The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

As the description states, "It's dangerous to go alone. Take this."

Have you ever found yourself stranded in the suburban wilderness, surrounded by strange chatter and people you've never met, or you're looking for tidbits to help break the ice at an upscale lunchbox social? Well, this book isn't for you, if that's what you're looking for. In fact, this book is quite the opposite. Contained within these pages are several hundred phrases and sayings that are guaranteed to bring any conversation to a grinding halt.

Over the years, Doctor Reginald "Twiddlefingers" Octenberger has traversed the world in search of lewd, obscene, salacious, tasteless, offensive, off-the-cuff, and otherwise psychologically traumatizing gems for you to peruse and use at your own disposal. So whenever you find yourself in a bland social situation, and want to spice things up, or perhaps you had too much to drink the night prior and woke up next to a strange bedfellow, Doctor Reginald T. Octenberger will always be there.

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"A Survivalist's Field Guide To Disarming Any Casual Conversation" on youtube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuVGrv3caHA