. The lack of sleep is making me loopy. Good night everyone. Until next time. *Smooches*

I'm not against this kind of threads, I wanted to open something like this except that I didn't want to open "virtual chatroom where virtual drinks are served" cause it would look too similar to one and only ChaosBleed's "The VEX", but this kind of thread is needed I think. There got to be a relaxing thread where you can enter and say something that is totaly without any connections with previous post. But I'm little bit dissapointed with favorizing some members among other members. Admin that closed my thread, which was basicly same as this thread, though I didn't served any drinks nor brownies (whatever they are), did the closing very angry and even threatened with temporary banning next one who opens the kind of thread that is exactly like this one!? But it's okay, admins are people too, and there is Slipknot song that describes people...

Well, D. I'm starting to enjoy your place... pour me another Pelinkovac, tripple this time, this one went fast...

I should be heading out as well.. things to do. *takes a last drink of rum* Good Evening.

...and I forgot...

*steps up to the mic*

is this thing on?

*turns on the mic*

I just wanted to say that I saved a kitten from a certain death few days ago and I feel great about it!

*turns off the mic and steps off then continues to the bar to drink*

well well well, looks like alot of fun in here, altho i may have arived to late

aww, thank you!!

whoa..is the party over :(

hehe
well zlee....I think you may have tried opening one when succubus club was still in full swing....
granted it is up and running again thanks to filiana...but it was down for a while...and I did state that the only reason I was starting one was to kepp the "general chatter" down to a dull roar in the other threads....get it out of your systems here instead of in actual potentially useful threads...
but there is always a possibility that some levels of favoritism was in play...if so thats not my doing..I never asked for it....and well the serving drinks.....i'm serving coffee....I just never said I was restricting drinks......i'm open to someone expanding on an idea.....
and while i agree that vex was a great thing...by no means was he the only one to think of such a place...he was just the first to put it into the forums.....
and on that note.....i'm off to bed.....
i'll prolly have to start another thread in the morning....
if i'm not around... I'm sure Nicnivian will do it for me...
Deity.....Grow older with grace sweet lady....but never grow up....

this place needs kareoke hold on

-poof- awsome

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